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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
muskrats going "lol buy disney" is the same logic as the buttcoiner that wanted to open a movie theater and just pirate play TaleSpin cartoons, or the stock memers that think Gamestop and Bed Bath Beyond will somehow become an everything store / X, Y, Z killers.

like sure.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Yes, Elon should definitely spend billions more so that he can work the same magic on Disney that he did on Twitter. :bravo:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao buy Disney

Yeah okay, surrreeee man

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

-Just walks around the park on K, randomly unplugging poo poo
-Charges $800 but doesn’t serve food in the park
-Turns off most rides, “they’re too woke,” promises 20 new rides by the end of the year
-“You can say whatever you want” and “Disneyland is the new pantheon in the world of debate”
-Adds a rock climbing wall that’s like ten feet high and made from scratch, but with no safety equipment or a fall pad
-“We’re going to bring back REAL princesses” and nobody understands what that means

-"THE CRY LAUGHING EMOTE PARADE STARTS AT 3PM" Actually starts 2 hours later.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Why would you open a theater just for Talespin? Why not DuckTales or Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers or Goof Troop or Quack Pack or Gargoyles as well?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Hardcastlemccormik posted:

-Just walks around the park on K, randomly unplugging poo poo
-Charges $800 but doesn’t serve food in the park
-Turns off most rides, “they’re too woke,” promises 20 new rides by the end of the year
-“You can say whatever you want” and “Disneyland is the new pantheon in the world of debate”
-Adds a rock climbing wall that’s like ten feet high and made from scratch, but with no safety equipment or a fall pad
-“We’re going to bring back REAL princesses” and nobody understands what that means

Makes a new Disney ai that let's you make porn of the characters

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Cthulu Carl posted:

Why would you open a theater just for Talespin? Why not DuckTales or Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers or Goof Troop or Quack Pack or Gargoyles as well?

Talespin all u need

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hardcastlemccormik posted:


-“We’re going to bring back REAL princesses” and nobody understands what that means

Oh I think we all know what that means.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Slotducks posted:

i still can't believe he used the work blackmail to describe advertisers choosing not spending their money on his platform

it's so far off target lmao oh my god he's so dumb.

Maybe it's just me, but I felt he emphasized the word "me?"

"You're gonna blackmail ME with money?"

Like, don't you know I'm Richy Rich vibe.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Makes a new Disney ai that let's you make porn of the characters

See now that would just be smart business. Elon can’t make a good business decision to save his own reputation.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




:effort:


A Cherokee grandfather was teaching his Yaccarino about life.

“I have a fight going on in me,” the old man said.
“It’s taking place between two Elons. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, hair plugs, and ego.”

The grandfather looked at Yaccarino and went on.

“The other is also completely evil, but he's a total dork. Both Elons are fighting to the death. The same fight is going on inside you and every other person, too.”

Yaccarino took a moment to reflect on this. At last, she looked up at the grandfather and asked, “Which Elon will win?”

The old Cherokee gave a simple reply.

“The one you feed ketamine.”

Yaccarino whispered in awe, "It's all happening on #X."

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


redshirt posted:

Maybe it's just me, but I felt he emphasized the word "me?"

"You're gonna blackmail ME with money?"

Like, don't you know I'm Richy Rich vibe.

he's not that smart - he's not that clever. he rushes through it without any real emphasis.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Hardcastlemccormik posted:

See now that would just be smart business. Elon can’t make a good business decision to save his own reputation.

I don't see how that would make any money. I guess he could charge for it but I don't know how many perverts want that and are also willing to pay for it rather than just going with whatever they can find on Google

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Cthulu Carl posted:

Why would you open a theater just for Talespin? Why not DuckTales or Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers or Goof Troop or Quack Pack or Gargoyles as well?

Let's be real, Elon has 100% cranked it to Gadget.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Cthulu Carl posted:

Why would you open a theater just for Talespin? Why not DuckTales or Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers or Goof Troop or Quack Pack or Gargoyles as well?

youre asking for logic from a buttcoiner. which might actually be an SA user and not serph. I think an ultimate soda and snack bar was also part of the plan and the user said the revenue would be enough for Disney's blessing.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


E the Shaggy posted:

Let's be real, Elon has 100% cranked it to Gadget.

Rebecca Cunningham is hotter

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
So what time today is the spectacular launch to the public of the CBRTRKKK? Hopefully it's livestreamed so Musk can have another ketamine meltdown in full view.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

PhazonLink posted:

youre asking for logic from a buttcoiner. which might actually be an SA user and not serph. I think an ultimate soda and snack bar was also part of the plan and the user said the revenue would be enough for Disney's blessing.

no no, he didn't need disney's blessing because he was going to buy a creative commons license

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


space uncle posted:

Elon: bad at meth

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

Droogie posted:

:effort:


A Cherokee grandfather was teaching his Yaccarino about life.

