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Real Mean Queen posted:On the one hand I can’t say I’d do any better, I’m not a soldier, I bet that’s scary as poo poo. On the other that-simpsons-guy-with-the-big-hand sized hand, aren’t these guys theoretically soldiers? Like, they’ve discussed that this is a problem that they may face and came up with a couple contingency plans, right? As far as I understand it, the battle in Ofakim involved the cops, Yamam, and one of those "emergency squads" of armed civilians that some towns have. So it's not just the IDF that was slipping all over the place that day - but it's especially embarrassing for Yamam since they're supposed to be, like, the IDF's uber counterterrorism unit.
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Sancho Banana posted:As far as I understand it, the battle in Ofakim involved the cops, Yamam, and one of those "emergency squads" of armed civilians that some towns have. So it's not just the IDF that was slipping all over the place that day - but it's especially embarrassing for Yamam since they're supposed to be, like, the IDF's uber counterterrorism unit. I would not be surprised if they all keep on shooting each other, along with Israeli civilians they think are Palestinian civilians.
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  Sending Abed all my bitcoins, lets get this bread (Btw their fake site has gore on it, viewer beware)
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Actually nevermind, they're anti-terrorist fighters, so it's no surprise they kept shooting each other.
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Individual Israeli soldiers violating the ceasefire by shooting at refugees are probably going to be ignored so long as the bombing stops.
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abject clusterfuck, release the dungeons & dragons, even one bullet fired counts as breaking the ceasefire what the gently caress do you think you're doing
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Individual Israeli soldiers violating the ceasefire by shooting at refugees are probably going to be ignored so long as the bombing stops. They've also prepared this excuse for ceasefire violations, except these supposed alarms occured in towns in the Gaza envelope that have been completely cleared out since the start of the war, and whose citizens have not been allowed to return yet. Nobody would've been around to hear them or get hit. The military can just lie with impunity about what's going on over there. https://twitter.com/IsraelWarRoom/status/1727919154169098602?t=8KdCURyArBYoRm2gG8gbFQ&s=19
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Sancho Banana posted:As far as I understand it, the battle in Ofakim involved the cops, Yamam, and one of those "emergency squads" of armed civilians that some towns have. So it's not just the IDF that was slipping all over the place that day - but it's especially embarrassing for Yamam since they're supposed to be, like, the IDF's uber counterterrorism unit. could you explain what ""emergency squad" of armed civilians" means? Like is there some sort of formal framework that allows citizens who otherwise wouldnt be, be armed?
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Sancho Banana posted:As far as I understand it, the battle in Ofakim involved the cops, Yamam, and one of those "emergency squads" of armed civilians that some towns have. So it's not just the IDF that was slipping all over the place that day - but it's especially embarrassing for Yamam since they're supposed to be, like, the IDF's uber counterterrorism unit. Oh okay cool, so those were cops or the neighborhood watch or the toughest badasses available, and it’s just unclear which because they all did about equally well?
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Xionism is toast Morbidly curious to see some quotes from this
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DancingShade posted:That's it. You're not trained, they're not trained. Someone who was would perform what they've been drilled to, no cognition necessary. It should be instinct. I guess my next question is “why did you make an army out of that” but that would be unfair to you and also I’m pretty sure I understand how organizations turn into this. My official next question is how many steam hours in VR shooters you need to automatically qualify as a marksman
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fanfic insert posted:could you explain what ""emergency squad" of armed civilians" means? Like is there some sort of formal framework that allows citizens who otherwise wouldnt be, be armed? They're basically small neighborhood watches formed of off-duty reservists and/or civilians and with firearm licenses, usually in cooperation with the police. They're pretty much the first line of defense until help arrives (if it's needed). They're most common in the Gaza envelope and the West Bank settlements - though since October 7th there's been an explosion of people requesting licenses, not just in those territories but all over the country, along with new squads. Tel Aviv, Haifa, Pretty much everywhere . Sancho Banana has issued a correction as of 12:00 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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stumblebum posted:<Al-Aqsa08> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars lol
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hadji murad posted:better yet, I hope they have Islamist children k-slur genocide
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Jel Shaker posted:the israelis haven’t withdrawn they’re just not supposed to be killing civilians anymore? The military is supposed to cease fire. Opening fire seems to be the opposite of that imo.
