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Cai Guo-Qiang is going too far.
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how does it get funnier every day
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Nov 22, 2023 22:04
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Looking at that angle I'm changing my vote to "Not a Tesla"
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Nov 22, 2023 22:04
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lol that tesla was definitely on autopilot Let this be the beginning of the end
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Nov 22, 2023 22:05
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the two people in the car were pedophiles
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Nov 22, 2023 22:06
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Sir Tonk posted:Them David Duke boys are at it again
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Nov 22, 2023 22:06
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Looks like a Nissan maxima given that very front end dark splotch
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Nov 22, 2023 22:07
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Pappyland posted:Looks like a Nissan maxima given that very front end dark splotch Looks like all recent Maxima that don't have body colored roofs also have black A pillars and black sideview mirrors. edit: Nevermind, possibly... 
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Nov 22, 2023 22:08
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Shameful that a tesla is unable to get the same amount of lift as a lowly maxima
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Nov 22, 2023 22:10
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It was evil to record the Tesla barreling through the border checkpoint and committing acts of terrorism! It's not the usual user experience!
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Nov 22, 2023 22:16
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Nov 22, 2023 22:17
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Krispy Wafer posted:
So you’re just uncritically repeating fake poo poo as fact? Cool cool
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Nov 22, 2023 22:17
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Nov 22, 2023 22:18
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reports that a second Tesla has hit the border are unconfirmed at this time
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Nov 22, 2023 22:21
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1727430501164634226?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w Holy poo poo what monkey's paw finally curled this week on Ebaum's desk? Lmao
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Nov 22, 2023 22:23
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ben shapino posted:reports that a second Tesla has hit the border are unconfirmed at this time musk is reported as being “increasingly isolated”
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Nov 22, 2023 22:23
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watch elon start a loving war edit: gently caress i promise i didn't see this exact post in the other thread, you gotta believe me
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Nov 22, 2023 22:26
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that's it buddy, you're under arrest for post stealing
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Nov 22, 2023 22:29
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TulliusCicero posted:Holy poo poo what monkey's paw finally curled this week on Ebaum's desk? 
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Nov 22, 2023 22:31
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1727430501164634226?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w This must be the piece of news Elon was freaking out over a few hours ago. Lol!
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Nov 22, 2023 22:33
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drat, who would have thought Elon was a liarReuters article posted:At least 12 young and healthy monkeys were euthanized "as a direct result of problems with the company's implant," the letter said.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:35
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It's funny all the horrible ethical poo poo and inhumane animal treatment didn't trigger poo poo but the instant there's a whiff of fraud, GET HIS rear end don't gently caress with the money you dummies, that's what got al capone (kinda)!!
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Nov 22, 2023 22:38
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the implant didn't kill them, it was the installation of the implant that killed them, checkmate
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Nov 22, 2023 22:40
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DRINK ME posted:drat, who would have thought Elon was a liar He wasn't lying. Every monkey he met after surgery was terminal. He just had the brain power to see the correlation that they must have all been terminal.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:41
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quote:He added that the company chose "terminal" monkeys to minimize risk to healthy ones. Dear lord he is a loving idiot. "Terminal" with regards to animal experimentation does not mean that animal has a medical condition that is killing them, it means the animal will be euthanized at the end of the experiment, regardless of the outcome of the experiment, e.g. they want to dissect the monkey brain for signs of adverse reactions to the implant.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:44
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it clearly says "as a direct result of problems with the company's implant" they died of problems, not because of the implant
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Nov 22, 2023 22:45
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ben shapino posted:how does it get funnier every day We live in the bad timeline but it is pretty funny
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Nov 22, 2023 22:46
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Died with the implant, not of the implant, do your own research
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Nov 22, 2023 22:47
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just wait for the million bot accounts to chime in that the monkees knew what they signed up for.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:49
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steinrokkan posted:Died with the implant, not of the implant, do your own research The monkey's credit card was cancelled, so it couldn't continue subscribing the $16 X premium life tier
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Nov 22, 2023 22:50
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What does the implant even do?
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Nov 22, 2023 22:53
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B-Rock452 posted:Guy got arrested for CSAM and had around 500 images Right, but the salient point is that the chuds are claiming that this reporter is "the one" who debunked Pizzagate, and therefore that debunking is invalid because he's a pedophile, bing bong. And was a "close friend" of someone else important, so, uh, I guess that someone important is also bad? Unlike Elon Musk being photographed with you-know-who.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:53
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elon obviously got them to program teslas to try and close down the board and just forgot Canada existed.
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do? you know bitcoin?
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Nov 22, 2023 22:54
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do? allows the monkey to play a primitive version of "snake" while leading a short and excruciatingly painful life.
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Nov 22, 2023 22:54
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Concerning - A Monkey
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Nov 22, 2023 22:55
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The monkeys were, you guessed it, pure evil
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Nov 22, 2023 22:55
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do?
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do? The implant itself is just a bunch of electrodes meant to monitor (and eventually stimulate) whatever neurons happen to be in range of them as well as some hardware to handle high-bandwidth data I/O functionalities. That's it. Everything else is software.
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the neuralink implant blockchains your brain basically
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