“I have a fight going on in me,” the old man said.
“It’s taking place between two Elons. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, hair plugs, and ego.”

The grandfather looked at Yaccarino and went on.

“The other is also completely evil, but he's a total dork. Both Elons are fighting to the death. The same fight is going on inside you and every other person, too.”

Yaccarino took a moment to reflect on this. At last, she looked up at the grandfather and asked, “Which Elon will win?”

The old Cherokee gave a simple reply.

“The one you feed ketamine.”

Yaccarino whispered in awe, "It's all happening on #X."

:emptyquote:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Yes, Elon should definitely spend billions more so that he can work the same magic on Disney that he did on Twitter. :bravo:

unironically yes

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

digital penitence posted:

Elon Musk enters his Caligula era.

Please do not let this headline inspire a remake the world is neither asking for nor needs.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Cancel culture is when the richest man in the world with one of the most recognizable bullhorns in the world says whatever he wants to a global audience.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The funniest thing to me is these clowns who think he could buy Disney.

Like holy poo poo, twitter was peanuts compared to the Mouse

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Small Strange Bird posted:

So what time today is the spectacular launch to the public of the CBRTRKKK? Hopefully it's livestreamed so Musk can have another ketamine meltdown in full view.

https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzjaBdmLKv

I think this is the actual broadcast on X, but not sure.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
There’s a countdown on the Tesla website for the Cybertruck that ends in a little under 4 hours (noon pacific time)

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

There’s a countdown on the Tesla website for the Cybertruck that ends in a little under 4 hours (noon pacific time)

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

i cant wait for it to reach 0 then everything breaks because it tries to count in to the negatives or something equally mornic

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Hardcastlemccormik posted:

There’s a countdown on the Tesla website for the Cybertruck that ends in a little under 4 hours (noon pacific time)

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

lol coward eventually started spelling it normally

Mudlark
Nov 10, 2009

still kinda impressed he managed to one up kim jong il's aesthetic tbh

Deflategate Retrospective
Jul 22, 2002
Elon giving BIG Jesse Gemstone from the Righteous Gemstones vibes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No Tweets from Musk on this glorious Cybertruck day?


Interesting

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A new day has dawned, the events of yesterday now long forgotten history

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Poor Elon.
The last few hours of him being certifiably in the 200+ billion range ticking away before the announcement of his Homer mobile.
It'll be 30 minutes of last minute hand crafted bull shots to make it look like its a super vehicle.
Then 30 hours of glorious cringe memes generated from it by the world.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Deflategate Retrospective posted:

Elon giving BIG Jesse Gemstone from the Righteous Gemstones vibes.

cybertruck ends up being a car prank with the fellas

Mudlark
Nov 10, 2009
Serious question:
Does/has anyone here actually own/owned a tesla?

How do you deal with parts? I'm not too hip on what their supply line looks like these days, but I can't imagine there's a ton of after-market parts for the various models out there... and I can't imagine Musk/the engineers I knew that went to Tesla doing standardized anything, so I'm legitimately curious.

Do you just, like, get into a fender bender and write the thing off as totaled because a new bumper costs more than a honda civic? What if that shitass excuse for an infotainment system dies? Can you do anything at home to it???

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

happyhippy posted:

Poor Elon.
The last few hours of him being certifiably in the 200+ billion range ticking away before the announcement of his Homer mobile.
It'll be 30 minutes of last minute hand crafted bull shots to make it look like its a super vehicle.
Then 30 hours of glorious cringe memes generated from it by the world.

Yeah right, we all know it's going to be as revolutionary to society as the segway was. They're going to design entire cities around humanity's new preferred method of transportation

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


I for one don't see why cyber truck reveal would drag him down

nothing about the reality of his car company has ever had anything to do with the hypothetical future value of his car company. don't fool yourself into thinking for a second that anything material there will ever matter.

the TSLA price and market cap has everything to do with whether the company will hypothetically replace literally every car on the planet with a robo taxi. whether they can break into the chud pavement princess truck segment in the medium term concerns a material value proposition for TSLA and is thus irrelevant to the way it's actually bought and traded

Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Nov 30, 2023

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Mudlark posted:

Serious question:
Does/has anyone here actually own/owned a tesla?

How do you deal with parts? I'm not too hip on what their supply line looks like these days, but I can't imagine there's a ton of after-market parts for the various models out there... and I can't imagine Musk/the engineers I knew that went to Tesla doing standardized anything, so I'm legitimately curious.

Do you just, like, get into a fender bender and write the thing off as totaled because a new bumper costs more than a honda civic? What if that shitass excuse for an infotainment system dies? Can you do anything at home to it???

The number of people who work on their own tesla's is pretty close to 0.

You grin and bear through the pain of dealing with their service centres which have horrible satisfaction ratings.

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


tldr only actual investors worry about weather the company has strong material foundation, and they're already hosed because they either bought into this a while ago or work both sides of the ETFs Tesla's gigantic bubble now infects

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