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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

That pop-up ad on the top is... Distracting.

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
From the aliexpress thread:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
That stock photo model must end up in so many terrible ads, lol

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Like those stock photos of women who are clearly holding up cell phones for a selfie, but replaced with a credit card to tell you about one neat trick that will help your finances.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That pop-up ad on the top is... Distracting.


Tell me more about these obsidian cores

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Splicer posted:

Tell me more about these obsidian cores

https://www.heritagedaily.com/2023/11/divers-recover-obsidian-cores-from-neolithic-shipwreck/149565

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/ZfnooEi.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/fPeNJkE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WmjpJdg.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well Hanukah is coming closer

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I've got to celebrate, got to celebrate Hanukah Immediately!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
But they searched and found only a single sample sachet with an intact tamper seal. There was sufficient lube there to prevent burning for only one night, but a miracle occurred and the sachet lasted for eight nights.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
...have I crossed a line? I feel like I've crossed a line.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Gettin some real Hannukah vibes from that

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Festival of fleshlights

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Tomfoolery posted:

Festival of fleshlights

grrm's latest novel

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They can be hard to start in cold weather.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
shift happens

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


It doesn't normally look like that.

I swear.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


It was in the motor pool!!!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Paper Tiger posted:

It was in the motor pool!!!

:lmao:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Paper Tiger posted:

It was in the motor pool!!!

:golfclap:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Accidentally burnt down my house by leaving my weird dick vase in a sunny spot.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Paper Tiger posted:

It was in the motor pool!!!

:jerry:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

i have an extremely funny response to this but it contains a transmission-related pun that's also a slur for trans women (of which i am one).

i would post it but i'm afraid some unfunny goober would report it and get me probed.

sad.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is what transphobes want you to believe that penile inversion vaginoplasty is like.

P.S.: Many men are unable to find fifth gear.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

jesus christ, fine, I'll go on a goddamn diet.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Turtles only do this when they're very distressed

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Winter is cumming....

Yep, Winter is here.

Redezga
Dec 14, 2006

An old sharehouse I lived in had a whole garden filled with these.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Redezga posted:

An old sharehouse I lived in had a whole garden filled with these.


I believe there's at least one website with a similar premise.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Please do not gently caress the warp core

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Splicer posted:

Please do not gently caress the warp core

No

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Cherenkovhaus

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Arivia posted:

i have an extremely funny response to this but it contains a transmission-related pun that's also a slur for trans women (of which i am one).

i would post it but i'm afraid some unfunny goober would report it and get me probed.

sad.

Fwiw lately I've been tending to see increased use of just "trans" as the short word for transmission.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Phy posted:

Fwiw lately I've been tending to see increased use of just "trans" as the short word for transmission.

Yeah, but the joke doesn't work without the vulgar double meaning. (I did take the picture to a bunch of my trans woman friends and got approval there, it's quite good, but poo poo here can be fraught if people don't get jokes.)

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007


That's got nothing on this hotel bar in Charleston

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Arivia posted:

Yeah, but the joke doesn't work without the vulgar double meaning. (I did take the picture to a bunch of my trans woman friends and got approval there, it's quite good, but poo poo here can be fraught if people don't get jokes.)

Tell the joke or don't, just quit hemming and hawing about it

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

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