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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. Yeetskrt.mp4
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My main memory of the Star Wars prequels was that they were the first time I had the revelation that, just because people around me say I would like a piece of media, doesn't mean I actually do. It's not even necessarily that they were bad (I don't think I was nearly critical enough to know what 'a bad movie' was at that point), just that I didn't find any of what it was doing all that interesting. In retrospect, my flaw is that I was a Star Trek kid that for some reason just never saw Star Trek until I was an adult, so I was constantly disappointed by all the sci-fi I was watching and playing never doing the stuff I wanted to see them do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZKwCVKneg
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Nov 22, 2023 14:41
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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. I'm imagining it, it's hilarious.
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Nov 22, 2023 14:50
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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. I would simply neutralize the baby with my CQC skills and pull the parachute myself
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Nov 22, 2023 15:58
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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. That baby's got bad vibes
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I taught my wife about jizz music and the brief controversy when everyone thought they were renaming it jatz rather than those being two distinct genres Wanna see my extended universe? It's Goatse
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Nov 22, 2023 16:10
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RatHat posted:I would simply neutralize the baby with my CQC skills and pull the parachute myself It's this. How the gently caress is the baby going to stop me from pulling the ripcord? We're close enough that I can hear them over the wind, after all.
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GreenMetalSun posted:It's this. How the gently caress is the baby going to stop me from pulling the ripcord? We're close enough that I can hear them over the wind, after all.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:23
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context: this specific guy in Manhattan walks around being insanely lovely to random food cart vendors he thinks are Arabic, telling them some over the top racist and Islamophobic poo poo, and he's bad enough and persistent enough that there are several videos of him behaving like this in broad daylight that have circulated widely on social media yadda yadda https://twitter.com/GwansunRyu/status/1727186586188775494 you'll never guess what he did for a living https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/22/ex-us-diplomat-goes-on-islamophobic-rant-wishes-more-dead-palestinian-kids "Seldowitz reportedly had a distinguished career with the State Department. He also served on the National Security Council’s South Asia Directorate under then-President Barack Obama and went on to become foreign affairs chair at New York lobbying firm Gotham Government Relations, according to a 2022 press release from the company."
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Flesh Forge posted:context: this specific guy in Manhattan walks around being insanely lovely to random food cart vendors he thinks are Arabic, telling them some over the top racist and Islamophobic poo poo, and he's bad enough and persistent enough that there are several videos of him behaving like this in broad daylight that have circulated widely on social media yadda yadda Funniest part of his response is that he claims he argues with this guy all the time.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:37
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again not a comment on the politics of the matter but of all people you would think should Know Better, THIS fuckin guy 
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Nov 22, 2023 16:40
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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. This guy is funny because I could totally see him being a true believer making a bad faith argument or a decent troll. He's had a few others; I think one was a baby being strapped to a nuclear bomb?
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Flesh Forge posted:context: this specific guy in Manhattan walks around being insanely lovely to random food cart vendors he thinks are Arabic, telling them some over the top racist and Islamophobic poo poo, and he's bad enough and persistent enough that there are several videos of him behaving like this in broad daylight that have circulated widely on social media yadda yadda You missed the worst quote: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/22/ex-us-diplomat-goes-on-islamophobic-rant-wishes-more-dead-palestinian-kids Obama Guy posted:‘If we killed 4,000 Palestinian kids, it wasn’t enough,’ says former diplomat Stuart Seldowitz to a halal cart vendor in one video.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:55
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Clerical Terrors posted:Ah well, anyways. I would convert the baby to atheism and get them into an accelerated learner program
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Nov 22, 2023 16:56
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Isn't this what libs of TikTok does already? Just post what other people already shared? https://twitter.com/ChayaRaichik10/status/1726982295536783641?t=ipT8wi4-p4svaJK79PTT3w&s=19
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Nov 22, 2023 16:59
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tokin opposition posted:You missed the worst quote: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/22/ex-us-diplomat-goes-on-islamophobic-rant-wishes-more-dead-palestinian-kids I didn't miss it but yeah that is a wildly lovely thing to say. Good thing this guy was never in charge of anything important huh
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Neito posted:This guy is funny because I could totally see him being a true believer making a bad faith argument or a decent troll. He's had a few others; I think one was a baby being strapped to a nuclear bomb? So was the bomb going to explode if you didn't convert or was the baby offering to disarm the bomb if you converted?
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Panfilo posted:Isn't this what libs of TikTok does already? Just post what other people already shared? I mean the big difference is mm reports on media outlets and lot boosts random people.
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Nov 22, 2023 17:11
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Ambitious Spider posted:I mean the big difference is mm reports on media outlets and lot boosts random people. I mean if you count harassment and hate speech as boosting sure smarxist posted:this article headline is radioactive
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Cloacamazing! posted:So was the bomb going to explode if you didn't convert or was the baby offering to disarm the bomb if you converted? If memory serves the only way to disarm the bomb was to convert.
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Ambitious Spider posted:I mean the big difference is mm reports on media outlets and lot boosts random people. a small variation on "binds but doesn't protect, vs protects but does not bind"
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Nov 22, 2023 17:25
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I eat the Christian baby to gain all its powers.
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Henchman of Santa posted:If a pitcher was able to get a baby across home plate from an MLB mound then they'd be the most freakish athlete of all time. Plus, overhand throwing a baby into the strike zone would probably result in a dead baby before it even left the pitchers hand.
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Nov 22, 2023 17:43
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I like the one about parachuting in an elevator
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Nov 22, 2023 17:45
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I bet randy johnson could do it
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Nov 22, 2023 17:45
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I like one hundred dollars being referred to as "heaps of money".
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I want a TV show about the adventures of these Atheists and their Christian baby, they seem to be living a crazy life.
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tokin opposition posted:I mean if you count harassment and hate speech as boosting sure Well that’s exactly what I meant: exposing smaller accounts to harassment and bigotry. Boosting probably not the best word but what I came up with at the time
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SpacePig posted:I like one hundred dollars being referred to as "heaps of money". Look, Christian babies are doing the best they can in this economy, ok?
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ATHETITS you are randy johnson and a Christian babby is a bird
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Onward, Christian babies
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Ryanbomber posted:Atheists, imagine a Christian baby walks into your house and pulls his pants down and threatens to poop on your floor unless you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour. What would you do? Finally, a realistic scenario.
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Atheists, imagine you're a 6'10" fireball throwing left handed pitcher. As you're in your windup, a CHRISTIAN BIRD flies into the flight path of the ball you're about to throw. Would you still throw the pitch and get on Sportscenter and baseball highlight reels for the next 22 years?
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Splicer posted:Jizz Canon is my Jedi name The Something Awful Distended Universe
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I think you're all ignoring that the options are - A: hit the baby with the bat and win millions Or B: Sacrifice the baby There's no scenario where the baby is unharmed.
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I've heard of spiritual armor but I think this is taking it a bit too far. 
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