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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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gregday
May 23, 2003


lmao that mitt romney

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Ben Nerevarine posted:

reminds me of Jan 6 when he came out holding a Bible and it became clear the man had never held a book before, let alone a Bible

lmao i have many trumps, let me show you them

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ben Nerevarine posted:

reminds me of Jan 6 when he came out holding a Bible and it became clear the man had never held a book before, let alone a Bible

very few ways it could have been weirder than that, maybe if he held it dangling by the spine

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

I wanna know where he found that bible

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

piss guzzler 420 posted:

I wanna know where he found that bible

it’s not a real bible it’s one of those trick safes and it’s filled with British sufafed

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

piss guzzler 420 posted:

I wanna know where he found that bible

i vaguely recall he said it belongs to him but not sure if i heard that or if my brain is generating trump fanfic

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

piss guzzler 420 posted:

I wanna know where he found that bible

it's a bible...

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/wejustnormalmen/status/1729077613208227931?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I would pay good money to watch a cooking show where trump messily ruins burgies and steaks and drowns them in a proprietary ketchup

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Trump! Aha! Trump! Oho!

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLwpwfIzbD4

That poo poo but with an earnest DJT? Pay per view material.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I would pay good money to watch a cooking show where trump messily ruins burgies and steaks and drowns them in a proprietary ketchup

At the end of every episode, he orders subpar fast food. Ending credits are just him eating whoppers and big macs and whatever other boomer trash lives at the expensive fast food joints. I'd love it!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


titty_baby_ posted:

How old is he?

At least 226 days old.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ivanka suggested that he "walk to the church, go inside, say a prayer". Hicks advised him to do more, such as reading from scripture or visiting with faith leaders. Trump reportedly vetoed those ideas, saying he would simply hold up a Bible.[68]

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
trump competes on Iron Chef, calls Chairman "the worst to ever do it, a disgrace"

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Joementum posted:

Ivanka suggested that he "walk to the church, go inside, say a prayer". Hicks advised him to do more, such as reading from scripture or visiting with faith leaders. Trump reportedly vetoed those ideas, saying he would simply hold up a Bible.[68]

he was right

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEuY_15iVc&t=16s

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
is this the general GOP thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2MzGtmaJ0

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Joementum posted:

Ivanka suggested that he "walk to the church, go inside, say a prayer". Hicks advised him to do more, such as reading from scripture or visiting with faith leaders. Trump reportedly vetoed those ideas, saying he would simply hold up a Bible.[68]

:smugdon:

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I would pay good money to watch a cooking show where trump messily ruins burgies and steaks and drowns them in a proprietary ketchup

this is during the judging segment where the contestants present their meticulously prepared meals

only to have trump drown them in ketchup and declare them the worst chefs in history and fire them all

Joementum posted:

Ivanka suggested that he "walk to the church, go inside, say a prayer". Hicks advised him to do more, such as reading from scripture or visiting with faith leaders. Trump reportedly vetoed those ideas, saying he would simply hold up a Bible.[68]

ie. he didn't want to be seen with his reading glasses or have another holy roller lay their greasy mitts on him

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

thanks I hate it

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
turns out you can make a whole comedy movie out of The One Joke

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

it’ll be a great country again in… probably about two weeks

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Louisgod posted:

thanks I hate it

it'd be a fun concept if it started with a bunch of armchair athletes assuming they could beat any female athlete only to get absolutely destroyed, as would certainly happen IRL

lol Ben Shapiro as a ref. he should only come up to their knees.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

VideoKid posted:

it’s not a real bible it’s one of those trick safes and it’s filled with British sufafed

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Durf posted:

it'd be a fun concept if it started with a bunch of armchair athletes assuming they could beat any female athlete only to get absolutely destroyed, as would certainly happen IRL

yeah, it actually was a fun movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1DDuN_eYlg

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

whoa there is a loving wild part of that trailer

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

username/post combo

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

whoa there is a loving wild part of that trailer

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Wow, what electrifying cameos by Ted Cruz and Ben Shapiro!

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice
quick hellworld recap:

-friend of mine works as a social worker at a nursing home. got punched by a resident. youll never guess their former occupation*. management says "deal with it", patients family doesnt want to increase meds.

-same nursing home, friends boyfriend works as a cleaner. got sick with an unspecified unknowable airborne illness, notified management, they said "lol we dont care". had to come in anyway or get fired

-prices rising nonstop

-i have bad credit due to a series of fuckups when i was younger, so its somehow...almost...a good thing??? that i cant get credit anywhere. can't get myself into trouble with "basic necessities"? idk cope cope cope. i made the mistake of admitting to some boomers at work that i have bad credit and they looked at me like id poo poo on the floor

-dollar stores are even bigger scams than they used to be

-i feel like im going crazy reading the news and talking to boomers (sorry to the boomers here, but every single non-struggling person i know is a boomer and super smug about it). i literally cant do anything right: cant save or fix credit, cant have a kid, cant buy a house, cant buy a car, cant change careers properly or fast enough, cant get the healthcare i need, cant retrain without spending tons of money. all i hear about is how great everyone is doing, and every time ive admitted to an older person that im struggling, they look down on me and dismiss me.

*pig for the public schools

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

tenderjerk posted:

i vaguely recall he said it belongs to him but not sure if i heard that or if my brain is generating trump fanfic

when asked, "is that your bible?" by the assembled press, TRUMP responded, "It's a bible".

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Sherbert Hoover posted:

whoa there is a loving wild part of that trailer

even Walter Matthau was outraged when she mentioned The Pill

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Scapulor posted:

when asked, "is that your bible?" by the assembled press, TRUMP responded, "It's a bible".

the people were astonished by his doctrine

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Durf posted:

this is during the judging segment where the contestants present their meticulously prepared meals

only to have trump drown them in ketchup and declare them the worst chefs in history and fire them all

*bonk*

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
Would like to get a hold of that Bible for use in spells and incantations

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
I'm gonna say it

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Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
"toop"

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