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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1730021506057433186
:crossarms:

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
hello my fellow Musk Observers

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
National polling now shows that teenagers think drugs are 40% less cool as of today’s interview.

DARE is testing replacing all of its previous lesson-based content with just repeatedly showing kids the video of Elon’s interview, occasionally zooming into his face by 25x. Early tests show 100% success rate at convincing teens to never do drugs.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like how just like the jokes about hitler killing the guy that killed hitler, musk is going to kill the website that platforms regressives.

also there's a post in the Donnie lol thread, where some regressive makes up a crazy scenario of if 5 000 000 people just shout the n-word they cant fire you??

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day

Holy poo poo this is how I found out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day

:aaaaa: it really does all happen here in X, the everything thread

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day
OH HELL YEAH THANK YOU

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day

Wait, poo poo, really?

*checks news*

Well hot drat. Gonna go grab me a beer and some ice cream.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day
:eyepop: holy poo poo this should be a public holiday

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
I can’t believe that advertisers would kill Kissinger

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
lol what?? lol what a day

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

Murdstone posted:

it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

Is it?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Murdstone posted:

Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

I have a low cringe threshold and don’t like watching when people are making asses of themselves but for some reason I can’t get enough of Elon doing it lol

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://vxtwitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1730032921925337410

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
It really was a race to see what would die first, Kissinger or X.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Murdstone posted:

Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

it's what seperates a fanatic Muskovite from the impartial Musk Observer

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Mons Hubris posted:

Holy poo poo this is how I found out

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Well no, but to a sane person this interview is not a good look.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Mons Hubris posted:

Holy poo poo this is how I found out

Same, what a great day. First Elon melts down and then Satan takes his due.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Krispy Wafer posted:

It really was a race to see what would die first, Kissinger or X.

different race, but the current regressive congress speaker might also get < one year term. < than one kevin, and < than one british cabbage. (but still not beating a Scaramouche)

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
Serves him right for outliving Bob Barker.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



morningdrew posted:



you may not like it but this is the ideal alpha male



Midlifecrisis.jpg

Why is he dressed like Divorced Dad Terry Bogard?

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007


Allegedly a family member of a hamas hostage gave them to him.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Murdstone posted:

Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

They don’t have any choice. To begin questioning their god-king would mean starting to chip away at the thin barrier protecting them from reality.

To even think “Hey maybe saying GFY to the advertisers who make the world go around wasn’t such a great move?!” would force them to start doubting.

Their entire reality and worldview is built around the idea that Elon is a genius free speech warrior who never errs, and if they start to lose faith in that, the entire fantasy comes crumbling down.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


if they can handwave him platforming anti-semites they can easily cheer on his pathetic attempts at trying to become trump 2.0

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Murdstone posted:

Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it.

They have no idea how the real world works. People like Ant Boy still think they're in high school and shouting "go gently caress yourself!" is peak badassery.

Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Further Reading posted:

Allegedly a family member of a hamas hostage gave them to him.

Lmao bet they're loving ecstatic he's wearing them as a fashion accessory now.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


kazil posted:

lmao and Kissinger died, what a great day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



TELL THAT TO EARTH!

Holy poo poo this man is 11

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
rest in pissinger bitch

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Kissinger is going to overshadow the fake cybertruck launch and Elon is gonna snort a gram and a half of ketamine about it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Kissinger dying today is probably the luckiest thing that could have happened to him.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Can’t wait for Elon to try to make his own Disney.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Circumstantial and :tinfoil:, etc, but I'm now more certain than ever after that whole livestream that there's a daily memo in Elon's staff that just reads "DO NOT LET HIM HAVE A GUN".

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Myron Baloney posted:

Ahaha he's so high on his own supply: "Yeah, tell it to Earth" lmao

It's like he really thinks he's Tony Stark fighting the Woke Skrull Secret Invasion or something

Just utterly delusional

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

MrQwerty posted:

Kissinger is going to overshadow the fake cybertruck launch and Elon is gonna snort a gram and a half of ketamine about it

poor Kissinger died before he could own a Cybertruck

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Profanity posted:

Lmao bet they're loving ecstatic he's wearing them as a fashion accessory now.

I'm sure the fascists there are fine with the fascist here wearing them, especially now that he's on team Palestinian genocide

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Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

ben shapino posted:

rest in pissinger bitch

Hail satan

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