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Sancho Banana posted:They're basically small neighborhood watches formed of off-duty reservists and/or civilians and with firearm licenses, usually in cooperation with the police. They're pretty much the first line of defense until help arrives (if it's needed). They're most common in the Gaza envelope and the West Bank settlements - though since October 7th there's been an explosion of people requesting licenses, not just in those territories but all over the country, along with new squads. Tel Aviv, Haifa, Pretty much everywhere . so in other words they're death squads with a thin veneer of respectability?
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Real Mean Queen posted:I guess my next question is “why did you make an army out of that” but that would be unfair to you and also I’m pretty sure I understand how organizations turn into this. My official next question is how many steam hours in VR shooters you need to automatically qualify as a marksman Imagine Duty Calls: the parody, but making your flesh and blood army that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8 After their first week in uniform the average IDF soldier makes the rank of Sergeant of the Master Sergants Most Important Person To The Max Extreme! rank.
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Cerebral Bore posted:so in other words they're death squads with a thin veneer of respectability? roving bands of 40-50 armed hogs
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Votskomit posted:Just try to avoid talking about LGBTQ issues if you wanna stay friends. Good news! Israel advertises itself as the most pro-LGBTQ country in the Middle East. Now you know who to support!
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Houthi attacks on Israel jeopardise Saudi peace efforts in Yemenquote:Advanced plans by Saudi Arabia to strike a peace deal with the Houthi rebels in Yemen are being jeopardised by Houthi attacks on Israel and this week’s seizure of an Israeli-linked commercial vessel in the Red Sea. lol, saudis had enough of fighting in yemen but the usa thinks it can do better apparently
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Dokapon Findom posted:Good news! Israel advertises itself as the most pro-LGBTQ country in the Middle East. Now you know who to support! I hated cluster bombs until the factory painted them in rainbow colours, now I love shelling civilians with cluster bombs. It's very progressive. It's the puffs of added glitter they give off as they seperate limb from child that really put the pride in a pride flag.
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Jel Shaker posted:Houthi attacks on Israel jeopardise Saudi peace efforts in Yemen Good guy nation, bombing Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Iranian, Lebanese targets all at once, because we're the good guys
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stumblebum posted:<Al-Aqsa08> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
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For real though we must be on Hitler 4,653 by now. I feel the original has been cheapened significantly
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Saddam was Hitler, bin Laden was Hitler, Pol Pot was Hitler, my neighbor who cut my tree is Hitler (somehow no consensus on this one though)
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Al-Saqr posted:october 7th footage of two hamas guys scaring the poo poo out of a dozen and a half IDF troopers it’s definitely been said and posted here before but I can’t help but still be surprised (and yet also not really surprised) by how dog poo poo the IDF is. like this was supposed to be one of the premier armies right? Weren’t they supposedly GOATed and trained? All that poo poo means nothing once people actually fought back. it’s wild
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The REAL Goobusters posted:it’s definitely been said and posted here before but I can’t help but still be surprised (and yet also not really surprised) by how dog poo poo the IDF is. like this was supposed to be one of the premier armies right? Weren’t they supposedly GOATed and trained? All that poo poo means nothing once people actually fought back. it’s wild I feel like this is definitely Yanks projecting onto Israel. It's certainly not a reputation I feel like the IDF has in Australia. They got the poo poo kicked out of them in Lebanon and then have only conducted terror bombings and colonial police actions since.
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The REAL Goobusters posted:it’s definitely been said and posted here before but I can’t help but still be surprised (and yet also not really surprised) by how dog poo poo the IDF is. like this was supposed to be one of the premier armies right? Weren’t they supposedly GOATed and trained? All that poo poo means nothing once people actually fought back. it’s wild I think it's rather inarguable that the Israelis won their wars in 1948, 1967, and 1973, as relatively conventional conflicts with peer nations the problem is that 1973 was a long time ago (and was a much closer fight than what we've been lead to believe), and a lot of what has followed since are either COIN operations (read: killing defenseless Palestinians), or the defeat against Hezbollah that they've tried very hard to bury and forget (by engaging in more COIN)
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The REAL Goobusters posted:it’s definitely been said and posted here before but I can’t help but still be surprised (and yet also not really surprised) by how dog poo poo the IDF is. like this was supposed to be one of the premier armies right? Weren’t they supposedly GOATed and trained? All that poo poo means nothing once people actually fought back. it’s wild The IDF's reputation is riding almost entirely on the legacy of 1967. What other serious claims to fame is it made of? Yom Kippur? Nope. The Lebanon wars? Not really. The Gaza operations? lol.
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