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It definitely came out at some point because the doctor said "No, I never said it was the worse case of MRSA I had ever seen." and of course it's impossible to diagnose MRSA by eyeballing a boil. And if he had MRSA for months he would either be dead or his entire rear end rotted off.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:It definitely came out at some point because the doctor said "No, I never said it was the worse case of MRSA I had ever seen." and of course it's impossible to diagnose MRSA by eyeballing a boil. And if he had MRSA for months he would either be dead or his entire rear end rotted off. Yeah, it came out during the doctor's testimony at trial. IIRC, he said the above, as well as disputing Punk's claims that pus shot all over the walls and that Punk was gritting his teeth and grimacing in pain. I believe he even pointed out that he saw similar cases all the time, and that it was a fairly routine procedure that he did in his office on a regular basis. Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Nov 26, 2023 |
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Nov 26, 2023 21:01
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CM Punk? More like CM Nope.
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Us wrestling fans are an odd bunch but CM Punk fans are a whole other level of mentally unwell
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Look in me eyes? What do you see? Paying off my legal fees
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Gavok posted:Annnnnnd Punk came crawling back to WWE. I guess we know who's getting fed to Reigns next April.
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Just sharing this because it popped up in my feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jvpI7aTayA And people wonder why I would cast Nicolas Cage as Vince in a series about the Monday Night Wars.
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Wrestling is the best. Even when its the worst.
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Grendels Dad posted:lol legit pissed nothing, I posted this in another thread about this because it looks about as legit
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Cm SUCKS lol gottem Edit: taking this as an opportunity to crosspost my favorite on-going CM Punk discussion thread, bump every time you remember satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts BodyMassageMachine fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Nov 27, 2023 |
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David D. Davidson posted:Just sharing this because it popped up in my feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU "He is the uh, lets see, he has many names. lets try he's the Holy Roller (WHAT?!), The Hipster from Heaven (WHAT?!), he's uh, The Man Upstairs (WHAT?!). From the Kingdom of Heaven, please welcome... GOD!" then asking the Ref to check him out before declaring he wants a No Holds Barred match against God
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I don't watch this bullshit but apparently Punk's promo on Raw tonight was poo poo. c/d?
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:I don't watch this bullshit but apparently Punk's promo on Raw tonight was poo poo. c/d? You know how a running joke about various WWE wrestlers is them doing promos that are just variations on "I'm just happy to be here"?
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mannerup posted:lmfao at God getting his own titantron entrance with a spotlight Jesus Christ.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You know how a running joke about various WWE wrestlers is them doing promos that are just variations on "I'm just happy to be here"? I'm glad to hear that he's happy. Here's hoping that means he stays there for a good while. On the occasions when he hasn't injured himself, his tenure will no doubt delight me, in the form of .gifs and video on the internet b/c I find the WWE unwatchable
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SatansOnion posted:I'm glad to hear that he's happy. Here's hoping that means he stays there for a good while. On the occasions when he hasn't injured himself, his tenure will no doubt delight me, in the form of .gifs and video on the internet b/c I find the WWE unwatchable Oh, I forgot to add that it was delivered in a very unenthusiastic, "corporate PG scripted promo" style. It basically felt like an old band going through the motions, playing songs they clearly hate to play but know the audience wants to hear
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You know how a running joke about various WWE wrestlers is them doing promos that are just variations on "I'm just happy to be here"? Punk turning into a more eloquent, grumpier Ricochet tastes like justice
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Punk looked like a guest host that was a big fan as a kid and has basically kept up with WWE by watching Mania and the Rumble every year. Largely lifeless promo. It's funny that for all his complaints about WWE he's walked back in at a time when its even more corporate and plastic. My grand prediction is that you won't get any bad behaviour. You'll get a Punk that's going to wrestle a few times a year and earn his retirement money. Contractual obligations Punk.
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WWE poached Jade Cargill from AEW and quickly decided they didn’t actually want to put her on TV. They grabbed Brian Pillman Jr and decided the best move was to change his name but still have him constantly reference his dad. And now they hired the recently fired CM Punk and have to keep him on such a short leash to avoid conflict that they may as well have not even bothered. Can’t wait to see Brock Anderson renamed to Judas Biscotti and given a hacker gimmick.
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Tenchrono posted:Jesus Christ. Well, no.
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This makes me wonder, was there ever a wrestler, indie or somewhere, whos gimmick was Jesus? We've seen plenty of disgraced clergy and an amazing victory over the Almighty....
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Wee Bairns posted:This makes me wonder, was there ever a wrestler, indie or somewhere, whos gimmick was Jesus? We've seen plenty of disgraced clergy and an amazing victory over the Almighty.... there was one in the wrestling federation that was a side hustle for a crazy porn peddler
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:there was one in the wrestling federation that was a side hustle for a crazy porn peddler The he slept with the boss’s wife and some guys broke into his house and cut off his thumb
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TheSwizzler posted:The he slept with the boss’s wife and some guys broke into his house and cut off his thumb they were there to kill him but he used wrestling moves on them until they ran away, after cutting the thumb off
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Wee Bairns posted:This makes me wonder, was there ever a wrestler, indie or somewhere, whos gimmick was Jesus? We've seen plenty of disgraced clergy and an amazing victory over the Almighty.... There was that one guy who stabbed Cena and was Carlito’s flunky for a few weeks. Wasn’t very devout though.
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Wee Bairns posted:This makes me wonder, was there ever a wrestler, indie or somewhere, whos gimmick was Jesus? We've seen plenty of disgraced clergy and an amazing victory over the Almighty.... The match against Zandig would have written itself.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Oh, I forgot to add that it was delivered in a very unenthusiastic, "corporate PG scripted promo" style. It basically felt like an old band going through the motions, playing songs they clearly hate to play but know the audience wants to hear we're Rage Against The Machine, and we're here to save you money on your car insurance although there's a chance that WWE have actually figured out that rebel babyface Punk is no longer a going concern and that bizarro corporate Punk is the only actual fresh take left on the gimmick and a larger chance that it'll happen by accident and then WWE will claim that they planned it that way from the beginning
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:I don't watch this bullshit but apparently Punk's promo on Raw tonight was poo poo. c/d?  
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Isn't WWE like, super controlling about negative signs now? If fans manage to bring a lot of those signs into arenas AND they are clearly visible, it might be a hint that they are leaning into the Everybody Hates Punk He Sucks Now thing.
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Wee Bairns posted:This makes me wonder, was there ever a wrestler, indie or somewhere, whos gimmick was Jesus? We've seen plenty of disgraced clergy and an amazing victory over the Almighty.... 
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but he actually was wrestling jesus who else could have brought it to north korea
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It says a lot about a guy when going full-on Jesus isn't even the most ostentatious things he's done.
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inoki had vince beat in craziness but he's not as mainstream as vince so he's not ingrained in the zeitgeist like vince and his madness is
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