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Platystemon posted:Are there any casinos that let you put down a hundred thousand on blackjack, let alone a hundred billion? Nah, the max bet is 200 caps per hand.
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The trick is to play the lottery instead of blackjack. It's much faster.
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🏳️⚧️ IDK which country this is, but everyone from there knows a lot about Fallout: New Vegas.
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Nov 23, 2023 09:10
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You can easily win $100,000,000 at some casinos, as seen in the documentary Casino Royale, but you should probably wear a cup.
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Nov 23, 2023 09:29
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Way to win a million dollars at a casino. Step one: Start with 2 million dollars.
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Nov 23, 2023 09:34
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Way to win a million dollars at a casino. Step one: Own a casino
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Nov 23, 2023 09:39
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Actually that's step three. Step two is buying the casino.
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Nov 23, 2023 09:42
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Being remotely 'good' at gambling games, if skill is even a factor at all, requires a lot of mental effort and concentration that casinos are specifically designed in every way to make sure you run out of, quickly.
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Glass Punkbull 141 posted:Way to win a million dollars at a casino. Step one: start fundraising for a "community fund" on a dying forum
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Nov 23, 2023 10:40
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I love playing low stakes blackjack, but I once sat at the casino war table in Bally's Vegas down $200 for the day and left it up $300. And that's after accounting for all the free + tip drinks. It's all a joke.
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If you know how to bet, Blackjack is the easiest game to lose slowly at, and sometimes you get lucky and actually win.
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I love that Scott Adams's whole post is "if an NPC ever interacts with you, follow this dialog chart and say what I tell you to say"Schubalts posted:Does he not know that fascism is a well defined word and has been in use since before he was born?
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Nov 23, 2023 12:44
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Is kinda funny since one of the defining characteristics of fascism as a political ideology is incoherence on many topics, but we know that's not what they're talking about here.
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Air Skwirl posted:If you know how to bet, Blackjack is the easiest game to lose slowly at, and sometimes you get lucky and actually win.
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Nov 23, 2023 12:57
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I feel like that's in a Yakuza game. And I do wonder if there's Japanese players who get thrown by the Western card games and gambling, though probably less so given American cultural dominance.
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Nov 23, 2023 13:00
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FFT posted:Said like someone that's never played Pai Gow You are correct, I've never played Pai Gow.
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I went into a pachinko parlor in japan put in a 1000 yen, the balls all went flying, a bunch of evangelion clips played, a slot machine started spinning and I lost everyting in like 20 seconds, and I left not even sure what had remotely happened.The seat was a cool and shaped like an eva though, so probably worth it.
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Cloacamazing! posted:One of our main right-wing politicians is a lesbian because I guess she hates foreigners more than she wants to be in a party that is not openly bigoted against her? You'd think that having her fellow party members openly complain about having to have "one of those" around for political clout would clue her in that they'll turn on her as soon as they get rid of the common "enemy", but clearly it doesn't. Perhaps not the same, but I know a woman who’s father was in the SS and she said when she confronted him about that he said something like (paraphrasing) “It wasn’t that I hated the Jews next door or our Jewish doctor, it’s that we were made to feel like it was the Jews over there that were the problem.” And it snowballed from there. This is a similar thing you hear with people who have like one black friend and they say “I can’t he racist I have a black friend!” despite actually being deep down a racist. I imagine it’s a case of, for the right-wing colleagues of “well SHE isn’t one of the bad ones” as well as her thinking “well I am one of the GOOD ones and there are others that I hate TOO” that somehow aligns with the ideology. Edit: oh Jesus this isn’t a recent page quote sorry.
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Ambitious Spider posted:I went into a pachinko parlor in japan put in a 1000 yen, the balls all went flying, a bunch of evangelion clips played, a slot machine started spinning and I lost everyting in like 20 seconds, and I left not even sure what had remotely happened.The seat was a cool and shaped like an eva though, so probably worth it. The trick is to do that a hundred more times in which case you'll win some money and lose way more but you'll get to sit in the eva chair for like half an hour and that's really worth it
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a little followup on the ex state department/obama national security council guy https://twitter.com/Remroum/status/1727668811048886525 e: going to be some dumb as hell takes on this lol https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1727351862708600979 Flesh Forge has a new favorite as of 15:28 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Splicer posted:Way to win a million dollars at a casino. *Offer not valid to Orange New Yorkers
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Isn't there a higher payout for specific ways of winning in blackjack or is that just a video game thing? I've never been in a casino
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Some innocuous IOSM https://twitter.com/mackenzi_dugan/status/1727144053408735308?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg D1 football players do not need to go to class to get degrees, especially not ones with NFL prospects and especially especially not ones with majors that exist for them to get degrees in.
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Platystemon posted:I check the TV every day and only go to the casino if the fortune teller says that the spirits are very happy.  I married Abigail
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Henchman of Santa posted:Some innocuous IOSM Lol interdisciplinary studies is about as rigorous as a communications degree.
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selec posted:Lol interdisciplinary studies is about as rigorous as a communications degree. Yeah dude's got a degree in being a college football player.
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I agree with her that being a college football player doesn't make you automatically stupid even if you get a degree in paint-by-numbers studies or some such thing. That's what the years of head trauma are for.
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The algorithm delivers. I do not click. The idiocy simply permeates me and everyhing that surrounds me, as if it had always been there.
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Flesh Forge posted:e: going to be some dumb as hell takes on this lol
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 How much do you have to use racial slurs before your iPhone gets the message?
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Gosh I can only imagine how many terrorists are just wreaking havoc on countries that observe the Schengen Area. Must be absolute chaos and anarchy. Fear must be gripping so many millions daily. Hold on I’m just getting some new information about that. Oh.
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burexas.irom posted:The algorithm delivers. I do not click. The idiocy simply permeates me and everyhing that surrounds me, as if it had always been there. Jesus Holy Christ Almighty. I cannot think of two people whose opinions on Palestine I would like to hear less.
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The open border policy is why terror attacks happen at the border.
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OwlFancier posted:The open border policy is why terror attacks happen at the border. Clearly if we want to stop attacks at the border we shouldn't have borders at all. Can't attack something that doesn't exist, right?
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Bluesky is pronounced "blooskee" or "blue sky"? I'm assuming the latter but every time I see it I think the former :\
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DACK FAYDEN posted:imo this take is likely accurate, dude's probably got some kind of brain damage that made him forget he can't express his actual opinions in public Ambassadors are political appointees, and frequently pieces of poo poo who politicked and bought their way to the position; they are also probably able to pretend to be human at work. And expertise =/= compassion.
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Is it really an open border if it was a checkpoint the car crashed into? To me, if the border was truly open they wouldn’t have crashed into anything, just plowed straight through the US to the other side. Then it’s Mexico’s problem, simple.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Ambassadors are political appointees, and frequently pieces of poo poo who politicked and bought their way to the position; they are also probably able to pretend to be human at work. And expertise =/= compassion. He wasn't an ambassador, he was a professional diplomat.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He wasn't an ambassador, he was a professional diplomat. It's all the same thing: useless old perverts
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