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Hotmail guy immediately wrote back. Is there even a hotmail phone app? Must have FWDing setup. He's turning that bad impression around as he clearly leans into automation.
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Lockback posted:I'm happy to call him whichever he prefers but I don't know which one it is since he switches between them in LinkedIn/resume/his website/the application. It's not clear which is the preferred name, I don't care about the reason. But unlike Henry (Hank) or something there's not an obvious direction. Just put the whole thing into the mail template and let the computer sort it out. I'm sure it'll be fine. quote:"Hi there, [%ArgumentOutOfRangeException - '(' Not found in NameAllowedCharacters],
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Lockback posted:Hotmail guy immediately wrote back. Is there even a hotmail phone app? Must have FWDing setup. He's turning that bad impression around as he clearly leans into automation. Turns out he’s automated the reply and you’re corresponding with chatGPT right now
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Nov 28, 2023 17:57
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Lockback posted:Hotmail guy immediately wrote back. Is there even a hotmail phone app? Must have FWDing setup. He's turning that bad impression around as he clearly leans into automation. It's just one of Microsoft's many addresses. You log into outlook with it.
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priznat posted:Turns out he’s automated the reply and you’re corresponding with chatGPT right now He's underselling himself then.
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priznat posted:Turns out he’s automated the reply and you’re corresponding with chatGPT right now Honestly? Green flag for a technical position. quote:"Hi there, [%ArgumentOutOfRangeException - '(' Not found in NameAllowedCharacters], "Hi Volmarias, I was looking at your resume and impressed by your skills, which is why I think you're a perfect fit for <wildly inappropriate position>, let me tell you about blah blah blah blah" Having a big name on your resume is a blessing and a course. Volmarias fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Nov 28, 2023 |
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Nov 28, 2023 18:03
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Yeah that’d be pretty impressive. Bonus points if you can rig up something to do a convincing zoom video interview splicing together appropriate video clips
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Nov 28, 2023 18:04
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priznat posted:Yeah that’d be pretty impressive. Instant hire if their ChatGPT based video interview attempts to jail break you by telling about how they used to listen to Grandma telling stories about working in HR, and you'd love to hear a story about how to short circuit the process
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Nov 28, 2023 18:07
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Just ChatGPTs speaking at auctioneer speeds at each other to push out as many keywords as possible.
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Nov 28, 2023 18:09
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I'm at the mothership for the next 3 days for my quarterly "we want remote employees to feel included" trip. Currently, I'm the only person on my team in the office because the office is like 50% under construction and obnoxious to deal with. No one told me this was happening. I imagine no one will be here all week - except maybe my manager for our in-person 1:1 tomorrow. We also have an off-site holiday lunch on Thurs that I'm sure everyone will show up to, but not to the office. Tempted to work out of my hotel room instead. Good-Natured Filth fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 28, 2023 |
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Nov 28, 2023 18:34
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Good-Natured Filth posted:I'm at the mothership for the next 3 days for my quarterly "we want remote employees to feel included" trip. Currently, I'm the only person on my team in the office because the office is like 50% under construction and obnoxious to deal with. No one told me this was happening. I imagine no one will be here all week - except maybe my manager for our in-person 1:1 tomorrow. We also have an off-site holiday lunch on Thurs that I'm sure everyone will show up to, but not to the office. But are the snacks as good in your hotel room
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Nov 28, 2023 19:11
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Awkward Davies posted:But are the snacks as good in your hotel room I wish my office had snacks still. They got rid of those and company-provided coffee earlier this year and people were in an uproar. The coffee came back, but the snacks did not. Lots of penny wise, pound foolish choices going on here. Case in point: getting rid of office snacks, but continuing to fly me and several others halfway across the country quarterly to mostly do the exact same thing we do at home (Teams meetings).
