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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Squizzle posted:

the only “greatly vext by a scholastic experience” dreams i remember ever having: on two separate occasions while taking sanskrit, i dreamt that i had to try to suss out a complex consonant-cluster from a single written figure. there was no time pressure in either dream, it was the sheer difficulty of the task that elevated it to “worth dreaming about” lvls

i created meaning from this paragraph

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlNUAo5YCbA

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Pohl posted:

cat is singing, you got a problem with that?

I'm friend to all animals

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




friend to animals, enemy to chanteuses. shaking and weeping as i confront the impossible, a singing cat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

PDP-1 posted:



keep sniping off your best posters and putting shitbags like hoots in positions of power, i'm sure it will make this dead sub-forum less dead and be good for your legitimate internet business.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

adding a couple of them were def not out best posters

like red Baron . rip that guy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
free emfive

free red baron

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




putting mediocre posters into positions of official responsibility is better because moderation is the process by which you take a poster and replace all of their good feelings about the forums w bad feelings

better to lose an unremarkable white noise goober than a fun poster imo

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
why does everyone have pfc in a bike helmet for avatars

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

free all trump thread political prisoners

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mexi posted:

why does everyone have pfc in a bike helmet for avatars

how else would you protect the prefrontal cortex whilst [while] biking

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
You guys mad?
You guys melting down?
Need to simmer down a bit?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

alo you were very sympathetic with that cat avatar. now though, not so much

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

a.lo posted:

You guys mad?
You guys melting down?
Need to simmer down a bit?

*gently placing a wooden spoon across the CSPAM pot as it boils over*

there, crisis averted.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Animal Friend posted:

wtf is going on in here

People lose their loving minds when they can't post for 6 hours

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




si6er me, scoundrels

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
tie me to a post and sixer me to the leper’s colony, I am ready

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/japantimes/status/1729804114551333161

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

mexi posted:

why does everyone have pfc in a bike helmet for avatars

they've been ranked by fun factor

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Mr President (TRUMP) please pardon our fallen posters

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Salt Fish posted:

I will blow anyone in the trump thread for spicy mustard.

not sure that’s where it cums from

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

whoa heaven let your trump shine down

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

An Apple A Gay posted:

whoa heaven let your trump shine down

dun dun duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
"bing"
dun dun duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh "bong"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


why does that guy have a literal Nazi Germany haircut

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

euphronius posted:

adding a couple of them were def not out best posters

like red Baron . rip that guy

reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Red Baron posted:

reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

:toot:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

why does that guy have a literal Nazi Germany haircut

because hes a literal nazi, bud

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1729549507103228083?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

Blame Pyrrhus
May 6, 2003

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Pillbug

Pohl posted:

lol, it was the neighbors and they just tossed their weird rear end fire alarm outside because it was going BEEP BEEP constantly
my dog is losing his loving poo poo


and I'm like dude I don't want to be knocking on your door at 3am, this is not my ideal night.
and I have batteries if you need some .

just loving unreal.

one of my coworkers had a low battery chirp on his fire alarm for months, and every time on zoom I would hear it and eventually told him him, as he was old and maybe he couldn’t hear it?

nah, he heard it. for months, just lived with it rather than change the battery. my dogs would have been crawling up the wall.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



An Apple A Gay posted:

whoa heaven let your trump shine down


UFOTacoMan posted:

dun dun duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
"bing"
dun dun duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh "bong"


An Apple A Gay posted:

whoa heaven let your trump shine down

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Found a rare trump at work

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Blame Pyrrhus posted:

one of my coworkers had a low battery chirp on his fire alarm for months, and every time on zoom I would hear it and eventually told him him, as he was old and maybe he couldn’t hear it?

nah, he heard it. for months, just lived with it rather than change the battery. my dogs would have been crawling up the wall.

I'd have turned into Dennis Reynolds within an hour

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
sugar free ketchup? gtfo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://twitter.com/brendandagawd/status/1729543490164408760?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Joementum posted:

sugar free ketchup? gtfo

What about no sugar added? Will that make you happy?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

plinkeh...

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


decent attempt at a burger if you are trying to lose weight. missed opportunity to use keto buns to reduce calories by like 200, makes the sugar free ketchup and 93/7 beef pointless. also too much reduced fat cheddar which tastes like rear end vs less regular cheddar for same calories

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

what the hell is sugar-free ketchup

sugar is the primary ingredient in ketchup

without sugar it's not ketchup

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Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Red Baron posted:

reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

Was gonna say, not red barron, too!

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