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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



pantslesswithwolves posted:

If it’s legitimate crypto, the regulatory body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

CommieGIR posted:

Worth reminder that doctor that made that report is super bad at diagnosing those things. He's a fixer doctor - he writes what he's told and pockets a fee.

I would also like to point out, the statement Trump released stated his cognitive abilities were "exceptional" which might be literally true.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Elviscat posted:

I would also like to point out, the statement Trump released stated his cognitive abilities were "exceptional" which might be literally true.

I don't think that dumb sack of poo poo possesses the faculties to present that kind of nuance. Comes across as more narcissist speak to me, "I, the bigly-est best boy to ever do a thing, did that thing better than anyone else. The doctors, with tears in their eyes, said they had never seen someone as yuge-ly best as me."

Bonus, if it's the normal "Do you have dementia?" test it's like a 1-10 scale with half of it being "Can draw the face of a clock" that a third grader will have a perfect score on but again with the narcissism he has to be the absolute most perfectly best, better than anyone, at anything, at all times.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
*Trump doing his dementia test*

"12:00"
" "
"12:00"

"What kind of clock..."

"My microwave, which, by the way, got a great deal, never paid less for a better deal, huge amounts fit in it, never a better place to prepare your young, it's clock reads just like that, very informative, very helpful."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The statement from the doctor about how, if elected, he would be the healthiest president in history is also very :jerkbag:.

The attempts at propaganda never end.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

The statement from the doctor about how, if elected, he would be the healthiest president in history is also very :jerkbag:.

The attempts at propaganda never end.

I wonder who the actual healthiest president would be, maybe Bill Clinton or Obama? (Thinking relative young, more modern, and I think JFK had a bunch of health issues?)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


OddObserver posted:

I wonder who the actual healthiest president would be, maybe Bill Clinton or Obama? (Thinking relative young, more modern, and I think JFK had a bunch of health issues?)

Obama but he smoked.

JFK was wrecked from the war.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

OddObserver posted:

I wonder who the actual healthiest president would be, maybe Bill Clinton or Obama? (Thinking relative young, more modern, and I think JFK had a bunch of health issues?)

Carter is still alive at 99 so I think he may have been objectively the healthiest.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Stultus Maximus posted:

Carter is still alive at 99 so I think he may have been objectively the healthiest.

Good point.

But then you have to consider Kissinger being a vibrant, healthy human and well

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

JFK used to have to be lifted out of the hot tub by Secret Service.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bulletsponge13 posted:

JFK used to have to be lifted out of the hot tub by Secret Service.

Look if you had any energy left after shagging Monroe I’d be amazed too.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



That Works posted:

Good point.

But then you have to consider Kissinger being a vibrant, healthy human and well

Dark magic rituals of eternal unlife don’t count.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crab Dad posted:

JFK was wrecked from the war.

Addison's disease, actually, though the war didn't help any. Also exploding head syndrome.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I would guess Teddy or Andy Jackson but that may be conflating healthiest with "most psychotic"

Saul Kain
Dec 5, 2018

Lately it occurs to me,

what a long, strange trip it's been.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Also exploding head syndrome.

Common side effect of lead overdose.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Carter or Teddy, although Teddy had a bunch of childhood ailments that he just powered through with determination.

Carter was running Class 5 whitewater rapids in an open canoe while he was Governor of Georgia just before running for President two years later. Dude was definitely the first 'modern' fitness/outdoorsman president and Dubya is probably the only equivalent.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

How many shirtless pics did either of them do compared to my man Barry?

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Double post but :lmao:

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1727305699527451118#m

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Lmao

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Crab Dad posted:

Look if you had any energy left after shagging Monroe I’d be amazed too.

Mediocre

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Lmao

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Get it brother

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I love my nipple pierced mayor

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Ah yes, lets replace the corrupt guy with the sexpest.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CommieGIR posted:

Ah yes, lets replace the corrupt guy with the sexpest.

They're all the corrupt guy.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Uhhh, something is up on the Canadian border. Someone may have just detonated a car bomb at a customs booth.

https://twitter.com/ErieCoBlotter/status/1727389556956369290
https://buffalonews.com/news/local/...f12b0ede79.html
They just shut down all the bridges between the US and Canada in NY at least.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

Uhhh, something is up on the Canadian border. Someone may have just detonated a car bomb at a customs booth.

https://twitter.com/ErieCoBlotter/status/1727389556956369290
https://buffalonews.com/news/local/...f12b0ede79.html
They just shut down all the bridges between the US and Canada in NY at least.

https://twitter.com/FBIBuffalo/status/1727390895283044365

Can't wait until they find out who did it and the FBI releases that "accused was known by the FBI"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gonna be some loving YouTuber looking for clout.

“Just a prank, bro!”

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Holy loving poo poo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Crosspost from YOSPOS:

https://twitter.com/xXJeped0Xx/status/1727394960897442196?t=_oKmJ1fDGV9HSeed_xmlXw&s=19

Ignore the sourcing and poo poo, but lmao this could get funny real quick

Edit: a "Fox News Correspondent" with "high places police sources" is claiming two dead in attempted attack, but I ain't linking it because even that report is fishy. It's 20 minutes old and ain't getting anything else anywhere else.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Nov 22, 2023

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

facialimpediment posted:

Crosspost from YOSPOS:

https://twitter.com/xXJeped0Xx/status/1727394960897442196?t=_oKmJ1fDGV9HSeed_xmlXw&s=19

Ignore the sourcing and poo poo, but lmao this could get funny real quick

Do we have confirmation if the vehicle was going from Canada to the US or the other way around? I am seeing conflicting information on that part.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
God forbid if it IS a terror attack.

All we'll hear is "Blargh this never would have happened under my watch, no sir. I am a bigly manly healthy strong leader"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ASAPI posted:

Do we have confirmation if the vehicle was going from Canada to the US or the other way around? I am seeing conflicting information on that part.

NYT says "entering united states"

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/22/nyregion/rainbow-bridge-explosion-niagara-falls.html

Bored As gently caress posted:

God forbid if it IS a terror attack.

All we'll hear is "Blargh this never would have happened under my watch, no sir. I am a bigly manly healthy strong leader"

Nah people forget fast nowadays.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Never get in a Tesla

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
That's good advice regardless of whatever the current event is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
k all we got right now:

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1727408784073715824?t=NNRm6tptXd_3TkP4J21wrw&s=19

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Now some may say we need to wait for all the facts, but I say we declare war with Canada just to be safe.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Early bet on the Mossad

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Now some may say we need to wait for all the facts, but I say we declare war with Canada just to be safe.

Build the wall and make Canada pay for it.

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Fivemarks
Feb 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/FordJohnathan5/status/1727414487056371856?s=20

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1727411902341627911

holy poo poo, it was actually a goddamned Tesla!

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