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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

taqueso posted:

Lol, it's a desert, it's hot there
It's one desert, Michael, how cold could it get, 10 degrees?

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

most of the people i know who like living in vegas like it for the absolute bugfuck insane amount of entertainment there is available. you can go to a different concert or show every weekend for essentially the rest of your life

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Apparently there's private security blocking people on public walkways in Vegas from watching the race, so they're watching it on the glass

https://i.imgur.com/guVrfMW.gifv

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Cross-posting from the Musk thread in YOSPOS:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The Door Frame posted:

Apparently there's private security blocking people on public walkways in Vegas from watching the race,
That's some loving bullshit.

quote:

so they're watching it on the glass

https://i.imgur.com/guVrfMW.gifv

Blessed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation reboot looking bad, and not just because :lol: at the idea that Clark Griswold could have a job that pays enough to afford a swimming pool.


bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

The Door Frame posted:

Sounds like someone got too short of a probe...



There was an interview with the designer of this car, years ago, talking about the little head on the dashboard that was meant to assist and react to traffic conditions. I remember him saying that it would react to road rage incidents by saying "Why are you so angry? Be happy!"

That's stuck with me a long time and isn't terrible car stuff imo

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

bennyfactor posted:

There was an interview with the designer of this car, years ago, talking about the little head on the dashboard that was meant to assist and react to traffic conditions. I remember him saying that it would react to road rage incidents by saying "Why are you so angry? Be happy!"

That's stuck with me a long time and isn't terrible car stuff imo

I need that thing for when my boss shows up and asks me why I'm not doing any work.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

Hadlock posted:

So,

Fine, I guess to randomly put this up to a vote, and I guess probate me over it(?) I had three IRL folks message me about how weird this was. Particularly the 18 hour part.

Um, would have been fine if it were a 6 hour probe, like you gave yourself. Totally cool. But you gave me an 18 hour probe? Not cool. Let's keep parity on these things. 6 hours is good. Literal nothingburger.vThis is the second weird probation you've given me (the first most people (4 or 5? 7 ? I lost count) disagreed with, saying you misread my post.

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me. I am active in other subforums, also those closely tied to my work. You're actively interfering in my life. I'll stop posting in this subforum if that's what you're trying to tell me. I can't have you loving up my career when I'm asking for advice in other subforums. 6 hours is fine. Pick a lane.



I guess I could have PMd you about this. I PMd the mod about your last thing and they didn't care (to their credit they were on vacation, so they get a pass) so I'm making this public.

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.

:qqsay:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
The last time I posted on here Lowtax was still alive. Spending 25 hours a day on these forums ruined my career. When I left these forums, my career got even worse. Gimme a sixer cuz this post here is just that good.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/3NMJXtw.mp4

sideways taco

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

https://youtu.be/COdoHpU_a8U?si=Bf9091C9OFAyXGHa

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010


Honest question, why is it always trucks that do this?

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Cached Money posted:

Honest question, why is it always trucks that do this?

Trucks like this have a solid rear axle, that locates it square under the frame with springs and linkage. The drive shaft has a joint which allows the axle to move up and down relative to the frame.

Long story short, if the linkage goes away, the frame can be angled relative to the axle, and the same joint in the drive shaft that lets it move up and down lets it rotate relative to the frame and still function.

The steering up front keeps the truck in the lane. Good for 70mph I guess, until the point something becomes unsettled and the axle switches sides at speed (like for braking) and now you're out of conrol.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
yeah, you'll never see it on fwd cars unless there's major rear end damage and it also doesn't happen on IRS cars. it was way more prevalent back in the day when almost everything had a live rear axle

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cached Money posted:

Honest question, why is it always trucks that do this?

Toxic masculinity.

Large Testicles posted:

yeah, you'll never see it on fwd cars unless there's major rear end damage and it also doesn't happen on IRS cars. it was way more prevalent back in the day when almost everything had a live rear axle

Leaf springs too.

I didn't notice, but they might have done a lift on the truck and then not tightened the u bolts holding the axles to the springs.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 219 days!)

evobatman posted:

Hey, here's some terrible car stuff from the RandomWaffle thread



WHO THE gently caress OWNS A BLACKBERRY IN 2023?

cursedshitbox posted:

Vegas itself is a lovely themepark that tries to be disney after dark or someshit but it's more like a seedy shithole for divorced dads.
The desert and abandoned mines around it were cool till all the trash from socal and texas moved to vegas and utterly destroyed the local nature.

Ya know the best part is the nuclear museum. It's within walking distance of the $20 "gently caress you" McDonalds.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nuclear testing museum is legit, neon museum owns, Omega Mart is really neat too though you can spend like six hours in there and still not see everything.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


West SAAB Story posted:

WHO THE gently caress OWNS A BLACKBERRY IN 2023?

Ya know the best part is the nuclear museum. It's within walking distance of the $20 "gently caress you" McDonalds.

Coming from waffle images, that was probably posted when that car was nearly new, which would have been peak blackberry.

it was taken with a 9630 which came out in 09.

