Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Count Roland posted:

What if the flag of the ancestral homeland no longer exists? eg people from the USSR.
I don't think many people identify as New Soviet people, but if they did, you just pick the flag of the USSR.

Count Roland posted:

What about a diaspora that doesn't identify with it's nation state of origin? Say Syrian refugees.
Choose a different flag. I think most countries where this might be an issue have alternate historical flags to take inspiration from.

Count Roland posted:

What if a flag is updated between censuses? Say Iraq changes it's flag for the nth time, would you wait until the next census to update it? Would you update it at all?
You choose a flag at the time of the census.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Most of that seems easy to solve, just take whatever people fill in during the census at its face value and only update after each census. Stateless nations may be a problem, but I'm sure we'll find a way

But what if a significant portion of a state chooses their state as their ancestry? for example let's say the plurality of Texans report their ancestry as Texan / Texas.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

steinrokkan posted:

Most of that seems easy to solve, just take whatever people fill in during the census at its face value and only update after each census. Stateless nations may be a problem, but I'm sure we'll find a way

But what if a significant portion of a state chooses their state as their ancestry? for example let's say the plurality of Texans report their ancestry as Texan / Texas.
That's a variety of US-American, and thus they'd just not be counted.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

2100 is, has been said, a credit union, 1154 is a pharmaceutical company, 944 looks like an animation lifted from an episode of Scooby Doo, and 1953’s color palate is depressing.

Ban flag nerds from flag competitions IMO.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I don't think many people identify as New Soviet people, but if they did, you just pick the flag of the USSR.

Choose a different flag. I think most countries where this might be an issue have alternate historical flags to take inspiration from.

You choose a flag at the time of the census.

I'd like to see what some of these flags look like, especially those with large numbers of non-european immigrants.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Mr. Wiggles posted:

No loon no deal.

This. These flags suck why didn't they pick any of the good ones? Should have left it up to democracy

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Bodyholes posted:

This. These flags suck why didn't they pick any of the good ones? Should have left it up to democracy

On the other hand: Flaggy McFlagface.

Which would be hilarious, but definitely not good.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I like the swirly one :colbert:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

steinrokkan posted:

But what if a significant portion of a state chooses their state as their ancestry? for example let's say the plurality of Texans report their ancestry as Texan / Texas.

Recursive self-containing state flags, obviously

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Angepain posted:

Recursive self-containing state flags, obviously

A flag that tells the entire history of the state, including the creation of the flag.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The Texas flag may contain up to six flags

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Phlegmish posted:

I really like that suggestion, only issue I see is that half of the states would be German, German, and German

States that end up with identical flags are immediately merged into a single state. MMA-style fights are held as needed to determine which governor, senators, etc. remain in power in the new superstate and which are exiled to Guam.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Badger of Basra posted:

The Texas flag may contain up to six flags

They’ve got the flag of the country that they seceded from to keep their slaves, the independent flag they flew while keeping their slaves, the flag of the second country that they seceded from to keep slaves, and the flag of the confederation that they joined in an attempt to keep their slaves.

Also :spain: and :france:.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


EasilyConfused posted:

Oh god, now I want to see this for every state.

Colorado and Wyoming already do this, and those are two of the higher-tier state flags. Pilot program success, let’s roll it out!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Colorado's flag is corporate logo garbage, but somehow so bad that it loops back into charming.

and honestly it probably helps that seeing the coloradan banner in the modern US probably makes people think of pretty mountains and original weed state.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



My humble suggestion is that flag creation contests should only allow entries from japanese tattoo artists

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008


some of you may be thinking "these flags are rear end. but what do minnesotans think of them?" well hello, i'm minnesotans, and here is my take: these flags are rear end

EightFlyingCars fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Nov 24, 2023

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
How about every flag is a tricolor, every single state flag of the 50 states.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
every US state flag is just the US flag but they color one of the stars blue

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Each state flag displays a number indicating its order of admission to the United States.

