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Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Dude are you still reading the warhammer book? Just stop lol

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Guy A. Person posted:

Dude are you still reading the warhammer book? Just stop lol

Chernobyl dared me and money is involved.

A man doesnt back down.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
Post the best bits

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Gaius Marius posted:

I read The Cantos and now I never want to see a piece of poetry again
"At seventy I realized that instead of being a lunatic, I was a moron."

The sketches for the last incomplete Canto are more interesting than anything else in them
https://www.adranda.co.uk/single-post/2016/12/12/the-cantos-notes-for-cxvii-et-seq-ezra-pound

e: it's hard to find an author repudiating their life's work in as strong of terms as Pound does here. and shows some bitterly earned insight

quote:

M’amour, m’amour
what do I love
where are you?
That I lost my centre
fighting the world.
The dreams clash
and are shattered -
and that I tried to make a paradiso
terrestre.
I have tried to write Paradise
Do not move
Let the wind speak
that is paradise.
Lets the Gods forgive what I
have made
Let those I love try to forgive
What I have made.

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Nov 22, 2023

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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derp posted:

Post the best bits

Of the book or the people getting mad at me about the book

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
both


and by best i mean worst

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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derp posted:

both


and by best i mean worst

its hard to describe this book because its not bad on a purely mechanical sense but more, in like, a holistic and aesthetic sense.

Everything is just people going to places and having gun fights

in the last 100 pages they have gone to five places and had five gunfights.

It is the exact narrative pacing of a video game

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

nice obelisk idiot posted:

"At seventy I realized that instead of being a lunatic, I was a moron."

The sketches for the last incomplete Canto are more interesting than anything else in them
https://www.adranda.co.uk/single-post/2016/12/12/the-cantos-notes-for-cxvii-et-seq-ezra-pound

Yeah. Rock Drill was absolutely god awful. Took me months to get through, although I suppose it did get across his point. Getting to the incomplete Cantos was quite a bit nicer.

It is unfortunate because I think there is a Wasteland sized amount of good work in there, but Pound didn't have a Pound to edit it well enough to cut all the boring nonsense from the occasional glimpses of brilliance.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851808

There is a poetry thread, which could use some more activity.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4030264

The Chinese poetry thread in TSBF is also great.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
There's a Warhammer shop in every major city but I've never seen a Gabriel Garcia Marquez one

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Ras Het posted:

There's a Warhammer shop in every major city but I've never seen a Gabriel Garcia Marquez one

What collectable toys would you sell there that says "Love In The Time of Cholera" anyway?

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
Solitude is easy, a shaved ice machine that you can’t refer to by name but can only point to, fish shaped jewelry, the works

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
there's also a mcdonalds in every city so where is my 30 book series about the hamburgler

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Still thinking about when the person said "this is stupid they only think ice is amazing because they never saw it before"

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
are you sure these people aren't trolling you lol

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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derp posted:

are you sure these people aren't trolling you lol

I wish they were

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

the cantos are good, even when they're bad

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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its weird because I have hosed off to a community where I try to be more positive and supportive of people but I also constantly have to deal with my desire to make fun of the warhammer person until they jump in front of a train

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I wish they were

Turns out all the blackjack and hookers over there had a downside, huh

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Turns out all the blackjack and hookers over there had a downside, huh

Hey I did get a part time gig as a comedy writer out of the deal so I cant complain too much

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Mel Mudkiper posted:

its weird because I have hosed off to a community where I try to be more positive and supportive of people but I also constantly have to deal with my desire to make fun of the warhammer person until they jump in front of a train
Well, constantly having to deal with your feelings re: that sounds like a good avenue to becoming more positive and supportive, so I guess you're set. Maybe you should thank them. Once you feel enough gratitude, maybe make a commentary on what they're reading, relating it to more complex or nuanced fiction. Or get to know them better, and find out exactly where their emotional constraints lie, then gently guide towards things that may be enriching for them. :D

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Sorry. Anyways I'm taking a shot at Anna Karenina before getting back to the benighted state of 'being gainfully employed'. Just started.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

im reading de (lit. they, or possibly you) by Helle Helle, the prose is purposely flat and matter-of-factly, which I guess is the point since the POV is a teenager, so it kind of lampshades the impending drama of the mother turning more and more ill as the novel goes on

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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de's nutz!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Anal Karelnina.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Maybe they should issue revised classics in a transitions to lit type series... like Anna Karenina could be a badass elite bodyguard who wields dual chainswords on top of the intense humanistic character studies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_Karenina

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012


loving glad that trend seems to have died an ignoble death

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013

538 pages good lord

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Jeep posted:

538 pages good lord
It's just a public-domain translation of Anna Karenina with some robot poo poo glued onto it. All this means is that the guy cut about 250 pages.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
The same people did 'pride and prejudice and zombies' they are just gag gifts really and I highly doubt anyone has read one all the way through

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

derp posted:

The same people did 'pride and prejudice and zombies' they are just gag gifts really and I highly doubt anyone has read one all the way through

The sort of book I'd never buy, but I'd read it if I got it. Like a Philip Roth novel.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

I have read the Pride and Prejudice one, my hope is that everyone who read it realized, “oh the actual P&P is good, I should just read good books instead”. The zombie parts were such poorly written and sloppily integrated trash.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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To me the funny part was they got movies made

Lobster Henry
Jul 10, 2012

studious as a butterfly in a parking lot
Anyone ever read any Penelope Fitzgerald? I just finished The Beginning of Spring and it was pretty great. It’s about an Englishman living in Moscow in 1913 who runs a printing press. One day his wife ups and disappears back to England without explanation. The book is about him trying to make sense of it, look after his children and get on with his life. It’s subtle, slyly funny, finely observed and has touches of mystery about it. I liked it a lot!

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
https://x.com/prophethusband/status/1728118279745536269?s=46&t=KMMfueYvpy-W7VUWexdGpA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i think i met this guy at a party in 2005

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Guy A. Person posted:

I have read the Pride and Prejudice one, my hope is that everyone who read it realized, “oh the actual P&P is good, I should just read good books instead”. The zombie parts were such poorly written and sloppily integrated trash.

There's a kung fu battle between Elizabeth Bennet and Darcy's aunt inserted into the scene where they meet, which does hang a lantern on how strange it is to have the aunt threaten Elizabeth and then just go away after Elizabeth accurately points out that old maids in the regency era can't do poo poo except wait to die and Darcy as an aristocrat has no checks on his fundamentally unlimited power. I don't think it's on purpose.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Lobster Henry posted:

Anyone ever read any Penelope Fitzgerald? I just finished The Beginning of Spring and it was pretty great. It’s about an Englishman living in Moscow in 1913 who runs a printing press. One day his wife ups and disappears back to England without explanation. The book is about him trying to make sense of it, look after his children and get on with his life. It’s subtle, slyly funny, finely observed and has touches of mystery about it. I liked it a lot!
I read Offshore and ended up being disappointed by it, but I feel I'd like her last few novels more, including that one.

Lobster Henry
Jul 10, 2012

studious as a butterfly in a parking lot

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I read Offshore and ended up being disappointed by it, but I feel I'd like her last few novels more, including that one.

The intro to my copy is like, “I absolutely love Penelope Fitzgerald, she’s the best, an unsung genius. Also I only like her last four books”

Lobster Henry fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Nov 28, 2023

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Segue
May 23, 2007

Well Stoner was some contrived misery porn, but I enjoyed the more surreal parts of Mason & Dixon before being tethered again by the historical record. Pynchon remains an amazing stylist. One out of two isn't bad, thread.

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