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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
I posted about it in the game dev thread, they literally only got a year to make it from their bosses.

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Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Sometimes a bad game can be a bad game

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Yeah the Gameranx folks will usually not trash a game without taking a good look, and even they couldn't find anything of worth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8YUkAvEqo

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Only a couple more days to grab it at the 20% off introductory offer though, so best be quick guys

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
The publisher's name "Game Mill" does not inspire confidence. It evokes the term "puppy mill" more than anything else, and all that that entails.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






More like "monky mill" in this case.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Railing Kill posted:

The publisher's name "Game Mill" does not inspire confidence. It evokes the term "puppy mill" more than anything else, and all that that entails.

Sounds like it sends the right message to their partners.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

leper khan posted:

Sounds like it sends the right message to their partners.

Deeply unethical, yet still astonishingly profitable?

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
lol making lovely games is not "unethical"

those 3 chilean dudes have more moral bones in their body than all management + monetization staff at every AAA combined

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
On this page there's an article about those 3 dudes being underpaid and crunched, so unfortunately even the kusoge makers aren't free.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
There’s a new Walking Dead game out.

It’s uh…definitely a thing.

https://i.imgur.com/lXlT3R3.gifv


https://youtu.be/FY2RuSAXgk0?si=-ffuhbHPE714v_k5

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

What happens when you use rock-salt shotgun shells.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
oh lol it's published by GameMill Entertainment, the same devs as that recent king kong game

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The Walking Dead license must be surprisingly cheap. This piece of poo poo is an NFT game based on it as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhD_SwIr0-k

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.

Cartoon Man posted:

There’s a new Walking Dead game out.

It’s uh…definitely a thing.

https://i.imgur.com/lXlT3R3.gifv


https://youtu.be/FY2RuSAXgk0?si=-ffuhbHPE714v_k5

Yknow what that looks like to me? Ride to hell: Retribution. If anyone remembers that steaming pile of crap.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Drakenel posted:

Yknow what that looks like to me? Ride to hell: Retribution. If anyone remembers that steaming pile of crap.

Lol, yes. That same chunky style, and they both feel like the game's going to fall apart at any second.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Drakenel posted:

Yknow what that looks like to me? Ride to hell: Retribution. If anyone remembers that steaming pile of crap.
But does it have its smoking hot erotica???

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
yeah do they have sex with jeans still on, and blow up a whole power grid to get past an electric fence?

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

oh lol it's published by GameMill Entertainment, the same devs as that recent king kong game

Also Big Rigs

You see a terrible licensed game in a store nowadays, it was probably published by GameMill. They are a modern LJN and deserve full respect.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Andorra posted:

Also Big Rigs

You see a terrible licensed game in a store nowadays, it was probably published by GameMill. They are a modern LJN and deserve full respect.

loving LJN wow. havent thought about that lovely crap in a LOOONG time

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Cartoon Man posted:

There’s a new Walking Dead game out.

It’s uh…definitely a thing.

https://i.imgur.com/lXlT3R3.gifv


https://youtu.be/FY2RuSAXgk0?si=-ffuhbHPE714v_k5

"Kill your friend"

This is a game for serious grown-ups.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Railing Kill posted:

"Kill your friend"

This is a game for serious grown-ups.

Everyone knows your supposed to kill you're parents

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Agents are GO! posted:

Everyone knows your supposed to kill you're parents

Destroy every toilet to avoid the Zombie Bendyman.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
Eh, playing with the tone of mission objectives like that can be cool and emotionally investing, it just doesn't work when it's a boss fight where a headshot takes off 1/10 of their health bar.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.



Oh no what's this, a brief thread-hijack until a few people have chosen random numbers?? Better get on that!

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

:dafuq:

78

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



69 :chord:

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Lucky 13

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

44

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Nettle Soup posted:



Oh no what's this, a brief thread-hijack until a few people have chosen random numbers?? Better get on that!

sqrt(-1)

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

111

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

255

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
112

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

3

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


A terrible creaking noise fills the room, and then the boom of guns!

