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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The future of air travel is here.

https://i.imgur.com/Z11Ndr7.mp4

And then they considered the rest. How do we steer it off the runway and park it at a gate? The guys in the back "steerage class" will be stuck for 5 hours waiting to unload if they ever make it to a terminal.

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Harry_Potato posted:

And then they considered the rest. How do we steer it off the runway and park it at a gate? The guys in the back "steerage class" will be stuck for 5 hours waiting to unload if they ever make it to a terminal.

If you make it long enough, then you will be at your destination as soon as you get on the plane. Just have to walk the hundreds or thousands of miles to get off the other end of the plane.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The future of air travel is here.

https://i.imgur.com/Z11Ndr7.mp4

And still just the one bathroom.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

kw0134 posted:

It feels like an SCP in tiktok form, which if it were a little longer and had footage of more dilapidated areas could have been much more compelling.

The backrooms guy (or at least the guy with the most well know backrooms youtube videos) did a mall related video like this recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjY897CCu4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWNMsZ44ooc

Weembles fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Nov 22, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
At least they’re outside although if one goes the rest will probably catch too and an oil fire that large will probably spread to the structure

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Big suburban VFW vibes here.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
very fire warning

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


A few years ago when deepfrying turkeys was kicking off in the mainstream so many houses got torched that the American Rental Association sent out letters to members the next thanksgiving basically saying "Just don't rent out tripod burners and stock pots this season"

And yea, we don't.

There is so much loving wrong with those pictures. Even if they did get the "don't do it on your wood deck 5" from your house" part right.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I probably wouldn't put any under the awning

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I like the bottles of water placed right next to the chair as sort of an insurance policy that if things go bad, they'll go really bad

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010

CainFortea posted:

A few years ago when deepfrying turkeys was kicking off in the mainstream so many houses got torched that the American Rental Association sent out letters to members the next thanksgiving basically saying "Just don't rent out tripod burners and stock pots this season"

And yea, we don't.

There is so much loving wrong with those pictures. Even if they did get the "don't do it on your wood deck 5" from your house" part right.

Just have a large bucket of water nearby to put out any fires.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


I went through all the effort to set up a derrick the one year I deep fried a turkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14bgW8xmqk

And it was complete overkill. As long as you don't overfill your pot with oil and aren't chucking a frozen turkey into it, you're not going to set anything on fire. I deep fried two turkeys that both came out great, it was super fast compared to oven roasting them, and that crispy skin is just divine. The only downsides are cost of the oil and the cleanup afterwards took forever.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Also just turn the loving fire off while you lower the turkey.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Now we need some bar clamps and vice grips to get this compressed and tested. Any volunteers?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Sirotan posted:

I went through all the effort to set up a derrick the one year I deep fried a turkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14bgW8xmqk

And it was complete overkill. As long as you don't overfill your pot with oil and aren't chucking a frozen turkey into it, you're not going to set anything on fire. I deep fried two turkeys that both came out great, it was super fast compared to oven roasting them, and that crispy skin is just divine. The only downsides are cost of the oil and the cleanup afterwards took forever.

I mean, yes obviously you can easily deep fry a turkey safely.

The issue is that people are very stupid.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


CainFortea posted:

I mean, yes obviously you can easily deep fry a turkey safely.

The issue is that people are very stupid.

Sure. But there's nothing inherently unsafe going on in the pics LifeSunDeath posted. If there's anything I see there to nitpick it's that they could have moved slightly farther away from the concrete block structure...?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Sirotan posted:

Sure. But there's nothing inherently unsafe going on in the pics LifeSunDeath posted. If there's anything I see there to nitpick it's that they could have moved slightly farther away from the concrete block structure...?

Well

They have no ABC extinguishers nearby.
Most of them are in splash range of each other.
One of them is well within flambe range of the building...
...under the awning.
And the tanks are too close.

Two of those burners have the wrong length tube on it to begin with.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


It's finnneeeeeee

Did the USCPSC video get posted to the thread yet? The music choice this year is a banger

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1725270435854536961?s=20

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Powered Descent posted:

And still just the one bathroom.

Speaking of airplane bathrooms, I always loved that on a Lufthansa A340, the economy bathrooms are downstairs. The OSHA part is that anyone with trouble going up/down stairs has to queue for the single handicap bathroom on the main level, or try and sneak into business class.

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OfnXrUvuec

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

RedSnapper posted:

Had a friend who was a paramedic/nurse. He always had a load of "fun" drinking stories like:

"The head nurse puked right in her mask when we took off the homeless guy's shoes"

Or:
"So we gave this guy an enema, sat him on the pot, and that was the end of our shift and we forgot to tell the next shift about him, so he just sat there for the night"

Or:
"She was 15, 8-months pregnant, overdosed on barbiturates. Died on the way to hospital"

Yeah, the stories tended to go DARK really quick. After two years he quit, because the alternative was spiralling into alcoholism. :(

My dad is a retired paramedic/fire chief. He has a well-honed gallows humor from three decades of work in the field, but there's some things he never joked or even talked about. My sister and I could always tell when he caught a child fatal by how uncharacteristically quiet and humorless he would be for a couple of days.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Holy poo poo, the watermark on this one.

https://i.imgur.com/bxIZS47.mp4

Rotten
May 21, 2002

As a shadow I walk in the land of the dead
Now I want funyuns

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

BlackIronHeart posted:

Holy poo poo, the watermark on this one.

