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This is so strange that I feel like I unintentionally became part of someone's fetish just by watching it. Not cool, perverts!
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I skimmed though the Wikipedia page for depressing fat guy and decided it was just too sad to bother with the docco
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Hyperlynx posted:I skimmed though the Wikipedia page for depressing fat guy and decided it was just too sad to bother with the docco Don't doxx me
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Hyperlynx posted:I skimmed though the Wikipedia page for depressing fat guy and decided it was just too sad to bother with the docco Yeah I doubt I'd watch an hour YouTube on a subject I actually liked let alone whatever that poo poo is
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Hyperlynx posted:I skimmed though the Wikipedia page for depressing fat guy and decided it was just too sad to bother with the docco You have a wikipedia page?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:You have a wikipedia page? drat lol
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axolotl farmer posted:want to watch a well made documentary about a sad terrible person?
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Drunk Aussie tried to hitch a ride underneath a truck. Truck never hit a red light so he ended up lying there for 400 km. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2nDaUiKAqk
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https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1723844585015607762 https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1722653238254514325
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Stolen from the Cute thread : https://i.imgur.com/zzuo1Jm.mp4 Sound
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Kamrat posted:Stolen from the Cute thread : Nothing in the rulebook says a turtle can't play basketball 
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FFT posted:Aw, that's sweet.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:He looks a lot healthier than the last time I remember seeing him, honestly. Lost some weight, too. Good on him. Dancing is good exercise, even if you do it on your chair.
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From pages and days ago, but reminds me of personal shad. I was in about 4th grade and on vacation with my friend's family. It was the first time I had ever visited the ocean. So I go out and get into the water and get used to it, standing in water just up to my ankles. Friend's mom wants to take some pictures so they call my name. I look back and she's pointing the camera at me and telling me to smile, so I do. Then she says "Wave!". So I waved. That's not what she meant. Seconds later I'm bowled over by a wall of water and rolling along the sandy beach. Good times.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:You have a wikipedia page? I assume OP was reading mine
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CzarChasm posted:From pages and days ago, but reminds me of personal shad. That happened in Peppa Pig too
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Subjunctive posted:I assume OP was reading mine You assume OP WERE reading yours 
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SyNack Sassimov posted:You assume OP WERE reading yours Nope, not contrapositive!
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Yes we are all depressed fat man none of us are a massive colony of slime mold that gained sentience after feeding on discarded stem cells behind a research facility in Grenoble, in what you now call France.
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Kamrat posted:Stolen from the Cute thread : God drat that loving tortoise can loving move.
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C.M. Kruger posted:https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1723844585015607762 lol, the second one he just becomes still and farts.
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Unperson_47 posted:God drat that loving tortoise can loving move. Turns out we've been misinformed as to the basic attributes of tortoises
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Turtles, too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FRzmTY7wrk&t=12s
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All tortoises are turtles, but turtles aren't always tortoises, IIRC. Anyway they rule and there's a reason they haven't really changed much is 50+ million years
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Do tortoises smell bad? I think they’d be a cool pet, but every home with a reptile pet I’ve been in has smelled really bad.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Yes we are all depressed fat man none of us are a massive colony of slime mold that gained sentience after feeding on discarded stem cells behind a research facility in Grenoble, in what you now call France. There’s an app for that.
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Robobot posted:Do tortoises smell bad? I think they’d be a cool pet, but every home with a reptile pet I’ve been in has smelled really bad. I don't think so? I've never owned one, but I thought the smells for those kinds of pets generally had more to do with the owners not keeping up with environmental cleanliness. I could be wrong though, that's all secondhand.
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Tortoises use their offensive piss smell as a defence mechanism so they at least have the ability to make things reek.
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My friend's tortoise bit off a cat's toe one time cause the cat was being a bit more annoying than usual. ate it too.
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🎵 Really potent urine odours 🎵 Really potent urine odours 🎵 Really potent urine odours 🎵 Bitten off a cat's toe 🎵 Ate it too!
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Flint_Paper posted:🎵 Really potent urine odours
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The thing about a pet tortoise is you better have someone to will it to because it’s going to outlive you.
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Same goes for some species of pet bird since a lot of them live for about 30+ years and some even for about as long as a human (80 or so years).
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Mr. Nice! posted:The thing about a pet tortoise is you better have someone to will it to because it’s going to outlive you. That’s a plus for me cause losing animals you love is always very sad and almost all another animals we can have as pets live a lot less than we do I never had a tortoise myself but a friend of mine had when I was a kid and I don’t remember it smelling bad. At least it wanst a strong odor at all They are very discreet animals, you can forget they exist if you don’t actively look for it, specially if you have a garden or yard for it to live. Which you should, I don’t think they work as apartment pets (perhaps in a closed environment it can smell bad or leave bad odors everywhere)
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Pennywise the Frown posted:lol, the second one he just becomes still and farts. And grins. I dunno if that was a strictly just a fart or not but he's having a blast (pardon the pun).
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Elias_Maluco posted:That’s a plus for me cause losing animals you love is always very sad and almost all another animals we can have as pets live a lot less than we do I remember going out for a walk like 2 years ago and saw a woman pushing her baby in a stroller and also having a husky puppy on a leash and thing "aww that's cute, and the kid is going to have a best friend growing up" then walking two more steps and thinking "and also get really, really loving sad around 10-12"
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Air Skwirl posted:I remember going out for a walk like 2 years ago and saw a woman pushing her baby in a stroller and also having a husky puppy on a leash and thing "aww that's cute, and the kid is going to have a best friend growing up" then walking two more steps and thinking "and also get really, really loving sad around 10-12" Kinda like having Mick Jagger as your dad.
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Dillbag posted:Kinda like having Mick Jagger as your dad. Pretty sure the puppy is going to spend a lot more time with the kid than daddy Mick Jagger.
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Air Skwirl posted:I remember going out for a walk like 2 years ago and saw a woman pushing her baby in a stroller and also having a husky puppy on a leash and thing "aww that's cute, and the kid is going to have a best friend growing up" then walking two more steps and thinking "and also get really, really loving sad around 10-12" I just had a baby last year and I have dogs and cats ranging from 5 up to 18. She's in for one hell of a childhood!
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Armacham posted:I just had a baby last year and I have dogs and cats ranging from 5 up to 18. She's in for one hell of a childhood! If it's any consolation, she's not going to remember the ones that are 18 now.
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