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Empty Sandwich posted:really more of a Goebbels situation Very good.
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Can’t wait to enjoy some FARM2PLATE ScottPilgramEATS Big Cow Lasagna.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:HitlerEATS Ah, a vegetarian restaurant
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LordArgh posted:Ah, a vegetarian restaurant Are bullets vegetarian?
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Empty Sandwich posted:really more of a Goebbels situation "He just Goebbels it up!"
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I should have scrolled down more in the replies I missed this and wow, he truly understands business. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728949123087479198
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Nov 27, 2023 16:51
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Hey Nathen if you hire me I'll do this magical thing called googling for you
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Nov 27, 2023 16:57
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Nathan, in a conference room with his father on why he should get more money, stands before a whiteboard. He writes ______EATS and keeps looking back at his dad who gets angrier and angrier as he writes out names of LICENSABLE PROPERTIES.
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Luxrage posted:Nathan, in a conference room with his father on why he should get more money, stands before a whiteboard. He writes ______EATS and keeps looking back at his dad who gets angrier and angrier as he writes out names of LICENSABLE PROPERTIES. His father averts his eyes and lets out a deep sigh. "Oh geez..."
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CaptainJackSparrowEATS SarumanEATS OptimusPrimeEATS OppenheimerEATS Mozi fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 27, 2023 |
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uhhhhh loving uh WilliamButlerYEATS
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Nov 27, 2023 17:48
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Nathen Mazri's EATSbyDre That might be too clever, maybe he would go with....DrDreEATS
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Dr. Quarex posted:Nathen Mazri's EATSbyDre I like the idea of Nathen setting himself up for puns and then totally whiffing. BeetleBaileyEATS. SesameStreetEATS.
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Mr T.EATS Hmm, no,  brand risk alert
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Strategic Tea posted:Mr T.EATS It would only sell ball based foods.
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RudeDogEATS EdGrimleyEATS SimonWhistlerEATS ElonMuskEATS RossGellerEATS He’s bought domains for hundreds of possible EATS brands, most of which nobody would remember unless prompted, none of which will actually host anything
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ill say if theres any comeback with a new EATS brand ill lose my mind. scottpilgrimEATS is so out of control, anything is possible. nathen mazri is the ideas man of the century.
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flubber nuts posted:ill say if theres any comeback with a new EATS brand ill lose my mind. scottpilgrimEATS is so out of control, anything is possible. nathen mazri is the ideas man of the century. If he posts about it for every a few days I'll be hooting and hollering. Hopefully he watches Clerks next and comes up with a bunch of ideas Kevin Smith already does.
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flubber nuts posted:ThewireEATS
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WaitingForGodotEATS The food never arrives so you save beaucoup dollars on buying ingredients.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:WaitingForGodotEATS SERVER: Do you want a lasagna? CUSTOMER: Is that all there is? SERVER: I might have some pizza. CUSTOMER: Give me a lasagna. (Server rummages in his apron, takes out a pizza and gives it to Customer who takes a bite out of it. Angrily.) It's a pizza! SERVER: Oh pardon! I could have sworn it was a lasagna.
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steinrokkan posted:The EATS family of brands is probably the most versatile concept ever devised in the history of marketing. There's no property or person, real or fictional, dead or alive, that can't be utilized in the scope of the EATS umbrella, and the best thing is, it works equally well in all cases! It's interesting that there were quite a few semi successful restaurants that use newspaper IPs. Most of them are unlicensed knockoffs, and none of them are chains. A town a few miles from where I live has a "Beetle Bailey Burgers". It's nothing amazing, just a mom and pop burger shop with a theme. But they've been around since the 70s. Hardly any theming or silly names. Just a few pictures of Beetle Baily and Sarge on the walls, plus the promise of oversized food. They don't sell merch. They don't constantly tweet. They're not obsessed with their own brand. And while they're probably unlicensed, they've been doing just fine to stay open for so long. The EATS idea is sound. GarfieldEATS was a shoe in. It should have been easy. But he bungled it. Side tangent: ScoobyEATS would have actually been harder to pull off, because the concept of Scooby Snacks is essential. You'd have to design a food that would be edible and appealing to both people and dogs, without adding anything that would harm dogs. Because all it would take is one headline like 'Beloved Family Pet Overdoses on Scooby Snacks' and your sunk. I think someone tired once. Right now, Keebler makes gram cracker snacks that are only for people and a company named 'Snausages' makes dog snacks that probably taste like dog snacks.
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i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips having said that i’m honesty surprised there isn’t a harry potter restaurant chain popular with children under ten and children who are 35
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A "Cartoon All-Stars" Diner if you would. Including that purple addiction ghost that hangs out in the bathroom pushing unidentifiable kid friendly versions of drugs.
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RobocopEATS, where you order some Nuke and Robocop enters and promptly shoots you in the dick. The rest of the menu is baby food.
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mediaphage posted:i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips unfortunately they only do this cool poo poo at theme parks, where everyone is either ten or a thirty-five year old child anyway i want the piranha plant caprese please
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Nikumatic posted:unfortunately they only do this cool poo poo at theme parks, where everyone is either ten or a thirty-five year old child anyway yeah, i've read about those i mean id absolutely go like. once. for the novelty of it. i'll take the spicy sonic onion rings and a butterbeer tia
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Buster Brown survived into the 90s as a shoe company mascot despite being from a comic strip created in 1902. So licensed characters don't always need to be currently popular. It just requires a solid business underneath it.
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I was looking it up and I guess there's a sandwich chain in Canada named "Dagwood's" that's managed to get away with it long enough to open up a handful of locations. Which is really gonna put a dent in DagwoodEATS, Nathen's new idea for a soup bar.
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LvK posted:I was looking it up and I guess there's a sandwich chain in Canada named "Dagwood's" that's managed to get away with it long enough to open up a handful of locations. Which is really gonna put a dent in DagwoodEATS, Nathen's new idea for a soup bar. shockingly popular restaurant concept https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich
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I swear Ive seen an Andy Capp themed pub/restaurant
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mediaphage posted:i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips Someone tried and it closed. Here have a link with some amazing quotes and pictures. https://www.geekwire.com/2023/poof-its-gone-magic-themed-wizard-bar-and-restaurant-in-seattle-closes-after-one-year/
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Duckman2008 posted:Someone tried and it closed. Here have a link with some amazing quotes and pictures. lol yeah sounds like people who didn't know what they were doing which is all too common (thus perfect for this thread) but i can imagine that the difference between an actual harry potter restaurant and the wish.com version is a lot of traffic
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Fail proof plan to make Big Bux: Open a restaurant.
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Escape From Noise posted:Fail proof plan to make Big Bux: Open a restaurant. proven way to make big bux from bigger bux
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