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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

nesamdoom posted:

I was gonna make a joke, but it actually was him. That's a little crazy, but also I want a Walken cooking show now that I think of it being a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mWtlkRqhU

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No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Remember when he helped cover up a murder? Such good times.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:41

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

No. 6 posted:

Remember when he helped cover up a murder? Such good times.

At this point, I just do a quick search everytime a goon says things like this because I am usually proven wrong. This time, I came up with nothing. Is this another "Brad Pitt can't read / sharks are smooth" goon meme?

# ? Nov 27, 2023 02:00

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

null_pointer posted:

At this point, I just do a quick search everytime a goon says things like this because I am usually proven wrong. This time, I came up with nothing. Is this another "Brad Pitt can't read / sharks are smooth" goon meme?

I'm surprised you could do a search and not immediately come up with the death of Natalie Wood.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 02:04

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

null_pointer posted:

At this point, I just do a quick search everytime a goon says things like this because I am usually proven wrong. This time, I came up with nothing. Is this another "Brad Pitt can't read / sharks are smooth" goon meme?

Look up Natlie Wood

# ? Nov 27, 2023 02:10

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Christ. Some Walken superfan must have scrubbed that from the wiki. I need to be more scrupulous.

Edit: Ha ha ha holy Christ :stare:

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# ? Nov 27, 2023 02:46

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

whoa wtf

# ? Nov 27, 2023 02:52

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Natalie Woods death is my mom's own personal 9/11. She can't even hear a Walken impression without bringing it up.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:07

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Honj Steak posted:

Behold, the prime minister of Bavaria�s meal:

Oh thank god someone said those were potatoes, because they looked very yellow, and the way they were cut I could only see pineapple chunks.

I think this could be done a bit better, but is otherwise OK. Boiled potatoes could maybe be crisped up in the pan instead, like hash browns, and then topped with creamed spinach and fried eggs sound pretty good.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:01

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Potatoes with spinach and fried eggs is a pretty standard rustic / old fashioned meal, yeah.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:16

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

You know what's a good addition to the home fries + eggs + bacon style breakfast, quarter some Brussels sprouts and cook those in the dry pan first, get a good char on the cut sides. Mix them into the potatoes at the end.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Grand Fromage posted:

You know what's a good addition to the home fries + eggs + bacon style breakfast, quarter some Brussels sprouts and cook those in the dry pan first, get a good char on the cut sides. Mix them into the potatoes at the end.

That sounds really good. Brussel sprouts are high tier vegetables in the "turns out they're actually tasty if you cook them right instead of steaming them to death" arena.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:50

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

You know what's a good addition to the home fries + eggs + bacon style breakfast, quarter some Brussels sprouts and cook those in the dry pan first, get a good char on the cut sides. Mix them into the potatoes at the end.

cook them in the bacon grease

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:51

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Lib and let die posted:

cook them in the bacon grease

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:51

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Captain Hygiene posted:

That sounds really good. Brussel sprouts are high tier vegetables in the "turns out they're actually tasty if you cook them right instead of steaming them to death" arena.

Kinda? New cultivars developed in the 1990s lack the bitter compounds of older cultivars. So kids hating brussels sprouts before then wasn't totally on their mom's being bad cooks. No matter how you cooked them the old ones would be bitter, and kids hate bitter flavours. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_sprout#Contemporary_Brussels_sprouts

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:20

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Brussels sprouts aren't real. A giant staff of little cabbages that they engineered to turn the fart smell and bitter after taste into sugar? I'm supposed to believe these aren't assembled in a factory?

This is clearly an AI generated image of a palm tree and a cabbage combined. Brussels sprouts were invented in 1999 as the fore bearer to our cyberpunk future.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:26

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

I wonder if there are weirdos out there treasuring their farty "heirloom" brussels sprouts. There must be, right? loving gardeners.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:30

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

The diversity of the brassica species in general and how we cultivated the gently caress out of it into wildly diverse cultivars never ceases to amaze me

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:44

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I made a new vegetable

Real vegetable or brassica oleracea again?

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:48

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

OwlFancier posted:

I made a new vegetable

Real vegetable or brassica oleracea again?

Rofl that came up in the foraging thread recently too. Someone was wanting to identify a field crop and we were arguing cauliflower/cabbage/canola etc. Can't really tell the difference until it gets to a certain age.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:53

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wonder if there are weirdos out there treasuring their farty "heirloom" brussels sprouts. There must be, right? loving gardeners.

Probably if that was the order of operations. But the sprout revolution is more like commercial cultivars were bred for productivity which accidentally bred for bitterness. So they took the productive cultivars and crossbred them with heirloom cultivars that had known low bitterness to get commercially productive plants that weren't bitter.

The fartyness is maybe a little more contentious. The sweeter you can make your cabbage the less fartty. But there's maybe a limit to how sweet you want to get it and I'm sure there are people trying to get a much more cabbagey vibe from their sprouts and do so through forgotten heirlooms.

E. This is greatly signifying everything about brassicas and probably becoming inaccurate in its generality. The infinite mysteries of the cabbage will occupy humanity until it's demise.

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# ? Nov 27, 2023 19:08

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

zedprime posted:

Probably if that was the order of operations. But the sprout revolution is more like commercial cultivars were bred for productivity which accidentally bred for bitterness. So they took the productive cultivars and crossbred them with heirloom cultivars that had known low bitterness to get commercially productive plants that weren't bitter.

The fartyness is maybe a little more contentious. The sweeter you can make your cabbage the less fartty. But there's maybe a limit to how sweet you want to get it and I'm sure there are people trying to get a much more cabbagey vibe from their sprouts and do so through forgotten heirlooms.

E. This is greatly signifying everything about brassicas and probably becoming inaccurate in its generality. The infinite mysteries of the cabbage will occupy humanity until it's demise.

Yeah, that makes sense. People didn't start by cultivating horrible bitter brussels sprouts. Not when cabbage and broccoli etc. were right there and grow in the same climates. Then when they became horrible people kept eating them because that's just how food is now.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 19:22