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Threads will launch in Europe in December Nice timing.
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Further Reading posted:Every time I see this clip get longer it gets even worse. Avertising voycott Earth thinks you’re a moron hth E: the silence when he pauses for the audience to cheer is going to get me through today. Thora fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Murdstone posted:Also this meltdown is disturbing to watch but it’s amazing the Muskovites on Twitter are cheering it. https://x.com/Manhattva/status/1730010494571061494?s=20 Fantasyland MasterSitsu fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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imagine disney parks getting the vegas loop treatment
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Renreeja posted:imagine disney parks getting the vegas loop treatment The Tomorrowland people mover is already better than that
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Peter Zeihan, a popular political commentator, has declared he's not interested in Twitter any more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kwtVbM5o-o He says why perfectly but there are quite a few Musk dick riders in his comments who are pretty upset already which is funny.
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Data Graham posted:Turning a big dial that says BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS U and constantly looking back at the advertisers for approval like a contestant on the price is right Let’s see how Earth feels about that!
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Nov 30, 2023 13:06
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Disneyland except the mascots can say the N word,
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Mouth too heavy to make words I’m floating I’m sinking I’m underwater everything is in slow motion I’m on a stage avvertiser voycott I can’t form words right grooooimes where’s moy ketamine groiiiiiimes averververtizer voyyyyycot. That clip is what I imagine I sound like at the dentist when I’m zonked on nitrous. What a way to fumble through life. E: the musk thread: we are going to document it in great detail Thora fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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It fucks me up how he sounds mostly just Stuttering-American but then will say some word like "wuhld"
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He sounds like he’s had a stroke
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Kissinger dead and Musk admitting Twitter is about to go under? What a thing to wake up to. Good morning.
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Nov 30, 2023 13:16
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I hope Elon had a good nights sleep so he's ready for yet another in long string of launches.
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Nov 30, 2023 13:22
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Watch as a bunch of cybertrucks explode for no reason.
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freemandela posted:lol that's a deep cut Elon is the only one who can navigate the two worlds of industrial automotive & aerospace contracting/manufacturing and the deep net of X
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Nov 30, 2023 13:25
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Hippocrass posted:Watch as a bunch of cybertrucks explode for no reason. Oh there'd be a reason and it's that they gain sentience, understand what they are and choose to end their suffering
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Nov 30, 2023 13:26
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Hippocrass posted:Watch as a bunch of cybertrucks explode for no reason. “Absolutely no reason.” Disables inventory tracking.
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Nov 30, 2023 13:28
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maybeadracula posted:The Tomorrowland people mover is already better than that Autopia covers a wider area
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Nov 30, 2023 13:30
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Captain Hygiene posted:We're sorry, here's what he actually meant, also we're not sorry, and too bad if what he said makes you uncomfortable That Hollywood reporter thing on here sure was correct
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Nov 30, 2023 13:34
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Fat Albert in a can posted:He sounds like he’s had a stroke Nah, its that slight comedown just after the massive snort of whatever hes hoofed minutes before behind stage. Cocaine is one hell of a drug isn't it Elon.
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Nov 30, 2023 13:34
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lol if he cheaps out on his drugs like he does everything else
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Baghdad Yacc is an apt name Every time I see it I think of Christopher Moltisanti saying it Man she really is dead behind the eyes isn't she? Like most corporate PR people can at least fake empathy
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Nov 30, 2023 13:36
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happyhippy posted:Nah, its that slight comedown just after the massive snort of whatever hes hoofed minutes before behind stage. The two are not mutually exclusive He acts/sounds like he’s on a dissociative. Way too low energy for coke.
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SatansOnion posted:he can't go in the ring; he's microwaved dogshit on the mic; and he's a narcissistic shitwit who can't even politick right What if we make him cm punk's manager?
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Nov 30, 2023 13:38
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Platystemon posted:lol if he cheaps out on his drugs like he does everything else tbh it looks like he gets pretty good ketamine to me, but he did a bunch before he had to do something but barely didn't go into a k-hole; and then just kinda yammered about nothing and had no idea what he was talking about for a good, long while
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Nov 30, 2023 13:38
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I wonder if they rolled back the odometers on the trucks they're selling today, they're obviously going to be the test mules they've been using the past few months.
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keep punching joe posted:Disneyland except the mascots can say the N word, Five Nights at Apartheid Clyde's
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This was probably Elon's epoch here: Its been down hill since.
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keep punching joe posted:Disneyland except the mascots can say the N word, The Twitter Twister will be a cool ride though. You enter in massive sinks that you sit in, you spend an hour reviewing printed out code of random people and decide who to fire. Then you spend some time pretending to sleep beside some office desk, then an Elon robot fires you for not working hardcore enough. The last part is a slide of leaving advertisers, while in the back ground white on black crime stats are repeated.
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Nov 30, 2023 13:52
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Sir Tonk posted:I wonder if they rolled back the odometers on the trucks they're selling today, they're obviously going to be the test mules they've been using the past few months. why roll them back, they're giving them to the biggest simps they can find. if elon kicked them in the nuts as he handed over the keys they'd spend the rest of their lives gushing about it to anyone who would listen
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Nov 30, 2023 13:52
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Will they sell them with the duct tape still on all the panel gaps, or just tear it off because you won't care
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Nov 30, 2023 13:54
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my DAD will buy the gamestop and fire you!
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Foo Diddley posted:why roll them back, they're giving them to the biggest simps they can find. if elon kicked them in the nuts as he handed over the keys they'd spend the rest of their lives gushing about it to anyone who would listen Yeah those guys would fight over who's truck has the most miles, maybe musk was driving for some of them!
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Nov 30, 2023 13:57
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lol Elon must be in a really poo poo mood, hasn't tweeted since Tuesday
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Just the mood to be in when you're psyching yourself up for a big gala product launch
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Data Graham posted:Just the mood to be in when you're psyching yourself up for a big gala product launch Mad that he cant sell all his stock before it crashes.
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Data Graham posted:Just the mood to be in when you're psyching yourself up for a big gala product launch that's already turned into just giving 10 of them to employees under weird contracts while still not having a spec sheet or price available at the "commercial launch date"
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MasterSitsu posted:Elon has a Kuato
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kazil posted:lol Elon must be in a really poo poo mood, hasn't tweeted since Tuesday stim crash. he'll probably be back at it today
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