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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:04

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# ? May 23, 2024 20:30

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Any doctor goons out there? :doclouis:

JIHAD JERRY posted:

First, a little backstory. This weekend I suffered a major heart attack which I am pleased to say I survived. Durring the next few day after the tests that followed, I learned that I am in need of a quadruple bypass. My doctor insisted that I see a specialist surgeon immediately but I thought, "Why not see if I can give my business to a goon?" With almost 85,000 registered users, there have to be some doctors amoung us. So what say you, goons? Any heart surgeons out there willing to do this? Perhaps even work in a goon discount?

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:08

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

Lemniscate Blue posted:

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:20

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Lemniscate Blue posted:

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1 character too long

# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:22

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Inceltown posted:

1 character too long

Ditch the comma or the space between : and W

# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:23

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

Inceltown posted:

1 character too long

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:24

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Edit the text box HTML, coward.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 00:49

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Captain Hygiene posted:

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 01:18

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Mods can add longer titles than users can anyway IIRC

# ? Nov 24, 2023 01:34

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Noice

# ? Nov 24, 2023 01:34

Asterite34: May 19, 2009

SMG's shitposts made me reasses and unironically appreciate the Star Wars Prequels, so he's alright in my book

# ? Nov 24, 2023 03:38

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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Sad no one posted his sonic rant:

quote:

That's nothing more than the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon of ostensibly adult characters engaged in prolonged and intense bouts of presexual intimacy.

FN and Poe - despite being twenty- and thirty-somethings, respectively - are several steps behind Matthew Broderick's teen hacker in Wargames, who tentatively explores how it feels to take his shirt off in front of a girl.

For fans, the actual erotic appeal comes from the fact that Sonic The Hedgehog does not gently caress. Ever. He achieves full satisfaction just by staring at you with his massive hypersensitive eyes, and passionately filling his rounded belly with chilidogs. Poe and FN, likewise, will never move beyond hugging and trying on eachothers' clothes. They have no need to.

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# ? Nov 24, 2023 05:59

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1sOwu1f.mp4

Needs sound.

mod edit: spoilered for strobe lights

Captain Hygiene posted:

Can't Parker there, mate

# ? Nov 24, 2023 07:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jesus christ is he okay

# ? Nov 24, 2023 07:37

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Jesus christ is he okay

No, he's got the worst watermark on the internet. There is no coming back from that.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 08:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

From googling around it looks like the dude is an acrobat in the Ferrari Circus and the incident happened during a performance in Joinville Brazil on 9/30. FWIW the sources I found say: "According to an acquaintance of the victim, despite the sudden fall, the artist is well and at home with his children."

quote:

Ap�s a queda, equipes de socorro foram acionadas para prestar os primeiros socorros ao #trapezista e transport�-lo para atendimento m�dico adequado. De acordo com um conhecido da v�tima, apesar da queda brusca, o artista est� bem e em casa com os filhos.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 08:53

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 6 days!

Baron von Eevl posted:

Sad no one posted his sonic rant:

He was right

# ? Nov 24, 2023 11:08

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

SMG is sorely lacking in his understanding of Sonic lore

# ? Nov 24, 2023 11:38

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

anyone got the koos/smg script quote

# ? Nov 24, 2023 11:53

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Asterite34 posted:

SMG's shitposts made me reasses and unironically appreciate the Star Wars Prequels, so he's alright in my book

Jesus Christ.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 12:47

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ghost Leviathan posted:

SMG is sorely lacking in his understanding of Sonic lore

There's been a bit of inflation there

# ? Nov 24, 2023 12:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Paladinus posted:

Jesus Christ.

Just comes right out and says it, fascinating

# ? Nov 24, 2023 13:00

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

CheetoVonTito posted:

So this is actually the real deal.

The Al Aqsa Flood Hacker Group successfully breached the Israeli Defense Agency.

From someone who works as an ethical hacker, please understand how INSANE this is.

https://x.com/middleeastmnt/status/1727768239017492725?s=46

stumblebum posted:

<Al-Aqsa08> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Al-Aqsa08> ********* see!
<IronDumb> hitler2
<IronDumb> doesnt look like stars to me

# ? Nov 24, 2023 13:07

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

anyone got the koos/smg script quote

i searched goofy koos and found it in the saga thread

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The sound of metal chains whipping against bare flesh hang heavy in the air, like a bird flying into a headwind. The room is damp and sparsely lit. SUPERMECHAGODZILLA�s scarred jowls are illuminated by a desk lamp laying sideways on the floor

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
Which reading is true? Which reading is true? WHICH READING IS TRUE!?

KOOS
[Spits mouthful of blood] The words are used specifically for their literal intention, the events are straightforward so as to be easily understood by an audience of children.

The beating begins again, with a furious vigour, until SUPERMECHAGODZILLA can barely stand. He rests one hand against a dirty wall, sweat marring his 1993 Nebraska Film Festival hypercolor t-shirt.

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
The opposite reading is true� The opposite reading is true. I�ve been to college.

KOOS straightens his posture, his pride and dignity unscathed by the days long assault of a fat, stupid man.

KOOS
Any perceived allusions to facism in A Goofy Movie are a wholesale invention of a misguided viewer.

SUPERMECHAGODZILLA adopts the look of a man who has been defeated. Wearily, he grabs a shotgun that had been resting in the corner, and cocks it loudly.

KOOS
Goofy simply wishes to bond with his son through fishing, a traditional pastime, as he had done with his own father. It is neither parable nor allegory. Neither dog was molested, the material does not support this.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 14:15

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

lol each time i see it

# ? Nov 24, 2023 14:31

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

ChubbyChecker posted:

i searched goofy koos and found it in the saga thread

Lmao so good.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 14:53

Christe Eleison: Feb 1, 2010

I have worked �the material does not support this� into my everyday conversation. It�s so perfect.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:37

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

Now play hard mode and work in "neither dog was molested" too

# ? Nov 24, 2023 16:31

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Neophyte posted:

Now play hard mode and work in "neither dog was molested" too

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 16:37

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Grassy Knowles posted:

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

The opposite reading is true.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 16:48

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Grassy Knowles posted:

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

To be fair, on the way back at least you were carrying shopping.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 17:06

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

ChubbyChecker posted:

i searched goofy koos and found it in the saga thread

It's all great but when SMG puts his dick in the shotgun really pushes it to new heights.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 17:09

NAME REDACTED: Dec 22, 2010

Inceltown posted:

It's all great but when SMG puts his dick in the shotgun really pushes it to new heights.

I had to reread the post to double check that that wasn't something that actually happened

# ? Nov 24, 2023 17:26

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 6 days!

He cocked it loudly

# ? Nov 24, 2023 17:42

aardwolf: Apr 27, 2013

Nocheez posted:

My daughter was born almost 10 days after her due date. I found it rather rude of her, and we didn't talk for almost a year afterward.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 19:48

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

ynohtna posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9-qfpnyCc

tribbledirigible posted:

Ugh, nobody brought Doritos.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:06

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

ChubbyChecker posted:

i searched goofy koos and found it in the saga thread

jesus christ lmao

# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:20

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

He cocked it loudly

Lmao

# ? Nov 25, 2023 11:54

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Grassy Knowles posted:

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

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# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:15

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# ? May 23, 2024 20:30

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Give me my money back
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
I want my money back
And don't forget
To give me back my black T-shirt

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# ? Nov 25, 2023 17:52

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