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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

:dogstare:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

im literally hacker t dog

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



maybe they did idc i ain't eating there again

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

it couldnt have been that bad

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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Buddykins posted:

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

the guy who did it went all in on writing adam sandlers netflix movies

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Buddykins posted:

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

was #cancelled for his takes on Israel

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

This is a pretty excellent troll of Don Jr. I guarantee you papa will never touch, look at, or speak to him ever again after this

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

kaleedity posted:

had an insane work trip 10 years ago and the only thing i physically had time to eat for something like 40 days on site was jimmy johns and man that poo poo is cursed

The only good thing about Jimmy John's is that the sandwich is ready before you finish paying for it. Because it only takes like 10 seconds to throw some stale lunchmeat onto some day old bread. Do they even use sauces at Jimmy John's?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Buddykins posted:

it couldnt have been that bad

it's the work that was. mostly the 1 meal a day and ~5 hrs traffic

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



JoeBangles posted:

The only good thing about Jimmy John's is that the sandwich is ready before you finish paying for it. Because it only takes like 10 seconds to throw some stale lunchmeat onto some day old bread. Do they even use sauces at Jimmy John's?

they're like 2/3 mayo

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Buddykins posted:

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

The puppeteer, Jack Smeagol, ran afoul of the patriot act and is serving time

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

kaleedity posted:

they're like 2/3 mayo

Oh yeah, I make them hold that poo poo. No sir, I do not want that poo poo slathered all over that disgusting bread and meat. No thank you!

Are you even a real sandwich artist?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I remember jimmy johns and it was fine. Good hot peppers

Thanks for reading

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

erosion posted:

The puppeteer, Jack Smeagol, ran afoul of the patriot act and is serving time

We hates it, precious

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
trump, the comic insult president

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

holtemon posted:

Are you allowed to give context? If you can't it's alright but I'm just wondering what did "P" really stand for

pimp

one of the craziest things about the trial was government prosecutors asking 20 year old girls what various texting lingo meant. was hard not to laugh at points like "what does 'sus' mean in this message"? also they asked them to define what various sex terms were including "handjob" but not "Greek" which I looked up on my own time even though technically we're not supposed to do that

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
the triumph dog guy made a funny spinoff on comedy central that was immediately canceled much like anything good that materialized on that channel in the early 2000s and he voices like all of the animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQVr6Xt07M

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Business Gorillas posted:

I remember jimmy johns and it was fine. Good hot peppers

Thanks for reading

It sure ain't no Quiznos! I mean, at least Quiznos tried to toast the curses off their foods. Jimmy John's is truly a bacterial dice roll.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Buddykins posted:

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

he got arrested for storming the capitol (actually true)

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

erosion posted:

The puppeteer, Jack Smeagol, ran afoul of the patriot act and is serving time

lol holy poo poo its true

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Meanwhile in Israel:

https://i.imgur.com/xY9Sflr.mp4

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

Buddykins posted:

lol holy poo poo its true

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

the triumph dog guy made a funny spinoff on comedy central that was immediately canceled much like anything good that materialized on that channel in the early 2000s and he voices like all of the animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQVr6Xt07M

what the gently caress

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

was adult swim just the pioneer in humor back then and everyone tried to emulate it

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

kaleedity posted:

they're like 2/3 mayo

look at the menu and they literally have Hellman's™ as an ingredient

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I happen to know half the posters itt have run afoul of the Patriot Act.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
Poster's Privilege > Patriot Act

:smuggo:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

JAMOOOL posted:

pimp

one of the craziest things about the trial was government prosecutors asking 20 year old girls what various texting lingo meant. was hard not to laugh at points like "what does 'sus' mean in this message"? also they asked them to define what various sex terms were including "handjob" but not "Greek" which I looked up on my own time even though technically we're not supposed to do that

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

judge, your honor, im asking the witness to please state for the record what the term "rizz" means and how baby gronk pertains to this trial.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

whatever happened to triumph the insult comic dog

he got arrested trying to sneak into mtg's office

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I simply would not send msgs involving "P"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

witness can you please explain what "invoke p" and "covfefe" means

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

judge, your honor, im asking the witness to please state for the record what the term "rizz" means and how baby gronk pertains to this trial.

the whole internet loves baby gronk, a small child that plays football and wants to gently caress models! *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you that everyone hates baby gronk

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Buddykins posted:

was adult swim just the pioneer in humor back then and everyone tried to emulate it

the boston mooninite scare hosed up US media more than people realize

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
baby tronk

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please let it be known and on the record that the witness has fully explained the term "gang gang so good" and what it pertains to to get the truth for this trial

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Buddykins posted:

judge, your honor, im asking the witness to please state for the record what the term "rizz" means and how baby gronk pertains to this trial.

*uses thumbs to push out suspenders*

objectshun yuh honuhh ahm jest a simple country tik tahkuhh but ahh think well ahll know whut "rizz" means

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