Also explains the price

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

https://youtu.be/ByWdhCECS_8?si=OFDmqophRmk1RK7z

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0&pp=ygURQWlycGxhbmUgZHJpZnRpbmc%3D

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The Door Frame posted:

Apparently there's private security blocking people on public walkways in Vegas from watching the race, so they're watching it on the glass

https://i.imgur.com/guVrfMW.gifv

Those people are effectively stealing and should be arrested.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
In Vegas, that is nearly as egregious a crime as knowing how math works in your brain is

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ether Frenzy posted:

In Vegas, that is nearly as egregious a crime as knowing how math works in your brain is

nah that's just taking the luck you get and having fun with it, which is the primary way people who aren't CS majors enjoy vegas

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

bird with big dick posted:

Those people are effectively stealing and should be arrested.

You wouldn't steal a formula 1 race

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


BuckyDoneGun posted:

Yeah they repaved the entire track, there are many stories about the disruption.

Can confirm. Source: I was there week of my anniversary October 17, as noted previously in this and other threads.

StormDrain posted:


I also understand being disappointed if you want to see things in the strip that were there normally.

Oh, hello!
Didn’t ruin the trip, but did degrade the experience.

kastein posted:

I gotta admit I do not understand the draw of Vegas at all.

If I'm gambling it's going to be on farts and whether my truck makes it home, not that.

We went for the shows and spectacle, and side trips to Hoover Dam and The Grand Canyon. Very little actually gambling.
Blue Man Group was very entertaining, BTW.

wesleywillis posted:

Hookera aren't even legal in Vegas either.

This is true.
Also, weed is legal, but by the book, only in a private residence! And of course, can’t smoke in a hotel room.

The Door Frame posted:

Apparently there's private security blocking people on public walkways in Vegas from watching the race, so they're watching it on the glass

https://i.imgur.com/guVrfMW.gifv

They go to such lengths to protect their profits, yet we always find a way.


That one thing that buggy springs are better at.

Cached Money posted:

Honest question, why is it always trucks that do this?

See above.

Midjack posted:

Nuclear testing museum is legit, neon museum owns, Omega Mart is really neat too though you can spend like six hours in there and still not see everything.

Got to the Neon Museum, did not get to the Nuke, didn’t know about Omega Mart because…? Also didn’t have a car, and my wife couldn’t walk far, so going off the strip was problematic. If we go again we’ll like stay at a hotel a bit further off the strip and either rent a car or drive up in the first place.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

NoWake posted:

Trucks like this have a solid rear axle, that locates it square under the frame with springs and linkage. The drive shaft has a joint which allows the axle to move up and down relative to the frame.

Long story short, if the linkage goes away, the frame can be angled relative to the axle, and the same joint in the drive shaft that lets it move up and down lets it rotate relative to the frame and still function.

The steering up front keeps the truck in the lane. Good for 70mph I guess, until the point something becomes unsettled and the axle switches sides at speed (like for braking) and now you're out of conrol.

Also, (for anyone who doesn't know) when you get your car aligned the "thrust angle" is the measurement of what that truck is doing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
THE LIBCUCKS GOT THE CAROLINA SQUAT BANNED SO NOW WE CAME UP WITH THE TENNESSEE TWIST!!!

EAT poo poo YOU COMMIELIBCUCKTREEHUGGERS!!!

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

No pic but I did see a truck doing the squat with a brazzers banner across the top of the windshield today. Stay classy, brocephus

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7302566981545282859



https://twitter.com/the_autopian/status/1726351790763893178

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

that S2000 just wanted to be put out of its misery

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

The last time I saw an S2000 do that, it whipped past me on the interstate in sub-freezing temperatures, lost control while changing lanes to pass someone else, slid into the far right lane, tagged a family in a Corolla, and they both wound up in the far left lane. No injuries.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I want that guy's thumb to be put out of my misery.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

when the boost comes on way too hard and fast

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Ether Frenzy posted:

I want that guy's thumb to be put out of my misery.



:thumbsdown:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
terrible car stuff because i've had brain fog for like 8 months now.

i've had a terrible vibration in my car for the past year at 65+. first thing i did was take the tires in to be balanced, didn't fix it, so i replaced basically everything you possibly could in the front suspension bushing wise and then i even got new half shafts. all of which were huge pains in the rear end because gently caress Ford. didn't fix poo poo. took the car to a shop for an alignment and still nothing. replaced all the lugnuts because they were fubar and because they were capped, wallowed out lugs, had some play in them. nothing.

a few days ago i saw that one of my rears was getting kinda bologna skin so i ordered some new tires and today in the process of putting the new ones on and rotating poo poo, I found out that not only did the dudes who put new tires on the front a year and a half ago gently caress up, but so did I twice as well as the guy I paid to balance them again. there was one wheel that had an inside weight that we had all just kinda brain farted about and it was a loving 3oz weight, everything was so loving out of balance

took the fucker off along with another 2 OZ or so, threw it up on the balancer, tossed like 20g all around and it was kosher

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Door Frame posted:

I still think about that steak...

lol, I had that steak moment in Vegas as well. Ate at plenty of steak houses before, and since then...but the one in Vegas was like Anton's flashback scene in Ratatouille. It was mind altering.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Gonna recommend my mates restaurant in new york, the steaks are really fantastic https://www.hawksmoornyc.com

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

that's another plus for living there; the casino industry has been a magnet for culinary talent for a few decades now, and it's thoroughly dispersed into the local restaurant market as people move on from the corporate jobs. the quality of food at local restaurants is really good

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You can also do the Fallout pilgrimage. If you show up at the bar at Goodsprings they know why you're there.

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