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Email/Calendar chat: have ya'll not heard of/experienced Clockwise yet? Some people love it, I loving hated it https://www.getclockwise.com/ Omne fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Nov 28, 2023 |
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Unless Microsoft buys them there's no chance my work will hear about it
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Lockback posted:Just ChatGPTs speaking at auctioneer speeds at each other to push out as many keywords as possible. This is the dystopian cyberpunk future we deserve.
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Nov 29, 2023 00:53
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Systems were down all of today so everyone had an unexpected day off. I can’t wait to hear what the gently caress happened. Not only corporate was down, the retail arm was too.
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remigious posted:Systems were down all of today so everyone had an unexpected day off. I can’t wait to hear what the gently caress happened. Not only corporate was down, the retail arm was too. Crypto'd
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Jenkl posted:Unless Microsoft buys them there's no chance my work will hear about it It's hard enough to even be allowed to use Miro or Jira anymore since the Corp IT can point to the lovely MS version that's included in E3 for free.
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Jenkl posted:Unless Microsoft buys them there's no chance my work will hear about it
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Nov 29, 2023 06:40
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It's funny, at my last job the push was on to get rid of okta to go all ms authenticator and now at my new job the reverse is happening.. Why?!?
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Nov 29, 2023 06:44
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Sundae posted:
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priznat posted:It's funny, at my last job the push was on to get rid of okta to go all ms authenticator and now at my new job the reverse is happening.. Why?!? In both cases, somebody was getting paid to transition
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Nov 29, 2023 08:48
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Starting week 3 of my new job. Still haven’t gotten my laptop and haven’t been given much to do. I’m content just coasting for a bit
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God I wish that were me. You’re not gonna get it until everyone leaves for the holidays, so it’s going to be two months of nothing
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Nov 29, 2023 19:56
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All-hands meeting for my division. First one of significance with the new leader. One guy asks a question that starts with "First, do you ever sleep? We're all impressed by how much you've accomplished in your first [X] months". 
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Nov 29, 2023 20:59
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It's greasy, and in that particular case it's a bit too hamfisted... but if you want promoted that's the kind of stuff you do.
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Nov 29, 2023 21:01
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Animated signatures in e-mails. That does it. I hate the world now.
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Sundae posted:Animated signatures in e-mails. Blingee that poo poo.
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Sundae posted:Animated signatures in e-mails. This was me with Teams avatars. Thankfully my org within a week disabled it.
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Nov 29, 2023 21:48
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Sundae posted:Animated signatures in e-mails. Get that cool animated flame text that was all the rage in the computer classes schools taught in the late 90s/early aughts. Throw in that dancing baby too
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Democratic Pirate posted:Get that cool animated flame text that was all the rage in the computer classes schools taught in the late 90s/early aughts. Microsoft (TM) presents BonziBuddy, Powered by Bing
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Remember that Sheep program that just made cute animated sheep wander your desktop, walk across the top of windows and the taskbar? They should bring that back.
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 I 3D printed an oversized Clippy and proudly have it on display in the background of all my Teams meetings.
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Dango Bango posted:All-hands meeting for my division. First one of significance with the new leader. One guy asks a question that starts with "First, do you ever sleep? We're all impressed by how much you've accomplished in your first [X] months". 
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Fashionably Great posted:
You loving monster
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Fil5000 posted:Remember that Sheep program that just made cute animated sheep wander your desktop, walk across the top of windows and the taskbar? They should bring that back. That fuckin ruled.. Just have that occupying teams screen shares
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Fashionably Great posted:
That is amazing.
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Sundae posted:Animated signatures in e-mails. Seems particularly prevalent for supply chain guys. Little airplanes taking off and landing. Trucks driving across the signature space. I don’t hate it yet it’s kind of fun.
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The only time I don’t like any fancy signature things is when the transparency is messed up and it looks all hosed up on dark mode. Then it becomes a god drat mess.
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:Seems particularly prevalent for supply chain guys. Little airplanes taking off and landing. Trucks driving across the signature space. I don’t hate it yet it’s kind of fun. I'm seeing animated company logos and occasionally embedded ads for products from salespeople in their sigs lately. It hurts me.
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