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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


History Comes Inside! posted:

Did everyone miss the part of the scrum where Tony angrily ripped his shirt off and started screaming over and over that if Ohbari didn’t like it he should come do something about it

Yes, because watching a wrestling promoter media scrum is about as interesting as watching a 30 minute HHH segment that opens Raw in the early 2000s

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

forkboy84 posted:

Yes, because watching a wrestling promoter media scrum is about as interesting as watching a 30 minute HHH segment that opens Raw in the early 2000s

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I'm milhouse in that gif

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Teffo_01/status/1726759277811933367

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
They're gonna be seeing CM Punks face in burnt toast at this rate

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins


I have no strong feelings either way about Santana Jackson, but this take has so much pearl-clutching hyperbole that it might as well literally be a picture of Helen Lovejoy.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Be Sure To Use Your WWE Rewards Card

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bonk posted:



I have no strong feelings either way about Santana Jackson, but this take has so much pearl-clutching hyperbole that it might as well literally be a picture of Helen Lovejoy.

I was wondering if it was this guy's cagematch profile and I guess so!

https://twitter.com/IsThisWrestling/status/1721052205749338492

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




The only thing I know about Santana Jackson is he’s that MJ impersonator who went viral for choking out some dickhead trying to fight him on the street, and for that reason he owns.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


For a moment I thought someone was wrestling in a Jimmy Savile costume

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Jeffrey "The Body" Epstein

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

Yes, because watching a wrestling promoter media scrum is about as interesting as watching a 30 minute HHH segment that opens Raw in the early 2000s

think of it as a NJPW backstager if that helps. It's mostly dumb bits from wrestlers and promos

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


forkboy84 posted:

Yes, because watching a wrestling promoter media scrum is about as interesting as watching a 30 minute HHH segment that opens Raw in the early 2000s

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

post hole digger posted:

Jeffrey "The Body" Epstein

Has anyone seen him since his match with Hangman?

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

forkboy84 posted:

Yes, because watching a wrestling promoter media scrum is about as interesting as watching a 30 minute HHH segment that opens Raw in the early 2000s

Nobody who watched the brawl out scroll would say this

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/PWTorch/status/1727406059768467477

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

This company's storytelling is having a fake growth on a woman's face for like a loving year and they think they're watching Kubrick.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://x.com/rockjomon/status/1727361048746103077?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

https://x.com/akoma_mikey/status/1727384316991168607?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

https://x.com/akoma_mikey/status/1727393435689091228?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The Return of the King

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1727847564567814348

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1728139216092307895

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Just say you know nothing about Kota Ibushi

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Incredibly hosed up of Tony to let Kota live his dream life of being incredibly stupid with bikes, cars, and fireworks

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
facial expression to quality content ration is spot on

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


It's no Dramatic Dream Machine, that's for sure.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


what was the silliest grocery item that Booker sold for in the brawl with Stone Cold

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Just say you know nothing about Kota Ibushi

I mean it's Booker T. If he only spoke about things he knew about he'd have to take a vow of silence.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Lamuella posted:

I mean it's Booker T. If he only spoke about things he knew about he'd have to take a vow of silence.

Forever speaking only of shucky ducky and quack quack.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Kota once had a 25-minute match with a sex doll.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


This is serious wrestler

https://youtu.be/Ak9WKctt1lo?si=nIROSPxjbPbl-246

He has serious match

https://youtu.be/7D5alRJrjWw?si=b-y1CvVFyhciDmaY

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
I can't tell if wrestling has more Dunning-Kruger Effect than other forms of media/fandoms or if it just seems like it because I've been exposed to it for so long.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1728217696335221210?t=KOX89xXxrhA5AireDOYPXg&s=19

Yes. They have been retweeting this for two years.

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

TinTower posted:

Kota once had a 25-minute match with a sex doll.

His match with that sex doll was better than most WWE PLE main events.

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

I want to believe that the current Ruby-Angelo angle is 100% Tony Kahn's idea as this guy is implying.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1726039781661171884?t=0xZWrzQMlePY-4B0cnTs_A&s=19

https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1725368209388556596?t=A4hcGBaMeRKfFoK4hIjWbw&s=19

When I think Hikaru Shida I immediately think of Bull Nakano.

https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1722069488424927473?t=vCqwRByNjnhw7bwDmhAslw&s=19

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Lid posted:

...
When I think Hikaru Shida I immediately think of Bull Nakano.
...

it's pro wrestling's answer to the "person who has only ever watched Boss Baby finally taking in a second film"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Actually looking further they have spent two years comme ting on the AEW women's division, and fair because we all do as its TKs most obvious blackmark as a writer and booker, but when you do it daily as anobsession you run out of material eventually deciding that AEW is hosed because *checks notes* they're not pushing Saraya.

https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1716989578756935847?t=giyzs-i7e-YucyHU3t5Quw&s=19

Until next month where the problem is pushing Saraya

https://twitter.com/OJPATTERSON/status/1725016979982147633?t=ujCTRVbg14bl2vESuq9mcg&s=19

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
TK: I would like to say sorry to Big Swole. Sorry your wrestling wasn’t good enough!!! Big AEW Rampage TONIGHT!!!

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