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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
cubical we keep getting put up against each other

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

How many sawbucks does Doobie need to open the Dog House?

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Starsfan posted:

ok so technically we lost, but I think we accomplished our wider mission of making a statement that Twinky and the Bear are going to take over Tuesday night Titan from here on out. Everyone in attendance could see plain as day who the better tag wrestling team in the match was. EPA knew they couldn't survive in that ring if that match went longer so they resorted to that sneak attack pin to steal the match before things got bloody. Can't say I blame them, but they better hope we don't cross paths again.

We were better team comrade! We made them work hard and suffer!


Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i liked the homoerotic moments





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Snooze Cruise posted:

i liked the homoerotic moments

Luxury gay space bear communism for all!


Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Snooze Cruise posted:

i liked the homoerotic moments

So say we all

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
It's the meaning of being a wrestling fan

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Lady Radia posted:

wait. i realized it might be a 3v1 if i say that. nevermind. i take it back. i support the scheduling as it will happen. definitely

Don't give in to his dishonorable booking, he does it because he's scared of the truth and of us united in exposing him.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Lady Radia posted:

swizzler is next

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Snooze Cruise posted:

i wass drunk

snooze promo rules

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

MacheteZombie posted:

Don't give in to his dishonorable booking, he does it because he's scared of the truth and of us united in exposing him.

It hurt me to put Radia into such a tough match, it really did, but I'm glad we were able to work it out and go back to a productive working relationship

I can't say the same for you.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

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tawal
Feb 7, 2012


the evidence just keeps piling up

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Troubling and perhaps even concerning

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

wait... the swizzlehearst???





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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

He advised him to bomb Gene Kiniski's house which led to a lengthy prison sentence

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

he freed the smarks

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Old timey Strong Bad?

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


well there goes our Cambodian audience

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
what the establishment fears most


Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Biding my time to see which side of this fight would benefit me most


MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Lady Radia posted:

what the establishment fears most

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheSwizzler posted:



SAW Kawaii Title Match
Subjunctive(c) vs Megamissen

If I’m going to risk losing the title so soon after capturing it (and the hearts of the fans, gotta figure out how to turn that into merch :10bux:) then I’ll be proud to put on a good fight against Megamissen.

And if I win I will of course be insufferable.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

TheSwizzler posted:



SAW Men's Heavyweight Title Match
2 Out Of 3 Falls Match

That DICK!(c) vs Cavauro!

SAW Women's Title Match

Coward(c) vs baka fwocka fwame

SAW Men's Tag Title Match
Gamers Rise Up vs The Brigade

SAW Women's World Tag Title Match

Winning Team Can Declare A Deathmatch on one losing competitor
MMM(c) vs ADTRW vs Yob Squad

SAW Kawaii Title Match
Subjunctive(c) vs Megamissen

SAW Flamewar Title Match

Table Match
Champion vs Mr.Nice!

SAW PYF Title Match
Metis of the Hallway vs Poll Winner

Ring Of Dishonor Title Match
Pewdiepie(c) vs FilthyImp

SAW Larryweight Title Match
TLC
tawal(c) vs CrescentWrench

MITB Ladder Match
neoaxd vs QOP vs KungFuGrip vs Monathin vs ddinkins vs Beefed Owl vs ilmucche vs CubicalSucrose

King Of SAW Match
Winner Gets the Cape and Crown and a new Decree
King copy vs Stiev Awt vs your friend sk vs Danaru

Queen of SAW Match
Winner Gets the Cape and Crown and a Decree
Roxy vs Queen Cool Aids, MD

Mixed Tag Team Match
Lady Radia and MacheteZombie vs Two Special Guests

No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere
ghosthorse vs Namtab

Hell In A Cell
If Swizz Wins, Harold Goes Back to Normal
If Harold wins, Swizz is dead and cannot return for 1 month