The background for all of them is blue, but the shade indicates the first letter of the state. Alaska’s flag has a 49 on a very pale blue. Virginia has a 10 on a very dark blue.

Tnega
Oct 26, 2010

Pillbug

Snowy posted:

Each state flag displays a number indicating its order of admission to the United States.

The background for all of them is blue, but the shade indicates the first letter of the state. Alaska’s flag has a 49 on a very pale blue. Virginia has a 10 on a very dark blue.

West Virginia's number is required to be a hologram that appears/dissappear depending on angle, as it was admitted to the union on a "might makes right" rather than a purely constitutional basis.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

How about every flag is a tricolor, every single state flag of the 50 states.

And no duplicates of any color. So whoever submits last is stuck with like taupe, ecru, and olive drab.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I want my state to have the world's first transparent flag.

The cheap flag vendors will all render it as a gray-on-white checkerboard.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
A standard cheap flag is already transparent. The US flag is a very good example, because the sun coming through the stars forms a cross of light and inspires a million southern evangelicals to cry about eagles and troops and 9/11.

I'd post a picture here of the cross coming through on the flag, but googling USA flag cross just turns up a million tacky decorations.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Tnega posted:

"might makes right"

interesting way to put it

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

every US state flag is just the US flag but they color one of the stars blue

Except California. We've already got a red star on our flag, we need to keep it in the new system.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Each state's flag is a portrait of the official state fursona.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

HopperUK posted:

I like the swirly one :colbert:

Yeah I don't get why everyone hates it :mad: It looks good and not like an obvious ripoff or take on any other flag I can think of

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Peanut Butler posted:

interesting way to put it

I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize West Virginia!

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Each state flag is the name of the state in black Times New Roman on a white background. Either centered or top left with reasonable margins, I don't care as long as it's uniform

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Each state flag is the shape of the state, and will consist of a single field in the color of the state food, containing an image of the state bird and one to three stars, number based on circumstances of admission to the union and placement based on predominant biome. I will be taking no questions at this time.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

BonHair posted:

Each state flag is the name of the state in black Times New Roman on a white background. Either centered or top left with reasonable margins, I don't care as long as it's uniform

The name of the state in white Helvetica on a black background, one syllable per line, left-aligned, with an ampersand at the end of each syllable except the last.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Fuschia tude posted:

The name of the state in white Helvetica on a black background, one syllable per line, left-aligned, with an ampersand at the end of each syllable except the last.

Comic sans, yellow on rainbow gradient, random placement, rotation and capitalization.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It should definitely be impact font

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't think any of these finalist flags are very iconic to Minnesota as a whole, none of them really seem very iconic in their own right or have all that much symbolism to the land of lakes.

They're inoffensive enough that flag nerds will be happy, and maybe over time the Minnesotans will grow into one of these as a symbol.

There's a lot of nice looking Texas ripoff flags out there though. That flag gives at least some nice colors to play around with. That or the squiggle flag would really stand out among other flags at least. The squiggle is a very neat visualization of a river.

But I don't think Minnesota is known for rivers. They're known for their lakes.

the symbolism is that minnesota is the headwaters of the Mississippi river, which is an extremely important body of water throughout the history of this land. i don't know if i like that flag overall but its symbolism of the Mississippi and the Northern Lights is spot on

the river was important before europeans showed up too, so it also has some symbolism in trying to say "oops" for the turbo racist current flag

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Wrong. The River Mississippi extends past the forty-ninth parallel.

Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

the one downside to the swoop flag, for me personally, is that it reminds me of the logo of a small town casino in northern minnesota

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The flag of each state should be the PDF of a committee document outlining the requirements for a new flag. That's efficiency.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Finalist flags are indeed mostly pretty meh but at the same time while I like the IDEA of a loon flag, it seemed like every loon flag people were actually bringing up completely sucked so, not surprised they ended up going with a bunch of meh flags instead

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply