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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Pththya-lyi posted:

Black and white Americans, famous for not having a contentious relationship historically or today

I think the point was less "black and white Americans, who get along famously" and more like there's conflict, but a comparable level of conflict to what you have in America which is an absolutely batshit insane thing to say.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
At some point people decided ~ethnic cleansing~ was bad
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1727745078674767964

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Flesh Forge posted:

At some point people decided ~ethnic cleansing~ was bad
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1727745078674767964

This is going to get me in trouble, but here goes: historically, cannibalism was very common. Nobody blinked. At some point it became "a crime against humanity" and a cardinal sin. Why?

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
e. nvm

I think "nobody blinked" is kind of an understatement for World War II.

mycot has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Nov 24, 2023

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Flesh Forge posted:

At some point people decided ~ethnic cleansing~ was bad
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1727745078674767964

Palestinians should just all move out and set up a seastead.

I am very smart.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Runcible Cat posted:

Palestinians should just all move out and set up a seastead.

I am very smart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Plan

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
We really should have given displaced European Jews that piece of Alaska after WW2. It would have saved a lot of bother.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

I mean he's right in the sense that america is also a demon nation that must be destroyed for its endless death

:d2a:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This bit

quote:

This whole disingenuous argument comes from the fact that Israel's borders nearby Arab regions, which REFUSE TO BECOME part of Israel and are often at war with her, are heavily guarded.

is super weird to me, are they thinking Egypt and Lebanon and Jordan should welcome annexation by Israel? Because I don't even think the hardest core right wingers in Israel want that.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 08:29 on Nov 24, 2023

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1727878155002597747?t=mVgefZKPG3KUIZEk2uXluA&s=19

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Excuse me, this is clearly the FBL. From the Mirrored United States of America.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Folks, once again

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1726767402887635116
https://twitter.com/copybook_gods/status/1727016493731483821

The comments.

I'm getting the impression most of them don't realize there's a slideshow if they click on the picture, and are taking the headline as a request.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 09:15 on Nov 24, 2023

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Air Skwirl posted:

This bit

is super weird to me, are they thinking Egypt and Lebanon and Jordan should welcome annexation by Israel? Because I don't even think the hardest core right wingers in Israel want that.

There's territories like the Golan heights which were annexed from Syria and expansion into Palestine. Most of the folks in charge are smart enough not to directly state expansionist goals when talking to foreign journalists, but there was that big New Yorker interview that was published last month where a settler absolutely said that Israel should extend all the way to the Nile. It's a minority position, but one Bibi is required to cater to, to keep his coalition government. If it dissolves, he goes to jail, so he'll do whatever they want.

The real stupid part of the tweet is "You say Israel is apartheid, yet there is more than one ethnicity present," as if South Africa's population during apartheid was only the white ruling class, or Israel doesn't strictly enforce things like not allowing Arabs to buy property in certain areas and the equivalent of a constitutional amendment declaring the country an ethnostate.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Hello,
I might be facing 10 years in jail,

https://twitter.com/antifaducks/status/1727761173859233862

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





Who is that and what was the account?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

RareAcumen posted:

Folks, once again

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1726767402887635116
https://twitter.com/copybook_gods/status/1727016493731483821

The comments.

I'm getting the impression most of them don't realize there's a slideshow if they click on the picture, and are taking the headline as a request.

You say that like men on Twitter need a request before they start posting their opinions on literally anything.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would assume from the names it is a page centered around doxxing trans people.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Aramoro posted:

Who is that and what was the account?


The second picture explains it, but valid Ls was someone mocking people for being Valid and taking what they saw as losses.

They are facing up to 10 years in prison for cyber crimes.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


lol and tax evasion

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Aramoro posted:

Who is that and what was the account?

one of the bigger monetized hatemongers

OwlFancier posted:

I would assume from the names it is a page centered around doxxing trans people.

yes

Mx. posted:

lol and tax evasion

and maybe a bit of fraud

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

EKDS5k posted:

I'm pretty sure this is the only way you get kicked out for counting cards; coordinating with others to win at blackjack is outside the rules. If you're counting in your head then you're indistinguishable from someone on a streak, and casinos love it when someone is on a streak because it encourages a bunch of drunk suckers who want count cards to try. If too many people do it then they just change the odds by adding more decks or shuffling more often.

Nah they’ll kick you out either way.

The difference is that they can claw back your winnings if you colluded.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

God I hate all this culture war stuff.

I haven't seen The Marvels, because the last couple of MCU movies have been kinda mediocre and they get released on Disney Plus so fast these days anyway.

But these assholes can't just not like something, gotta pump out the ragebait, get those clicks.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Flemish and Walloons famously walling eachother in their respective regions and maintaining an open-air prison and having occasional skirmishes with thousands of casualties

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

That "family" is clearly a force of hostile aliens in bad human suits reconnoitering for an invasion fleet. That FBL agent ought to chuck a frag grenade through the window and end the menace.

Jesus that kid's face in the lower left is going to give me nightmares.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The seamless blend of two disparate art styles is inspired.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The kid with their head twisted 120 degrees over their right shoulder to look directly at the camera is very normal.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I'm the two wives

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Fishstick posted:

Flemish and Walloons famously walling eachother in their respective regions and maintaining an open-air prison and having occasional skirmishes with thousands of casualties

Baarle-Hertog is the Jerusalem of Belgium.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
love wearing a suit and tie to my family dinner

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Federal Bureau of Levity is making sure you are having a good time at this time of merriment

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Much like with a lot of things, the supposed rules change very quickly when you try to bend them in your favour at the expense of the wealthy.

ed: Wrong thread, I think. Ah well.

Ghost Leviathan has a new favorite as of 11:39 on Nov 24, 2023

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Much like with a lot of things, the supposed rules change very quickly when you try to bend them in your favour at the expense of the wealthy.
Agreed, anatomy is for the poor.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Splicer posted:

Agreed, anatomy is for the poor.

They need to learn their place. No not like that!!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I showed my dog that DJT Jr. tweet and he's been barking for like 12 straight hours now? :confused:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:stonk:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Coolness Averted posted:

Oh boy someone posted about my favorite modern fallout in a simpsons meme group, I'm sure there will be lots of cool things in the comments section


The meme and most of the stuff in the comments were fine, but what the heck makes someone just publicly post like that with their real name attached?

He accurately diagnosed fallout new vegas enjoyers op

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Fishstick posted:

Flemish and Walloons famously walling eachother in their respective regions and maintaining an open-air prison and having occasional skirmishes with thousands of casualties
to be fair the mayor of Antwerp is the head of a (somehow fairly popular?) Flemish secessionist party

ol' Bart de Wever would probably want to build some kind of Wall-oon

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean he ain’t wrong. White people do be terrorizing all the time.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Josef bugman posted:

The second picture explains it, but valid Ls was someone mocking people for being Valid and taking what they saw as losses.

They are facing up to 10 years in prison for cyber crimes.

Wasn't the person for that site some kid in college or an I getting it confused with some other hate account on Twitter?

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something.
https://twitter.com/Scearpo/status/1727858743210033350?t=jR1S-y4GHCSnEJr2a0q76A&s=19

quote:

The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic environment.

When manifested in the office drone white collar/service industry crossover of the average millennial urbanite, you get a facade of equanimity masking a sneering underlying bitterness and hostility. “But Scorch everyone’s just vibing out! What’s your problem, let people have fun chill out!”

No.

I’ve been balls deep inside of the average The Office tier Target furniture core marketing degree craft brewery barcade social circle via the barren womb of an anxiety medicated birth control ex-girlfriend’s friend group. I’ve looked these people in their swollen SSRI faces and seen the bare traced vestiges of what was once a soul. It’s a natural fact that the men in such a friend group are either:

A: Normal dudes quietly bored but playing nice because they’re someone’s boyfriend

B: Beyond unbelievably pussywhipped soft betas who haven’t acknowledged unrequited feelings for one of the girls

C: Closeted or uncloseted homosexuals who may have been MKULTRA’d into a sodomite lifestyle from living the real life equivalent of a sparkling water commercial diverse friend group for over decade

These people are not having fun, every group I’ve ever encountered that does this cringe poo poo is populated by people who all constantly complain about how depressed and anxious they are while making ha ha ironic jokes about wanting to die, living timid trembling lives with little to no jouissance.

The millennial is arguably the most unfortunate generation in recent history. They represent the apex of a devastating culture war and the most direct results of spiritual castration with the least amount of pushback antithesis elements among their ranks.

Besides the obvious insufferable premise of an entire performative event being built around a lovely pun turning into the accidental idolization of a mutilation blood sacrifice cannibal child rapist reptilian adrenochrome junkie, the video is just one of many seemingly inconsequential irritations that the average millennial presents. Theirs is a world of nagging rationalizations and pseudo sensibilities. Sometimes you need to take a step back and trust your gut instinct. The only thing standing in between you and the total domestication of your bloodline into the human equivalent of a Labradoodle is your ability to say “Nah this shits gay” and not be crucified by your entire friend group for it.

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse of burgeoning mids in his Bumble built friend group is the modern eunuch. If you’re a young man and your friend group does poo poo like this and you’re enjoying yourself then by all means discard this entire post as some wackadoodle rant from a bitter incel or whatever, live your life and be happy.

But if you’re in a friend group that does poo poo like this and you feel some resonance with what I’ve said, if you’ve known the quiet turbulence of bored rage listening to the forced wine drunk laughter of your 400th session of Cards Against Humanity, then for your own sake, please free yourself.

If you’re charming and have good taste, take absolute control of your friend group and filter it down into something meaningful.

If it’s too far gone or you’re not capable of that, slowly cut yourself off. Pursue something meaningful, make more money, become stronger, faster, more violent, seriously learn a new skill. You are WASTING your TIME.

If you’re a young woman, stop wearing spandex, never watch another episode of Friends again, don’t smoke weed, don’t take SSRIs, don’t take melatonin, don’t take birth control, gay guys aren’t your friends, and if you don’t have other female friends it’s because something is wrong with you.

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