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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I knew a family who'd named their kids Kyle, Kip, Kim, and Kerry.

i had a friend Jake and his family was Jenna, James, Jessie and Josh

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I knew a family who'd named their kids Kyle, Kip, Kim, and Kerry.

Oh, was the father a big league pitcher?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

zoux posted:

Oh, was the father a big league pitcher?


I knew two brothers who together their first names made the name of a major league pitcher who was famous at the time of their births (a few years apart but he was a quite notable pitcher).

They swore up and down they were not named after that pitcher.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
Y'all, the benefit to giving your kids the same first initial is you only have to label clothes for daycare once.

It was a coincidence that we gave our second kid a name with the same first letter as her sister's, but it has its upsides.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

zoux posted:

Oh, was the father a big league pitcher?


Kacy? Kony was available, smh

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew two brothers who together their first names made the name of a major league pitcher who was famous at the time of their births (a few years apart but he was a quite notable pitcher).

They swore up and down they were not named after that pitcher.

which one was Fingers? the younger one I presume

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew two brothers who together their first names made the name of a major league pitcher who was famous at the time of their births (a few years apart but he was a quite notable pitcher).

They swore up and down they were not named after that pitcher.

I wouldn't want to be named after David Cone either

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew two brothers who together their first names made the name of a major league pitcher who was famous at the time of their births (a few years apart but he was a quite notable pitcher).

They swore up and down they were not named after that pitcher.

You don't have to say, because I understand not wanting to dox children, but I'm guessing those kids were named Nolan and Ryan.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
Nolan Ryan would fit the bill.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I am Hunter. This is my brother, Catfish.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S


It was Johnny and Dickshot right?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Large Testicles posted:



It was Johnny and Dickshot right?

:hai:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I have been informed Pete Rose was actually a baseman and not a pitcher, and "Charlie" and "Hustle" were unfortunately named for worse reasons.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

zoux posted:

I am Hunter. This is my brother, Catfish.

Is your brother *******?

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

Amazing rage bait here, a conservative pretending that only conservatives are punished for stating their beliefs when every time I've seen it happen it's been very much leftists getting fired for the U-word.

Uree Ualestine?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew two brothers who together their first names made the name of a major league pitcher who was famous at the time of their births (a few years apart but he was a quite notable pitcher).

They swore up and down they were not named after that pitcher.
I Don't and Know?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Bobson and Dugnutt

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Son of Rodney posted:

Bobson and Dugnutt

Well it sounds weird like that but they shorten to a perfectly normal Son and Nutt

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Tommy John could actually be accidental.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Actuadental

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Please stop trying to guess my friend Sabathia and his brother’s names

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Grassy Knowles posted:

Please stop trying to guess my friend Sabathia and his brother’s names

It's Albert and Pujols isnt it?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bobson and Dugnutt

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1729990160694317100?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ

Receivership Twitter looms

https://twitter.com/tedstew/status/1729991906531189147?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ

I will be DEAD and you will regret how you treated me

zoux has a new favorite as of 23:46 on Nov 29, 2023

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
:letsgo:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/AnnaMariaDP/status/1729918311532531762?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


The loss of what Twitter could have been is tragic. Elon burning it down and him along with it with no apparent self reflection at all is disgustingly funny though.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1729995128104763903

This dude is not doing well, physically

His face is literally stretched on his bones

Love how he thinks "not wanting to be associated with nazis and other hate groups" is blackmail lol

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


You have to give me money! It’s not fair! :qq:

These loving free market dweebs always go crying somewhere the second the market tells them to pound sand

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1729995128104763903

This dude is not doing well, physically

His face is literally stretched on his bones

Love how he thinks "not wanting to be associated with nazis and other hate groups" is blackmail lol

yakked to the goddamn gills lol

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Okay but what is the loving U-word?!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
For me it's "uvula."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

syntaxfunction posted:

Okay but what is the loving U-word?!

U kno wat

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


syntaxfunction posted:

Okay but what is the loving U-word?!

U-r mom boom gottem

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




syntaxfunction posted:

Okay but what is the loving U-word?!

Union.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Inceltown posted:

The loss of what Twitter could have been is tragic. Elon burning it down and him along with it with no apparent self reflection at all is disgustingly funny though.
Best $44 billion I never spent.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

zedprime posted:

Best $44 billion I never spent.

Think of how many accounts he could have gotten permabanned and still had goldbelly money.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/junkbondanalyst/status/1729990784592548349?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

You see, he is a great genius who will be proven right in the end, who nearly everyone thinks is very smart, and it's only a small number of pathetic doubters who will be troubled by his "go gently caress yourself" and pull their advertising. Just a profoundly smart guy, with unshakeable confidence in himself. Clearly anyone who isn't as confident in him must be wrong, if not evil.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If you haven’t watched the video, it’s even worse than you think. He calls out Bob Iger by name and then says GFY, Disneys never gonna drop another cent on Twitter ads

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