Terrible Car Stuff - Im sorry but in this thread we measure cargo capacity in shrimp

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Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

Galler posted:

If you've been probed for more than 6 hours in the terrible car stuff thread you might be entitled to compensation. Ouija board lowtax for more information.

This was so eloquent that it required a more permanent location for all to see.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 17:56

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# ? May 25, 2024 01:38

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Somewhat Heroic posted:

This was so eloquent that it required a more permanent location for all to see.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 17:58

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Powershift posted:

Coming from waffle images, that was probably posted when that car was nearly new, which would have been peak blackberry.

it was taken with a 9630 which came out in 09.

Also explains the price

how does time work

# ? Nov 22, 2023 18:04

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I forgot Lowtax was dead

# ? Nov 22, 2023 18:10

intheflesh: Nov 4, 2008

a sexual elk posted:

# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:16

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 222 days!)

The Door Frame posted:

I forgot Lowtax was dead

To be fair, he's giving us just as much attention as he ever did.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:41

Galler: Jan 28, 2008

Somewhat Heroic posted:

This was so eloquent that it required a more permanent location for all to see.

Wistful of Dollars posted:

how does time work

Pretty sure it doesn't anymore. It broke and it's now impossible to say how long ago that happened.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:48

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Somewhat Heroic posted:

This was so eloquent that it required a more permanent location for all to see.

I love this so much

# ? Nov 22, 2023 21:17

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

The Door Frame posted:

I forgot Lowtax was dead

So did lowtax

# ? Nov 22, 2023 21:45

knox_harrington: Feb 18, 2011; Running no point.

Somewhat Heroic posted:

This was so eloquent that it required a more permanent location for all to see.

Wrong thread

# ? Nov 22, 2023 23:47

LloydDobler: Oct 15, 2005; You shared it with a dick.

knox_harrington posted:

Wrong thread

OH YOU GONE AND DONE IT NOW

# ? Nov 23, 2023 01:28

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

knox_harrington posted:

Wrong thread

# ? Nov 23, 2023 01:44

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

knox_harrington posted:

Wrong thread

Right thread

# ? Nov 23, 2023 01:50

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

knox_harrington posted:

Wrong thread

KakerMix fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Nov 23, 2023

# ? Nov 23, 2023 02:53

SapientCorvid: Jun 16, 2008; reading The Internet

The Door Frame posted:

I forgot Lowtax was dead

Who?

# ? Nov 23, 2023 03:44

Big Taint: Oct 19, 2003

AISS 2023: LAST CHANCE, PROCRASTINATORS! :frogsiren:

# ? Nov 23, 2023 03:46

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

knox_harrington posted:

Wrong thread

seconding wrong thread, LET THE TURKEY DAY VOTING BEGIN!

# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:46

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

SapientCorvid posted:

Who?

I legitimately checked your regdate

# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:54

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Large Testicles posted:

seconding wrong thread, LET THE TURKEY DAY VOTING BEGIN!

Ummm... okay why not?

# ? Nov 23, 2023 08:11

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

the wrongiest thread

# ? Nov 23, 2023 14:56

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

right thread

# ? Nov 23, 2023 15:55

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

Wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 01:30

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 222 days!)

pig nuts thread on pig anus website

if it fits, I sits.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 01:32

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

# ? Nov 24, 2023 04:24

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Somewhat Heroic posted:

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I'm not sure....

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 24, 2023 07:37

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Humphreys posted:

I'm not sure....

nah that fuckin rules, wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 07:42

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Oh thats def wrong thread

Vote now!

# ? Nov 24, 2023 08:09

ili: Jul 26, 2003

That's tippy top, wrong thread for sure.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 09:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is that a shopping cart handle wing? if so, wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 09:40

knox_harrington: Feb 18, 2011; Running no point.

Large Testicles posted:

nah that fuckin rules, wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 10:42

Crankit: Feb 7, 2011; HE WATCHES

Wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 11:38

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Humphreys posted:

I'm not sure....

Wrong thread by a mile

# ? Nov 24, 2023 11:43

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Well guess it's time for me to watch a movie and log off haha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD77ln7vZJU

# ? Nov 24, 2023 13:01

nadmonk: Nov 26, 2017; The spice must flow in and through me.
The fire will cleanse me body and soul.

Humphreys posted:

I'm not sure....

Definitely wrong thread.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:03

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Wrong thread

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:07

Enos Cabell: Nov 3, 2004

Wrong thread, and taking the pic in front of Aldi is the cherry on top.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:30

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

All it's missing is the quarter lock

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:54

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

And the flip down to hold a baby or a purse.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 16:04

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://files.catbox.moe/js19ww.mp4

The two bros are very douchy but definitely watch it till the end

https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/comments/17txsae/if_you_were_wondering_if_that_video_i_posted_a/
Newly rebuilt engine after like 100 miles :gonk:

# ? Nov 24, 2023 17:05

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