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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
jelqing for jesus

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Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

🎵 I wanna be somebody for Sandra Oh
I wanna be somebody for Sandra Oh 🎶

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
he's ronald mcdonald, he lives in an igloo

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD -

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Posting in the Nintendo Switch thread, complaining the Oled made my cum red.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Let's pocket this till we need it.

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
Getting dicked down could fix me.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

garbage poo poo baby era

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
hamburger hinderer

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
That loving Newlyweds song is in there right now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No one expects you to be drunk at 7AM on a Monday

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

burn victim bacharach

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
It stands to reason, therefore, that the gods are crabs.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
peenie weenie woo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Those bears really love wiping their asses

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
Swanson's horny man tv dinner

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Sonic X theme song.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

redshirt posted:

Those bears really love wiping their asses

i hate those commercials

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
Pressed hams are a festive holiday treat

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
A POX ON YOUR HORSE

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nipple Jax don't Jax back

DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011
"Gettin' a stevejob behind the Apple Store."

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
nothin to do but suck dick in this town
suck dick here my whole life
probably gonna suck some dick in this town
suck dick here my whole life

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*country twang

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Why are women always complaining about having to wipe men's piss off of toilet seats as if this is some sort of issue exclusive to them. I also need to wipe someone's piss off the seat when I need to take a poo poo.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Mr.Acula posted:

Why are women always complaining about having to wipe men's piss off of toilet seats as if this is some sort of issue exclusive to them. I also need to wipe someone's piss off the seat when I need to take a poo poo.

as if women don't sometimes get pee on the seat too

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
diamond dick sutra

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I didn't say fuckin "YEE"

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Florida is GBS

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



will stancil is a goon

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Someone got a probe for this and it won't leave my head;


quote:

Hershey squirtin' Rudy got all kinds of hunter harddrives he bought found under the sperm trough while eating out of the dumpster behind a porn store

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Inky pinky ponky

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
would that I could take a perfect claymation chomp out of that bird

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
At the cult school I want to for grade school for some reason in the 3rd or 4th grade we started pronouncing refuse “refus” and it was somehow hilarious when someone would tell you to do something you’d say “I refus” and sometimes when someone asks for something I think of saying that.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Marin-aaa-ra!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AAYAYAYAYAYAYA LUCY!!!!!

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
straggle chunks

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
hump my rump

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

HONK IF YOU LIKE CUM!

HONK! HONK!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

scitchy-scritchy-scritchy

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