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Fivemarks posted:https://twitter.com/FordJohnathan5/status/1727414487056371856?s=20 I really want it to be a Tesla, but I don't see any vehicles, just the blast from the right side of the frame.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:02
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That doesn't look like a car bomb.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:04
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https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1727405274770890947?s=20 Not sure if Velshi is reputable, but if he is, then the chain of events makes absolute sense, especially based on the pitiful explosion we saw. 1) Driver is either driving recklessly, or has autopilot in control. Either loses control at high speeds, or Autopilot does some dumb poo poo 2) Car plows into obstacle, rupturing a battery 3) Batteries explode.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:05
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He's a reporter for NBC/MSNBC, not some rando who paid for a checkmark. So about as reputable as any other network newsreader.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:10
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My god... has anyone check tesla stock to see if its ok?!
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Nov 22, 2023 21:10
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This is me doing a bit of amateur OSINT poo poo, but looking at the facts we know: The explosion was small and not indicative of call bombs, the car was traveling at a high speed before hand, the car may have been a Tesla Model Y Tesla Model Y's have been known to go loving insane and drive off at massive high speeds without the driver's control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kf3I_OyDlI Teslas are also known to explode, especially when there's battery damage. This wasn't terrorism, but there was a malicious actor here: Elon Musk, who's unsafe and poorly designed vehicles have claimed two more lives.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:14
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Milo and POTUS posted:My god... has anyone check tesla stock to see if its ok?! will someone think of the annual returns?!?!
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Nov 22, 2023 21:15
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M_Gargantua posted:That doesn't look like a car bomb. Yeah it doesn't look like any kind of conventional explosive going off, it looks like a rapidly burning fire happening and then going out. Yes I know there's chemist/physicist pedantry that can be had in this conversation I also don't care.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:17
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I’m gonna lol so hard if it was just a Tesla blowing up cause it’s a poo poo car.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:29
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TheWeedNumber posted:I’m gonna lol so hard if it was just a Tesla blowing up cause it’s a poo poo car. search your heart, you know why the tesla crashed
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Nov 22, 2023 21:30
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orange juche posted:search your heart, you know why the tesla crashed It thought the toll booth was a small child so it accelerated?
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Nov 22, 2023 21:36
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Numerous terrorist groups have denied being behind the exploding Tesla, stating "there's no way we would get in those things, they're loving dangerous"
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Nov 22, 2023 21:43
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Early bet on the Mossad bootleg battery smugglers
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Nov 22, 2023 21:44
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Do suicide bombers usually have passengers?
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Nov 22, 2023 21:58
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people should be angier that tesla "FSD" cars are even allowed to operate on "autopilot" on US roads it directly causes deaths
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Nov 22, 2023 21:58
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So Fox still pushing it as terrorism, although now they're saying "maybe it was a stolen car" lol.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:06
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Terrifying Effigies posted:So Fox still pushing it as terrorism, although now they're saying "maybe it was a stolen car" lol. There's nothing I can say that wouldn't get me in trouble other than I'm not surprised
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Nov 22, 2023 22:12
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Terrifying Effigies posted:So Fox still pushing it as terrorism, although now they're saying "maybe it was a stolen car" lol. MTG was making GBS threads out hot takes about SECURE OUR BORDER BIDEN CRIME FAMILY TRYING TO GREAT REPLACE US so that's what is circling in the right wing fever swamps. Can't ditch the talking point too fast. Need to keep scared old people angry at the right target.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:13
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So it takes years to get through popular culture that no, it doesn’t actually work like that, (ICE) cars can’t explode from an impact unless there’s a bunch of aerosolized gasoline. And now with EVs, it does actually work like that. One day we are going to be getting questions from children why old movies were so unrealistic with cars staying unexploded after serious accidents.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:22
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Terrifying Effigies posted:So Fox still pushing it as terrorism, although now they're saying "maybe it was a stolen car" lol. They've shifted! https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1727436536202068091?t=uMN1E4KOtZj2ZyDzxsKYbg&s=19 NYT: https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/1727435682388525352?t=Gl4j-sykqndwpBFAr5BFwQ&s=19 really hoping it was an autopiloting tesla
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Nov 22, 2023 22:24
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holy poo poo this thing got launched https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1727432501382021162?t=zBLE-UH-nC7fIuQasU39kA&s=19
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Nov 22, 2023 22:25
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I've got your Cause/Motive right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4
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Meanwhile: https://www.engadget.com/self-proclaimed-gay-furry-hackers-breach-nuclear-lab-152034192.html quote:The nuclear research hub Idaho National Laboratory (INL) confirmed that it fell victim to a data breach on Tuesday. SiegedSec, a group of self-proclaimed "gay furry hackers," took responsibility for the attack and claimed they accessed sensitive employee data like social security numbers, home addresses and more.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Carter is still alive at 99 so I think he may have been objectively the healthiest. Yeah. Clinton is also a contender. He entered office six years younger, so if he lives to ninety-three years and counting, he could win this.
