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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

A mass of members

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:44

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:00

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

A scuttle of skin flutes

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:45

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

A charge of the choir carnal

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:45

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

A goddamn drum of dongs

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:46

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

grittyreboot posted:

$43?!? For hot dogs???

86 cents each, that's a bargain!

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:47

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

A trunk of trumpets of lust

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:48

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

A barrel of balls.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:02

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Hippocrass posted:

A barrel of balls.

Oh, no, balls cost extra.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:06

ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

Ein Schrank voller Schw�nze.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:22

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

A boatload of bishops.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:10

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Hippocrass posted:

A boatload of bishops.

Was a method of execution during The Terror in revolutionary France.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:13

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

a noyade of nutsacks.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:16

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

ZixTheYeti posted:

Ein Schrank voller Schwänze.

Ein Schwanzenschrank, könnte man sagen

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:21

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

A firkin of frenulums

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:32

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

A bag of dicks :shrug:

BallerBallerDillz has a new favorite as of 08:30 on Nov 27, 2023

# ? Nov 27, 2023 08:28

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

An order of one eyed snakes

# ? Nov 27, 2023 08:50

skyelevator: Apr 12, 2020

A cornucopia of cocks

# ? Nov 27, 2023 11:17

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

A smorgasbord of horny pork

skyelevator posted:

A cornucopia of peen to poke in ya

# ? Nov 27, 2023 12:53

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

A bendy cock

# ? Nov 27, 2023 13:20

taiyoko: Jan 10, 2008

# ? Nov 27, 2023 13:43

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/EagleFMNam/status/1331951296979546112

# ? Nov 27, 2023 13:45

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

I'm choosing to read that as "Winona Adolf Hitler"

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:13

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/buffys/status/1728860367860998654

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:29

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Idgi

# ? Nov 27, 2023 17:40

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

that is a weird thing to tell someone

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:39

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/bryn_boranga/status/1729214829540552745

# ? Nov 27, 2023 20:21

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

venus de lmao posted:

that is a weird thing to tell someone

I know, but omg, your avatar kinda looks like a bird my cat just killed yesterday (I'm kidding, my cats are indoor, to try and head off that derail)

# ? Nov 27, 2023 20:23

Negostrike: Aug 15, 2015

Your av looks like the mailbox that killed my parents last week

# ? Nov 27, 2023 20:51

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/bryn_boranga/status/1729214829540552745

I did everyone a favor and read the linked article. Dude's a racist, homophobic tool.

quote:

Mr Fox added that he believes Black History Month is “a grift, designed to make black people feel like they’re in some way undervalued in our society” and called the Black Lives Matter movement “extremely divisive”.

Ms Skinner previously highlighted several of Mr Fox’s social media posts, including a June 2022 tweet of four pride flags arranged in the shape of a swastika.

...

However, Mr Fox said he does not have a problem with people of different sexualities, adding: “The streets of London are covered with the pride flag, yet nobody is allowed to criticise it.

“I was making the point that the only other flag in history that society was not allowed to criticise was the Nazi flag.

“I am obviously a major advocate for free speech so do not believe it is right we should live in fear of being cancelled for disagreeing with a flag.”

"I was simply comparing LGBTQ+ people's desire to live openly and without fear to the Nazi repression of dissent, why are you mad at me?"

# ? Nov 27, 2023 20:58

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Famous flag nobody is allowed to criticize: The Nazi flag.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:01

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Hippocrass posted:

Famous flag nobody is allowed to criticize: The Nazi flag.

Hey pal, are you criticizing the Nazi flag? Es ist verboten!

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:02

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

according to all the trucks in my town, it's not ok to criticize the US flag

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:08

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/bryn_boranga/status/1729214829540552745

To be a little clearer, the chinless wonder wasn't actually up for Batman, just a part in a Batman project.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:44

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Will these mini weiners fit into a Mr. Bucket?

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:59

SkeletonHero: Sep 7, 2010

rodbeard posted:

Will these mini weiners fit into a Mr. Bucket?

Mr. Bucket is for balls, not wieners.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:03

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Seaniqua posted:

according to all the trucks in my town, it's not ok to criticize the US flag

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:16

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1729203088857427978?s=20

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:19

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

SkeletonHero posted:

Mr. Bucket is for balls, not wieners.

On the other hand,

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:31

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Trabant posted:

On the other hand,

would

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:33

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:00

Obnoxipus: Apr 4, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1729203088857427978?s=20

I feel this one. My brother recently came home with a huge bag of cat toys from our grandma, which was very generous. But we all know the only "toy" our kitten cares about is her hoard of like 30 plastic bottle caps.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:58

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