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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Captain Hygiene posted:

Even... off road?! :stonk:

If you try hard enough, your car can serve briefly as a plane or even a boat!

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Clove oil (mixed with alcohol so it doesn't seperate from the water) is a natural anesthesic. A small amount can be used to anesthetize animals that breathe water (like if you're tagging wild fish for a scientific study) and a larger amount will euthanize.

It's a good way to euthanize a lobster before cooking, for example, and if you're careful with the amount you use it won't flavour it.

Learned this from Sir Laurence Olivier in the movie Marathon Man.

Is it safe?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I found a leaking can in the back of my cupboard and opened it out of curiosity.



pears halves in juice, best by Sept 2022

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

How was the taste?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
idk about taste, but they smelled like decaying vegetation

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

idk about taste, but they smelled like decaying vegetation

So an Australian would eat it spread on some bread.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Top tucker mate, it'll go well on soggy sao

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Splicer fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Nov 23, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/jq2aGKi.mp4

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.



:chloe:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





This might actually motivate people into becoming vegan.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Do I want to know more about this or not

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Practical effects artists had to go somewhere

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
This better not awaken anything in me...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! – tear up the planks! here, here! – It is the beating of his hideous heart!"

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It is the beating of his hideous lemon!"

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

This better not awaken anything in me...

https://youtu.be/NlpbwDbJ30s?si=-GKMBbIImRnE3qRX&t=8

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It is the beating of his hideous tart!"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

codo27 posted:

Do I want to know more about this or not

i see it as an allegory to the meat industry

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

The guy who made this mask I have makes lampshades like this.


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

UwUnabomber posted:

The guy who made this mask I have makes lampshades like this.



Is the guy who made this mask you have in the room with us now?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


I thought we closed the Deviant Art thread?

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

I hate turkey as a food but turkeys are bastards who would gladly eat both humans and also other turkeys, they just lack the opposable thumbs necessary to wield tools like knives and hatchets.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Why’d they post The Dark Crystal fan art?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CuwiKhons posted:

I hate turkey as a food but turkeys are bastards who would gladly eat both humans and also other turkeys, they just lack the opposable thumbs necessary to wield tools like knives and hatchets.

Not surprising to hear after having raised chickens. Gladly doing my part to help remove this cannibalistic menace from the earth at dinner time :hai:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I should call her.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

CuwiKhons posted:

I hate turkey as a food but turkeys are bastards who would gladly eat both humans and also other turkeys, they just lack the opposable thumbs necessary to wield tools like knives and hatchets.

Yeah turkeys would absolutely do that to us if possible


PETA is the platonic ideal of a good idea taken to a very dumb extreme

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
Would the turkeys even eat their victims or just kick them to death for fun? Birds are terrifying.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Teratrain posted:

Would the turkeys even eat their victims or just kick them to death for fun? Birds are terrifying.

First one, then the other

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

maybeadracula posted:

Yeah turkeys would absolutely


PETA is the platonic ideal of a good idea taken to a very dumb extreme

One of my few :tinfoil: suspicions is PETA is an elaborate op to make animal rights activists look like loving idiots.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Whole humans should be cooked on a spit like hogs. Only put individual joints of human in the oven.

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Teratrain posted:

Would the turkeys even eat their victims or just kick them to death for fun? Birds are terrifying.

Very few animals turn down free protein. Even animals you'd assume were strict herbivores - deer have been caught on trail cams chowing down on squirrels and cute little bunny rabbits aren't above eating their own young. "Herbivore" is less of a hardline diet stance and more about classifying which animals don't specialize in catching their own prey and instead just occasionally get lucky catches or stumble across fresh carrion to supplement their plant intake. And poultry at least have sharp talons and beaks so they're definitely not above catching bodies.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

what kinda fool wouldn’t take a chance to jump up the food chain? money can’t buy you that kind of cred

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