TheSwizzler vs Harold Fjord

Women's Rumble for a shot at the Kawaii Title on the 12/23 Neon

Men's Rumble for a shot at the Flamewar Title next Worldwide

I've missed like 10 pages of this thread but I am pretty sure I have enough Sawbucks to Deathmatch whomever most impairs my success in the MITB Ladder match.

ilmucche posted:

cubical we keep getting put up against each other

Unless it's ilmucche, maybe.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The Fed's Most Dangerous Man

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Tornado Tag
Rock The Vote (Toph Bei Fong and EctoCooler) vs PYF (Tenkaris and Ammat The Ankh)

4-Way Elimination Tag Match
Malice and Gromit vs YobtoberFest vs Prostars (Jeremor and Monathin) vs The Military Industrial Complex (CubicalSucrose and Mr.Nice!)

Queen Cool Aids, MD vs Zoya

One-Fall 6 Man Tag
Rookies vs Veterans
John Charity Spring, Papa Was a Video Toaster and Rags to Liches vs Leadthumb, Major Isoor and mbt

Tornado Tag Match
Rivals Team Up
Subjunctive and Megamissen vs sb hermit and marumaru

6-Man Elimination Tag
Wrestlehut 2000 (neoaxd, Quantum of Phallus and KungFuGrip) vs CSPAM (King copy and Politburo)

Harold Fjord vs Tias

Falls Count Anywhere
Namtab vs Barnold

Flamewar Title
Cage Match

Lpzie(c) vs explosivo

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

it's time

for da main event

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




explosivo posted:

it's time

for da main event

No. This is just a tribute.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i hope all my psp boys win big

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
betting against my own team like im pete rose

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

CubicalSucrose posted:

I've missed like 10 pages of this thread but I am pretty sure I have enough Sawbucks to Deathmatch whomever most impairs my success in the MITB Ladder match.

[b/]##thunderdome CubicalSucrose[/b]

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Monathin posted:

[b/]##thunderdome CubicalSucrose[/b]

Earn enough Sawbucks and you can make that a reality.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Feeling festive for the winter holiday season? Want to make your mark on the SAW Christmas Special? Great!

We're looking for some submissions of Christmas decorations (wreaths, presents, tree ornaments (not the tree itself), snowglobes and the like to use. Get creative and wacky (but worksafe) , rep your subforum or team, just do something stupid if you want

Basic requirements
WORKSAFE (I cannot stress this enough you degenerates)
PNG Format
Transparent backgrounds

You can send it to me via PM and I'll assure its inclusion

Insetik
Mar 30, 2010

MERRY GLIZZMAS
Was wondering what some of the old IZWF group was up to... let's see if they've still got it in them. I have about 25k coin and I learned my lesson from the last title match I bought and botched... so it's burning quite a hole in my pocket.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

CubicalSucrose posted:

Earn enough Sawbucks and you can make that a reality.

the joke is I'm also in the MITB match and am predicting I will end up being your greatest hindrance :ssh:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Insetik posted:

Was wondering what some of the old IZWF group was up to... let's see if they've still got it in them. I have about 25k coin and I learned my lesson from the last title match I bought and botched... so it's burning quite a hole in my pocket.

Nice pair of jordans you got there, insetik. You must be feeling stylish, rolling around on your skateboards and bmx bikes pretending you're an extreme athlete while wearing them. Shame they won't make you a more extreme wrestler.

Give me your shoes or I'll wrestle them off your feet in the ring

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

ilmucche posted:

Nice pair of jordans you got there, insetik. You must be feeling stylish, rolling around on your skateboards and bmx bikes pretending you're an extreme athlete while wearing them. Shame they won't make you a more extreme wrestler.

Give me your shoes or I'll wrestle them off your feet in the ring

Prison rules ITT

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheSwizzler posted:



Tornado Tag Match
Rivals Team Up
Subjunctive and Megamissen vs sb hermit and marumaru

I should be so lucky!

I better not show Megamissen my best moves, just in case

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Barnold may have a fine rear end, an rear end that dont quit, a dynamite dumpy, but I forgot what point I was going to make


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