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator ECC7A-ZZ6VR-PTM90 (Donated by Goodguy3)


You try and cover your ears, but you can still hear the sounds!
The Nightmare Cooperative IHXE8-GRW3X-3VCDP



The lights almost blind you, despite your covered face. This one has been on the wheel since I started it back in like 2010 so it may not work!
Sparkle 2 Evo, Sparkle 3 Genesis, Sparkle ZERO 8QG97-PELNJ-IV4NM , J2APV-HGBPJ-44XB3 , 7LPQ9-WCGXC-3H537



You run, seeking life in new places, but you can never quite escape the terrible clack, clack, clack...

Discovery! A Seek and Find Adventure XVD5Y-KBQF2-HWZIQ


Dewgy posted:

sqrt(-1)

Google told me the answer to this was "i" so here is the first result for "i" if I sort alphabeticaly.

idleBeer 7Y8V9-QH25E-AV2JF



Finally you settle, and find peace. You become a blacksmith in a rural location, and the tinatus from the hammering mostly covers up the noises you still hear at night.

but never quite.

Hammerting GCY5W-JGNWA-QYRFV

Edit: 3 more!

Orwell: Ignorance is Strength 4RR2E-GLB8F-DTVJZ

Your life as a blacksmith is chill and good. You try not to think about how you got here, or why you have to move towns every few decades...

Jotun MRWXL-HNR92-77AMD

You become a giant, with giant muscles!

Downwell 58WLE-PCWTZ-JP4QN

Nobody falls down the well on your watch. When somebody finally does, you use your giant muscles to pull them out again! You are the town hero, no trash wheel is gonna get you! Not yet, anyway...

Enjoy the games! and we have a Gift Train running right now with a gimmick of you're not allowed to spend over $5! Come join in!

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Nov 22, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A Thanksgiving miracle, thank you! :toot:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Nettle Soup posted:

A terrible creaking noise fills the room, and then the boom of guns!

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator ECC7A-ZZ6VR-PTM90 (Donated by Goodguy3)

You try and cover your ears, but you can still hear the sounds!
The Nightmare Cooperative IHXE8-GRW3X-3VCDP

The lights almost blind you, despite your covered face. This one has been on the wheel since I started it back in like 2010 so it may not work!
Sparkle 2 Evo, Sparkle 3 Genesis, Sparkle ZERO 8QG97-PELNJ-IV4NM , J2APV-HGBPJ-44XB3 , 7LPQ9-WCGXC-3H537

You run, seeking life in new places, but you can never quite escape the terrible clack, clack, clack...

Discovery! A Seek and Find Adventure XVD5Y-KBQF2-HWZIQ

Google told me the answer to this was "i" so here is the first result for "i" if I sort alphabeticaly.

idleBeer 7Y8V9-QH25E-AV2JF

Finally you settle, and find peace. You become a blacksmith in a rural location, and the tinatus from the hammering mostly covers up the noises you still hear at night.

but never quite.

Hammerting GCY5W-JGNWA-QYRFV

Edit: 3 more!

Orwell: Ignorance is Strength 4RR2E-GLB8F-DTVJZ

Your life as a blacksmith is chill and good. You try not to think about how you got here, or why you have to move towns every few decades...

Jotun MRWXL-HNR92-77AMD

You become a giant, with giant muscles!

Downwell 58WLE-PCWTZ-JP4QN

Nobody falls down the well on your watch. When somebody finally does, you use your giant muscles to pull them out again! You are the town hero, no trash wheel is gonna get you! Not yet, anyway...

Enjoy the games! and we have a Gift Train running right now with a gimmick of you're not allowed to spend over $5! Come join in!

Well, thank you kindly

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

mods?? many of those games are too good for this thread.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

thank you, nettle soup :tipshat:

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

resistentialism posted:

mods?? many of those games are too good for this thread.

Here sorry about that. Take this instead.

4IECG-E9I4H-AGWLX

CTU COUNTER TERRORISM UNIT

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