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I mean, a quiet place part 2? Come ooooon
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more like a quiet piss too
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Nov 20, 2023 21:01
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I would have simply not had sex to produce a baby, just like in real life
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Nov 20, 2023 21:08
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Nikumatic posted:more like a quiet piss poo
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Completely got me with the gag and I love it.
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Mike flan cool for his recs
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lmfao that's too good
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He's going to traumatize someone and that's objectively funny
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Nov 20, 2023 21:27
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I think so
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Nov 20, 2023 21:32
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get that fucker an account
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Nov 20, 2023 22:29
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz4k8V8RuF0/ lmao
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Nov 21, 2023 00:22
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That's the most evil thing I've ever seen.
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Flanagan is cool and good.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:31
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Nope was a brilliant retelling of the Monkey's Paw. Did everyone pick up on when each character made their wish and what it was?
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Nov 21, 2023 01:01
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Nope owns. All Jordan Peeles movies are good as heck.
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Doctor Sleepy Time area is the only good Flanagan project. Everything else is fine but never good.
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Double post by accident but it’s true.
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Nov 21, 2023 01:28
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I didnt like dr sleepy time but I really appreicate using Elliot from ET as Jack Torrence over CGI or AI. Even when I watched it I was like okay, this is kinda cool. And the best way to do it. So good on Flan.
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Dr Sleep has an insanely uncomfortable and harrowing child abduction scene in the middle of a two and a half hour Stephen King mythos snooze fest
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I cannot loving believe that this is getting a feature-length adaptation. I watched the anthology film it was part of for the October marathon, and it might have been the most forgettable segment in a movie that was literally titled Horror Anthology Volume 1 (the "Landgraves" segment was good, though). I actually rewound the segment a couple of times on initial watch, because I was sure I was missing some detail that made it click. Nope, very surface level (no pun) occurrence, which makes me morbidly curious what tons of stuff they'll need to add to bulk it out to a ninety-minute run-time.
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Nov 21, 2023 02:27
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Nope was a brilliant retelling of the Monkey's Paw. Did everyone pick up on when each character made their wish and what it was? No and I don't recall any discussion of this in the Nope thread either. Explain.
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Darthemed posted:I cannot loving believe that this is getting a feature-length adaptation. I watched the anthology film it was part of for the October marathon, and it might have been the most forgettable segment in a movie that was literally titled Horror Anthology Volume 1 (the "Landgraves" segment was good, though). I actually rewound the segment a couple of times on initial watch, because I was sure I was missing some detail that made it click. Nope, very surface level (no pun) occurrence, which makes me morbidly curious what tons of stuff they'll need to add to bulk it out to a ninety-minute run-time. I mean it's a spooky relatable short but I agree there isn't much to it. The ghost being a drowned lady was a bit too obvious. When it first appeared cloaked in shadow I was expecting something weirder and freakier but it does the job. Maybe the feature is going to be a Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) sort of deal where the entire runtime is just a bunch of dumb assholes getting into the haunted pool one after another for 70 or so minutes.
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Tomie Fobidden Fruit I don't hate this movie, but I don't think I like it. It's kinda all over the place. The story just keeps on going. It crams a lot of stuff into an hour and a half and seems like it's in a rush to finish every idea. Tomie isn't especially good this time around. She's mean, but not really evil. It seemed like the forbidden fruit might be a gay relationship between Tomie and a teenage girl, but that was just one scene. Their relationship goes through some weird stages but I don't think it's supposed to be gay. That would have been an interesting idea to explore with Tomie. There are a few interesting moments and images. At one point there's spooky music that sounds like Silent Hill. It just kinda looses anything interesting by the end. I doesn't even let the new idea of how to defeat Tomie work. I give this movie a few extra points because the father works in the ice factory.
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TheBizzness posted:Nope owns. All Jordan Peeles movies are good as heck. Though for some reason his Twilight Zone reboot wasn't very good.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Nope was a brilliant retelling of the Monkey's Paw. Did everyone pick up on when each character made their wish and what it was? I would love to hear this reading.
