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kazil posted:lol Elon must be in a really poo poo mood, hasn't tweeted since Tuesday Has this been his biggest gap in tweets since he bought twitter?
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Toplowtech posted:The Kuato scene but both the carrier and Kuato have Elon's face. The Kuato was Kissinger, thats why the host is going off the rails
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woo! who out there is getting their new CYBERTRUCK today?? beep beep honk honk!!
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smh if it doesn't play La Cucaracha
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Mozi posted:woo! who out there is getting their new CYBERTRUCK today?? beep beep honk honk!! Oh nooo it was today? I thought it was tomorrow. My pleather trousers with SMEXXY emblazoned on the rear end are still drying 
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im getting a Khybertruck made in afghanistan higher safety rating
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Alan Smithee posted:im getting a Khybertruck I want a '90s hilux with a gun mount in the bed <  >
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drilldo squirt posted:What's with all these people who want Elon to be good because he is rich or something? It seems to me that Elon is the personification an entire worldview, and so he HAS to be good. For a lot of people I think he directly represents a few fundamental beliefs: 1) Rich people deserve to be rich. Capitalism is a just and fair system that rewards people who deserve it. 2) Technological progress will help us overcome any oncoming problems, and we are heading towards Star Trek world (minus the socialism). 3) The future is dependent on the efforts of a few extraordinary individuals. These beliefs have become so strongly associated with this particular individual that he cannot be allowed to fail. If he fails, the belief system is harmed.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:He sounds like he’s had a stroke He sounds like the meth addicts explaining how they just need five bucks because their car broke down but they gotta buy a bus ticket because their sister is in another city, see, and we need to get at least twenty bucks for gas Like I've heard that exact pausing and ramp up quick speaking a thousand times from fiends. Tac Dibar posted:It seems to me that Elon is the personification an entire worldview, and so he HAS to be good. For a lot of people I think he directly represents a few fundamental beliefs: My boomer mother-in-law routinely said "how did this happen, rich people don't make mistakes" after the Oceangate implosion. It's the same for Elon. "he's rich, he must be smart" "he's rich, he must be good" Just insanity.
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It could also be that he just sucks at talking. I mean, the meth too but also that
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Seems like more people in society need to be made familiar with the concept of "failing upward". Like not enough people have been exposed to it (despite nearly all of them recognizing their own idiot bosses as soon as you point it out)
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Data Graham posted:smh if it doesn't play La Cucaracha It'll be fart noises, Elon made it
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Nov 30, 2023 14:34
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Meth heads have better prosody.
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Data Graham posted:Seems like more people in society need to be made familiar with the concept of "failing upward". Like not enough people have been exposed to it (despite nearly all of them recognizing their own idiot bosses as soon as you point it out) Elon managed to find a way to make actual capital fail upward with no cap by posting on the internet MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Every time I see it I think of Christopher Moltisanti saying it Interesting point made in that article about how she is not the sort to listen to anyone advising her that she needs to get out, as her ego and desire for the title obviates such advice. Kinda feels like when - absent hope or control over the trajectory of the Trump administration - people were projecting onto Melania Trump some kind of moral compass, talking about how she might be giving coded signals from the inside, then she comes out wearing that "I Don't Care, Do You?" coat. Lol. Linda will never leave, she is 100% going down with the ship, and glad of it.
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Platystemon posted:“Absolutely no reason.” And it's been at least like 4 years of that, hasn't it? lmao
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Looking into it
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TulliusCicero posted:Every time I see it I think of Christopher Moltisanti saying it “X is enabling an information independence that's uncomfortable for some people.” Is an insane sentence lol
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WeaponX posted:“X is enabling an information independence that's uncomfortable for some people.” Is an insane sentence lol Oh it’s independent of information all right
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teen witch posted:*Oh it’s independent of information -alt right!
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Along with all the ketamine, he's taking all the ozempic right? Which explains the very shrivelled face. Or maybe he just uses formaldehyde as part of his skin care regime.
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Nov 30, 2023 14:59
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information independence must be the new economic anxiety
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Tac Dibar posted:It seems to me that Elon is the personification an entire worldview, and so he HAS to be good. For a lot of people I think he directly represents a few fundamental beliefs: Further thsn that, there’s a particular kind of hustlebro capitalism lover that is enamoured with the idea of “unconventional” and “out of the box thinking” being the true secret method of the CEO. Elon being unhinged plays directly into this.
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Data Graham posted:I can't get over his petulant little tantrum about how "All the woke companies are going to KILL Twitter with their BOYCOTT! It's all THEIR fault! Everybody will see it's THEIR fault! It's not MY fault! I'm a good boy!!" Honestly I saw it more as a brief moment of lucidity in the midst of his bipolar ketamine trip, like; "Oh my god, the advertisers are gonna kill the company when they pull out...  ", before sinking back into his rambling toddler fugue state.
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massive spider posted:Further thsn that, there’s a particular kind of hustlebro capitalism lover that is enamoured with the idea of “unconventional” and “out of the box thinking” being the true secret method of the CEO. Elon being unhinged plays directly into this. i love the idea that "out of the box thinking" for elon is literally, LITERALLY, reinventing the wheel but worse. it's so loving pathetic.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:rambling toddler fugue state Also the name of my 90s technogothindustrial cover band.
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well elon has gently caress you money "elon had to borrow money to buy twitter. most of his net worth isn’t actual money. It’s inflated stocks." well advertisers are all trash, am i right "twitter owes a billion a year in interest. without ad dollars, twitter is pissing money down the drain" well elon remains a stable billionaire genius #winning #bazinga "elon looks like ww2 era dhampir with gout"
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Truly blazing his glory
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space uncle posted:A $100 bill weighs 1 gram, so $100,000 weighs 220 pounds. math checks out
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Slotducks posted:i love the idea that "out of the box thinking" for elon is literally, LITERALLY, reinventing the wheel but worse. I was drawing cars with yoke type wheels when I was fuckin 8 Then I got older and started driving and realized why they are shaped like a circle It's not because everybody in a century of automotive industrial design is just stupid and unimaginative, turns out
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Butterwagon posted:math checks out Whoops that was for $1 bills
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Data Graham posted:I was drawing cars with yoke type wheels when I was fuckin 8 you know what's really fun? when you've got your car on FSD and it's about to kill you and you have to grab the wheel, but it's mid turn so you completely whiff on where the wheel would've been, but because it's a yoke, you're just grabbing air crunch bash smash enjoy your little ding dong as it relieves itself of control approximately 0.00004 seconds prior to impact.
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shyduck posted:free speech is when you have corporate sponsorship
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Toplowtech posted:Free speech is when you can slur the non-elite castes but can't say everyone needs food and a place to live. Tyranny is when other people expect you to be nice
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