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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I used to have a keurig and ended up getting rid of it due to a combination of rising prices and feeling bad about the plastic waste. It did make decent coffee on demand though

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

dumb bitch

Idia
Apr 26, 2010



Fun Shoe
A friend introduced me to a mocapot and I haven't looked back since.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Cuttlefush posted:

best coffees are the thick coffees. by that i mean either brewed right into some condensed milk (e.g. vietnamese) or with really fine grounds in them (turkish/greek)

1:1 ratio condensed milk and egg yolks whipped til stiff ( :q: ) floated on top of a strong cup of phin coffee w/ fresh chicory grated on top :discourse:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I bet that exotic animal poo poo coffee sucks and folgers is more enjoyable

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I hand squeeze my coffee

woke operator
Nov 17, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nix Panicus posted:

I used to have a keurig and ended up getting rid of it due to a combination of rising prices and feeling bad about the plastic waste. It did make decent coffee on demand though

you threw it away because they stopped advertising on hannity

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

I love the smell of ground coffee beans.

The smell of coffee being made and the taste of it, not so much.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i drink green tea over ice the morning. ice coffee around 2. hot coffee around 5. french press.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

woke operator posted:

you threw it away because they stopped advertising on hannity

they became woke op. woke when they tried to silence the free speech of pateiot senator roy moore!!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Mr. Sharps posted:

1:1 ratio condensed milk and egg yolks whipped til stiff ( :q: ) floated on top of a strong cup of phin coffee w/ fresh chicory grated on top :discourse:

thats a stew

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


percolate...

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Percolate 🤢🤢🤢 poo poo comes out burned no matter what

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

lumpentroll posted:

do moka pots work ok

theyre fine, just take it off the stove when it starts to stutter and run it under water to stop the brewing

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Percolate 🤢🤢🤢 poo poo comes out burned no matter what

stfu gbs guy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

AnimeIsTrash posted:

stfu gbs guy

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

woke operator posted:

you threw it away because they stopped advertising on hannity

I support freedom of speech

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007


omino ftmfw

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I tried Sanka once. Did you know that Sankas is an anagram of Kansas? That's also how it tasted.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Buttchocks posted:

I tried Sanka once. Did you know that Sankas is an anagram of Kansas? That's also how it tasted.

flat and full of depressing small towns?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Buttchocks posted:

I tried Sanka once. Did you know that Sankas is an anagram of Kansas? That's also how it tasted.

Get Cafe Bustelo. Its very good for instant coffee

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Thinking about thos (funny misspelling of a commonly used word) coffee beans

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

I switched to decaf :smith:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

covfefe

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Coffee sucks drink tea

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
whoever thinks theyve made the least practical coffee, i have you topped



(i actually dont use the vacpot for coffee usually, i drink espresso)

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

eSports Chaebol posted:

whoever thinks theyve made the least practical coffee, i have you topped



(i actually dont use the vacpot for coffee usually, i drink espresso)

building a cold drip rig like one of these

has been on my project backlog for a while now. a cafe I used to go to had a 6ft one that took all night to produce an okay thing of coffee but its fun to look at and probably build too

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
this all seems like an idolatry of the method rather than a morally correct appreciation of the Bean

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
if you view a vacpot as maximum science instead of maximum goofiness (since the actual maximum goofiness is a balance siphon) then the best way to make cold brew is under pressure in a whipping siphon. it only takes a few hours instead of overnight

i actually use a whipping siphon to pressure-infuse rum with coffee about once a month (the Cafe Touba recipe from Liquid Intelligence)

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

the apex of any hobby is having something to endlessly tinker with that doesn't really matter and you barely use. coffee offers this in spades

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
building a rube goldberg machine to extract caffeine from child slaves ftw

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

eSports Chaebol posted:

if you view a vacpot as maximum science instead of maximum goofiness (since the actual maximum goofiness is a balance siphon) then the best way to make cold brew is under pressure in a whipping siphon. it only takes a few hours instead of overnight

i actually use a whipping siphon to pressure-infuse rum with coffee about once a month (the Cafe Touba recipe from Liquid Intelligence)

sounds like aids

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

building a rube goldberg machine to extract caffeine from child slaves ftw

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Ohtori Akio posted:

sounds like aids

you strain it then milk wash it then mix it with sugar syrup with grains of selim (aka djaar (aka moor pepper (aka negro pepper)))

Meursault Horny
Sep 9, 2003

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

building a rube goldberg machine to extract caffeine from child slaves ftw

Not extracting the caffeine would be disrespectful to the child slaves

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

building a rube goldberg machine to extract caffeine from child slaves ftw

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

i have one of these and it works fine for coldbrew

no idea why its so expensive on amazon

https://www.hario-usa.com/products/mizudashi-cold-brew-coffee-pot

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

dudes in the horn ened to stop fighting, coffee prices have gone up -_-

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
that coffee maker facts: its made it impossible to get google results for mizudashi, the way i make soup broth

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