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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


maffew buildings posted:

lol lmao disband the NCF

But who will build the smoke decks?

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piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Chronojam posted:

It's not the worst strategy

Vhat are you sinking about?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Flikken posted:

Didn't you speedrun to E-7?

Nah I was a year ahead of schedule but I failed the test by 1% due to not knowing poo poo about radios. Now I’m on schedule but being a GS11 kinda changed my goals since it hardly matters in the long run.

Getting the radio study material has been a bit of a nightmare and I don’t need that stress in my life.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
radio and the secret clubhouse of really old dumb poo poo that is highly classified

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

If you learn radio stuff you might get to jerk off to, essentially, really, really slow sexting though.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Rubbing one out at something like 80 bits per second

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

orange juche posted:

Rubbing one out at something like 80 bits per second

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RMKS/Naval formatted messages get me steamy

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Imagine being a radioman and setting up an unclass data link in parallel with your SIPR link over a secure satellite agile spot beam just so you can sext with your wife on facebook messenger while on mission. Nobody would ever do that.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

M_Gargantua posted:

Imagine being a radioman and setting up an unclass data link in parallel with your SIPR link over a secure satellite agile spot beam just so you can sext with your wife on facebook messenger while on mission. Nobody would ever do that.

Funny that...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:

Imagine being a radioman and setting up an unclass data link in parallel with your SIPR link over a secure satellite agile spot beam just so you can sext with your wife on facebook messenger while on mission. Nobody would ever do that.

Haha so funny…




PM sent

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Laranzu posted:

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RMKS/Naval formatted messages get me steamy

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
Eb/N0 or Eb/YES-YES-YES?

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Laranzu posted:

SUBJ/TRANSMISSION OF STEAMY BITS//

New thread title.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Laranzu posted:

SUBJ/TRANSMISSION OF STEAMY BITS//

SquirrelyPSU posted:

New thread title.
Definitely not empty quote-quoting.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

New thread title.

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!

Somebody didn't listen to the safety brief about hydroplaning

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cerekk posted:

Somebody didn't listen to the safety brief about hydroplaning

Bring back the Catalina and this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Bring back the Catalina and this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

they have actually looked into that

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a44675006/catalina-seaplane-coming-back-as-modern-aircraft/

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Man, flying boats are so drat cool.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Don't Catalinas have some kind of insane endurance, like 20 hours of flying time?

Seems like a modernized version would be attractive for a lot of applications.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Man, flying boats are so drat cool.

Yes they are.

https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2020/december/give-amphibians-second-look

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2022/09/shinmaywa-and-ussocom-comment-on-the-us-2-seaplane/

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

GD_American posted:

Don't Catalinas have some kind of insane endurance, like 20 hours of flying time?

Seems like a modernized version would be attractive for a lot of applications.

The downside is a cruising speed of like 90kts, so that huge endurance doesn't actually get you all that much range compared to a modern MPRA.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wingnut Ninja posted:

The downside is a cruising speed of like 90kts, so that huge endurance doesn't actually get you all that much range compared to a modern MPRA.

Speaking of that, the public doesn't care for the P-8

https://twitter.com/IntelWalrus/status/1728853590444503485?t=WFgA_-Ma6Jhi8Ry5Kkbc9A&s=19

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

:rubby:

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Well that's a subtle but telling example of how much the general public knows about the military

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
If it doesn't have weapons on it or make big booms its useless

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Its a boring AF plane.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

lightpole posted:

If it doesn't have weapons on it or make big booms its useless

Doesn't it have external pylons for stores?

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

lightpole posted:

If it doesn't have weapons on it or make big booms its useless

It can drop torps on subs and launch harpoons. :shrug:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Flikken posted:

Doesn't it have external pylons for stores?

Options for 11 external hardpoints, plus an internal bay.

I don't know if that counts the special sauce radar they've been mounting to some of them just aft of the nosegear.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Options for 11 external hardpoints, plus an internal bay.

I don't know if that counts the special sauce radar they've been mounting to some of them just aft of the nosegear.

I'm trying to decide if the reaction would be "OMG IT HAD BOMBS ON THE FLYOVER THAT IS SO UNSAFE" if they had practice ordinance hanging.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

MarcusSA posted:

Its a boring AF plane.

nah, says "NAVY" on the side

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I kind of get that Navy didn't understand the assignment. Something that looks and sounds like a passenger jet isn't going to wow the crowd. It'd be like Army showing up in TMP vans wearing PT gear and reflective belts, or Airforce having the SPs show up in golf carts.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Fleetweek, but it's nothing but a bunch of these.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Elviscat posted:

Fleetweek, but it's nothing but a bunch of these.



or those extremely loud barges in pearl harbor that sound like they should be doing 30 kts but do like 2kts with the wind behind them

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

A.o.D. posted:

I kind of get that Navy didn't understand the assignment. Something that looks and sounds like a passenger jet isn't going to wow the crowd. It'd be like Army showing up in TMP vans wearing PT gear and reflective belts, or Airforce having the SPs show up in golf carts.

If you're not excited by a subhunting 737 you don't deserve a flyover.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Grip it and rip it posted:

If you're not excited by a subhunting 737 you don't deserve a flyover.

I don't eat at subway, and don't have much respect for a jet that does.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Grip it and rip it posted:

If you're not excited by a subhunting 737 you don't deserve a flyover.

Seems like kind of a dumb thing, to celebrate something that can't succeed in its primary mission

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
I was hoping one of you sailor goons could help me out. My dad gave me one of his old navy shirts when it stopped fitting him. I could tell he was kinda bummed to part with it, so I thought I might try to find a larger one like it for him for x mas. Anybody know where to find one? It''s Vietnam era. Can I even get one as a civilian? Here's a couple of pics.


Bonus: My mom stitched a heart in the left breast pocket before he shipped out.

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Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!
It's called a "cpo shirt". eBay is your best bet for genuine military issue, otherwise tons of retailers make similarly styled ones as either a wool shirt or shirt-jac. I have one from Schott that has held up well.

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