I was looking at the national geographic TV thing and was really confused until I saw what you meant. Awesome.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sirotan posted:

It's finnneeeeeee

Did the USCPSC video get posted to the thread yet? The music choice this year is a banger

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1725270435854536961?s=20

Those folks at the USCPSC got it going on

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qxqmhqj1A

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Rotten posted:

Now I want funyuns

I bet Funyuns fresh off the line are incredible.

I went on a school field trip in 3rd grade to a Jelly Belly factory and I still think about how amazing jelly beans are right off the line. Oh my god the watermelon ones were unbelievable.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



mustard_tiger posted:

Just have a large bucket of water nearby to put out any fires.

I've been frying our turkey since 2004. I keep a towel in the bucket of water.

It's not really an issue if you shut off the flame before lowering the turkey into the oil. Also just basic common sense, like: frequently check the oil temp, never get more than five steps from the fryer if possible, and absolutely never leave it unattended.but then again

CainFortea posted:

I mean, yes obviously you can easily deep fry a turkey safely.

The issue is that people are very stupid.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Nov 23, 2023

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/kLZW2Rd.mp4

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Railing Kill posted:

My dad is a retired paramedic/fire chief. He has a well-honed gallows humor from three decades of work in the field, but there's some things he never joked or even talked about. My sister and I could always tell when he caught a child fatal by how uncharacteristically quiet and humorless he would be for a couple of days.

Hey, same. My father was a firefighter and EMT in a small town with a large highway cutting through it. He told me once about the room at the station they' used to debrief and to process, where they'd brew strong coffee and make all kinds of jokes about the poo poo they just had to deal with. They were as horrible and as tasteless as they had to be in order for them to get it out and off their chest so they could get back to their families. When I asked him for an example he told me "Nothing said in that room ever gets repeated outside. That is the rule" and I knew never to ask again. Emergency workers need that outlet, whether they share it or keep it internal.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


CainFortea posted:

A few years ago when deepfrying turkeys was kicking off in the mainstream so many houses got torched that the American Rental Association sent out letters to members the next thanksgiving basically saying "Just don't rent out tripod burners and stock pots this season"

And yea, we don't.

There is so much loving wrong with those pictures. Even if they did get the "don't do it on your wood deck 5" from your house" part right.

Oh don't be such a pansy, there's a hose over on the corner of the building and they swept some of the leaves away. Also, by the looks of those pots, they've been doing this for years.


For real though, I did fried turkeys with a bunch of friends for about 7 years till we all moved too far apart and we had some established rules. Fire extinguisher is always there, no kids or pets, no drinking or smoking till the bird is done and the oil is cooled, etc. We always kept apps inside so people wouldn't congregate, and a fire pit at the other end of the yard. Always a couple people at the fryer. The only issue we ever had is we tried to dry the wet but empty pot out on the blaster once and it melted through the bottom in about 3 seconds. It was really fun trying to find a turkey pot in a hurry when guests were showing up.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Howard Beale posted:

Hey, same. My father was a firefighter and EMT in a small town with a large highway cutting through it. He told me once about the room at the station they' used to debrief and to process, where they'd brew strong coffee and make all kinds of jokes about the poo poo they just had to deal with. They were as horrible and as tasteless as they had to be in order for them to get it out and off their chest so they could get back to their families. When I asked him for an example he told me "Nothing said in that room ever gets repeated outside. That is the rule" and I knew never to ask again. Emergency workers need that outlet, whether they share it or keep it internal.

Although I have never been an EMT or at an accident scene at the time, as an insurance investigator myself and my colleagues have had to see some heinous aftermath photos taken on losses we investigated. Police AID Division stuff that rarely leaves their files and was locked up in our office safes when part of our files. We would joke about it too, as a defense.

I am reminded of this photo, which was take in the aftermath of a suicide bombing in Moscow many years ago. There's no gore in this image, it's been cropped.

The investigators are coping.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Nov 24, 2023

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PpO20pM.gifv

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



this is how this thing is going to prepare you once you've fallen on the battlefield. robots don't "eat", but this is step one in the process to break down the latent energy in your cells so it can recharge its batteries without having to go offline or back to base

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



BlackIronHeart posted:

Holy poo poo, the watermark on this one.

https://i.imgur.com/bxIZS47.mp4
drat i miss Modern Marvels

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Rewatching Muppet Christmas Carol and it is obvious to me now that Scrooge's fire going out just moments before the ethereal visits strongly indicates a malfunctioning flue and carbon monoxide leak, leading to temporary psychosis and the seeing of "spirits"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PainterofCrap posted:

Although I have never been an EMT or at an accident scene at the time, as an insurance investigator myself and my colleagues have had to see some heinous aftermath photos taken on losses we investigated. Police AID Division stuff that rarely leaves their files and was locked up in our office safes when part of our files. We wold joke about it too, as a defense.

I work in the disability support industry. As the company 'ex-military guy' most of my clients are veterans. I'll ya what, dark jokes are very very very much a way of getting the poo poo they saw or did in their past out and in the open. Our staff also have a chair in my office that they only sit in if they want to vent about something - it's a bit of an unspoken thing that if you are sittign in there - you about to unload your day to me.

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

KoRMaK posted:

Rewatching Muppet Christmas Carol and it is obvious to me now that Scrooge's fire going out just moments before the ethereal visits strongly indicates a malfunctioning flue and carbon monoxide leak, leading to temporary psychosis and the seeing of "spirits"

need to get the Paranormal Home Inspectors on the case

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