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Darthemed posted:I cannot loving believe that this is getting a feature-length adaptation. I watched the anthology film it was part of for the October marathon, and it might have been the most forgettable segment in a movie that was literally titled Horror Anthology Volume 1 (the "Landgraves" segment was good, though). I actually rewound the segment a couple of times on initial watch, because I was sure I was missing some detail that made it click. Nope, very surface level (no pun) occurrence, which makes me morbidly curious what tons of stuff they'll need to add to bulk it out to a ninety-minute run-time. Is that cat gonna star? Because the kitty was waaaaay more memorable than the rest. It was decently done, but there’s minimal there there. Borderline homeopathic.
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Doltos posted:Methodology: It's literally just a list of movies by jump scare. These people wouldn't know what horror was if it buried a machete in their skull.
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Martman posted:Nbd I just thought it was funny. On the other hand I will say "joker is just a remake of the king of comedy" all day and, yes, it absolutely means Todd Phillips is a hack I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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one all time jump scare for me and a good example of sudden dumb horror is Brad Pitt in the closet in Burn After Reading that movie is terrific
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I will forever think that the original House on Haunted Hill has the perfect jump scare. When that old lady pops up and then floats away, holy poo poo, it still gets me and I've seen that movie about a thousand times now.
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Other than the stock answer of Exorcist 3, the best jumpscare ever is the fisherman's head in Jaws.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Other than the stock answer of Exorcist 3, the best jumpscare ever is the fisherman's head in Jaws. Yeah it's so perfectly timed. my partner had never seen Jaws until a few years ago, and when we watched it together she literally jumped in her seat
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Other than the stock answer of Exorcist 3 Imagining an alternate version of Exorcist 3 where Kinderman whips aside a shower curtain and the carp is right there
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gey muckle mowser posted:Yeah it's so perfectly timed. my partner had never seen Jaws until a few years ago, and when we watched it together she literally jumped in her seat I watched Jaws in the cinema a few years back with my partner, who was also new to the film, and the entire audience jumped at the head, myself included, because I was so preoccupied waiting to see my partners reaction it managed to spook me!
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You guys are wrong  WHY BONER NOW posted:The best jump scare is when you first see Jaws, as Brody is scooping chum
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Beyond The Black Rainbow and Mandy are absolutely better Leviathan and Rambo 2. psycho 3 is pretty good but i think oz perkins is better than his dad as well.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Other than the stock answer of Exorcist 3, the best jumpscare ever is the fisherman's head in Jaws.
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Doltos posted:Methodology: Nice to actually see the methodology. I think it's extremely flawed, though. I really don't care about heart rate spikes in particular. Being startled is not the same thing as being scared. My heart rate spikes when someone drops a glass or a car backfires, but I'm not scared, and it leaves no lasting impression on me. I suppose measuring the average heart rate shows ongoing tension while watching the movie, so that's a bit more interesting, but still, meh. I understand you can't objectively measure how much a movie sticks in your head long after seeing it, but isn't that what's really interesting?
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 What an rear end in a top hat. I love it.
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Crescent Wrench posted:Nice to actually see the methodology. I think it's extremely flawed, though. I really don't care about heart rate spikes in particular. Being startled is not the same thing as being scared. My heart rate spikes when someone drops a glass or a car backfires, but I'm not scared, and it leaves no lasting impression on me. I suppose measuring the average heart rate shows ongoing tension while watching the movie, so that's a bit more interesting, but still, meh. I understand you can't objectively measure how much a movie sticks in your head long after seeing it, but isn't that what's really interesting? A jump scare that startles may not be the same thing as actually being scared, but startling the audience once in a while does create a consistent underlying tension that can help put them in the frame of mind to be scared. A big part of being scared is in the buildup to the scary stuff, and jump scares can prime the audience for that and make the tension unbearable which is when you get people watching through their hands and all that. To a lot of people that's like the definition of being scared.
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