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Lmao
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Lol
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Nov 28, 2023 06:25
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Pretty “nuts” to have Punk’s first promo in the WWE be a 5 minute diatribe about getting elbowed in the testicles, but I guess they’re going for something big there.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Pretty “nuts” to have Punk’s first promo in the WWE be a 5 minute diatribe about getting elbowed in the testicles, but I guess they’re going for something big there. Let them cook with Punk's crushed nuts.
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WWE starts up a Punk/Nakamura feud, brings back Nak's ball punching gimmick, Punk quits out of sheer terror
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Nov 28, 2023 13:20
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Bumping this. I didn't watch Punk's promo from last night, but I can guarantee it wasn't nearly as entertaining as the time his nuts got smashed in by Satoshi Kojima's incredible elbow drop.
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Nov 28, 2023 14:23
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thinking about the time punk had 9 months to workshop a big triumphant comeback promo and the best thing he could come up with during that time was name dropping a network executive during a labor strike
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Nov 28, 2023 21:15
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cm chump
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little munchkin posted:thinking about the time punk had 9 months to workshop a big triumphant comeback promo and the best thing he could come up with during that time was name dropping a network executive during a labor strike he's a landlord OP
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Nov 28, 2023 22:14
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his life was better when he was getting elbow dropped in the balls by Satoshi Kojima
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Nov 29, 2023 01:08
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Satoshi Kojima's wife has CM Punk's crushed balls in her purse.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:25
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The proletariat will elbow drop the bourgeoisie, the first volley was thrown at Forbidden Door. Throw off your shackles and elbow drop your oppressors as Kojima has shown us the way.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:30
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remembered
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3 posters voted this thread 1. just know that satoshi kojima is going to elbow your groin. you cannot hide. he has that technology.
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Nov 29, 2023 06:11
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he got hit in the balls lmao
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Ghost Dog posted:he got hit in the balls lmao lmao i remember that
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STONE COLD 64 posted:3 posters voted this thread 1. just know that satoshi kojima is going to elbow your groin. you cannot hide. he has that technology. Gentlemen we have the technology. We can make the world's first bionic elbow drop to the balls Satoshi Kojima will do that elbow drop Better than he has before Better, stronger, faster
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Nov 29, 2023 21:34
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“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND ELBOW DROP A MAN IN THE BALLS. ITS FORBIDDEN DOOR AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SATOSHI. I DO THE MOVE AND I DO THE MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LAND ELBOW-FIRST ON CM PUNK'S BALLS OR EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. NOT MANY CAN SAY "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU IDIOT". I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON COLLISSION AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON COLLISSION CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND 4 MILLION DOLLAR CALIFORNIA HOUSE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 15 MINUTES INCLUDING ENTRANCES EVERY MORNIng"
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Nov 30, 2023 19:54
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There's not a 0% chance that one day on commentary Michael Cole will bring up the fact that CM Punk once got his penis smashed in by a top rope elbow drop from Japanese pro-wrestling legend Satoshi Kojima
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND ELBOW DROP A MAN IN THE BALLS. ITS FORBIDDEN DOOR AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SATOSHI. I DO THE MOVE AND I DO THE MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LAND ELBOW-FIRST ON CM PUNK'S BALLS OR EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. NOT MANY CAN SAY "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU IDIOT". I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON COLLISSION AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON COLLISSION CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND 4 MILLION DOLLAR CALIFORNIA HOUSE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 15 MINUTES INCLUDING ENTRANCES EVERY MORNIng"
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Still funny lol
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it really should be in the opening to collision. Come on Tony I know you read this
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Dec 2, 2023 04:39
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Just remembered this happened.
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Writer Cath posted:Just remembered this happened. 
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND ELBOW DROP A MAN IN THE BALLS. ITS FORBIDDEN DOOR AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SATOSHI. I DO THE MOVE AND I DO THE MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LAND ELBOW-FIRST ON CM PUNK'S BALLS OR EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. NOT MANY CAN SAY "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU IDIOT". I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON COLLISSION AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON COLLISSION CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND 4 MILLION DOLLAR CALIFORNIA HOUSE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 15 MINUTES INCLUDING ENTRANCES EVERY MORNIng"
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he’s coming back to finish the job https://x.com/cozy_lariat/status/1731859906389536934?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g
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Dec 5, 2023 09:06
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Seams posted:he’s coming back to finish the job ITS HAPPENING
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https://twitter.com/__boaty/status/1732959837632270343
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Punk got elbowed in the dick? Can anyone provide video evidence?
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mariooncrack posted:Punk got elbowed in the dick? Can anyone provide video evidence?    
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