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From yospos and too good to not shareShumagorath posted:Model Y-SIS
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Milo and POTUS posted:There's nothing I can say that wouldn't get me in trouble other than I'm not surprised Don't worry they've pivoted to Hamas tunnels. A live tour by the IDF! They are ghouls. M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Nov 22, 2023 |
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Nov 22, 2023 22:55
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orange juche posted:search your heart, you know why the tesla crashed A hidden DARPA subroutine meant to guide autonomous military vehicles was left in the commercial version of Tesla Autopilot. Having no weapon systems available to it, and no specified targeting criteria, it defaults to the data it was trained on: MENA humans, and accelerates according to its failsafe protocol. No one ever finds it because “kill_browns.exe” deletes itself after execution of the subroutine. We are unsure why “kill_kids.exe” also runs at the same time, but suspect it’s because the programmer posted a lot in r/childfree. e: due to SA forum regulations, I had to modify the program nomenclature. use your imagine and search your heart. You know it wasn’t simply called “kill_browns.exe.” TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Nov 22, 2023 |
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Nov 22, 2023 22:59
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You can't fool me, thats just a leaked screenplay from Small Soldiers 2
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maffew buildings posted:I would guess Teddy or Andy Jackson but that may be conflating healthiest with "most psychotic" Jackson surviving to 78 while powering through the incredible laundry list of poo poo that was physiologically wrong with him through sheer force of will to spite God for keeping him alive definitely counts for something
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Fivemarks posted:https://twitter.com/FordJohnathan5/status/1727414487056371856?s=20 holy poo poo that explosion was slow enough to have been a rapid thermal runaway.
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facialimpediment posted:holy poo poo this thing got launched wow the terrorists are camouflaging their missiles as teslas now
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CIDRAP: Undiagnosed pneumonia outbreak in China puts pressure on pediatric hospitals, prompts questionsquote:An undetermined pneumonia outbreak in China is hitting children hard, with media reports describing overwhelmed children's hospitals in multiple locations, according a post on ProMED Mail, the online reporting system of the International Society for Infectious Diseases. So far, there is no indication that the infections are deadly. But reports of a spike in pneumonia cases in China are eerily similar to early reports of a mystery pneumonia outbreak in late 2019 in Wuhan, which heralded the emergence of COVID-19. If it’s only hitting kids hard, and it’s been going on for some time and in distant geographic locations, my hot take is that it’s probably not a novel pathogen. You can bet on that a hundred times and win ninety‐nine of them. Just don’t stake the house on it, because you will lose once per decade.
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Platystemon posted:CIDRAP: Undiagnosed pneumonia outbreak in China puts pressure on pediatric hospitals, prompts questions Be that as it may, “mysterious respiratory illness emerging in China” is the kind of late 2019 vintage I’d prefer never to tap again.
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Platystemon posted:Yeah. Bill had a quadruple bypass in his 50s. While he’s gotten serious about his health since then, I can’t imagine saying he’s the healthiest compared to someone like Carter who was still building houses with Habitat for Humanity in his 90s.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:wow the terrorists are camouflaging their missiles as teslas now Apparently it was a Bentley  https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1727468341252472840?t=Z_oI8VJUrJlwzaYuQFuHXQ&s=19
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i might just be a callous rear end in a top hat, but it’s hard to feel sorry for someone when their ultra-luxury car that costs more than a house(outside of canada), goes rogue
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Was it that new Bentley PHEV Hybrid? That white smoke is generally a sign of a lithium battery thermal runaway
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My Spirit Otter posted:i might just be a callous rear end in a top hat, but it’s hard to feel sorry for someone when their ultra-luxury car that costs more than a house(outside of canada), goes rogue Comrade Bentley and or "watch bush start a fukkin war"... hard to chose.
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facialimpediment posted:Apparently it was a Bentley Oh thank god. TSLA is safe... for now
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