The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Abolish Word 365, Vii supremacy

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:06

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 10:53

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

The best computer is the one that can play five of my gremlin anal destruction porns at once

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:06

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Stoatbringer posted:

Which one is Biggus Dickus?

all of them

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:14

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

"Microsoft, like Elon Musk's penis!" is my voice command to skip ads on my KDE Linux workstation. Jk it doesn't have ads I'm shouting it all day everyday anyway lmao

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:22

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I wonder if anyone sells "Jeff" Benzos?

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:23

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

deep dish peat moss posted:

But where the monthly subscription? Sign up for 3 years and save 8%! (also, we stole all of your data).

# ? Nov 30, 2023 01:36

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

# ? Nov 30, 2023 01:37

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

# ? Nov 30, 2023 01:39

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

TotalLossBrain posted:

Abolish Word 365, Vii supremacy

Vi is the manual transmission of text editors, in that knowing how to use it makes you objectively better than people who don't :colbert:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 01:56

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Takes No Damage posted:

Vi is the manual transmission of text editors, in that knowing how to use it makes you objectively better than people who don't

Do a burnout

# ? Nov 30, 2023 01:58

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

TotalLossBrain posted:

Do a burnout

*types briefly, then computer explodes into smoke and I, the user, am revealed to be completely dead on the floor*

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Evilreaver posted:

*types briefly, then computer explodes into smoke and I, the user, am revealed to be completely dead on the floor*

*it's not clear what type of cursor movement i was trying to do*

# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:02

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

redshirt posted:

Poor Tina, thought of lumber and died.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:10

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

redshirt posted:

lol our corporate future

Our present might be more invasive already

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:31

Serotoning: Sep 14, 2010; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
HANG 'EM HIGH

We're fighting human animals and we act accordingly

redshirt posted:

GUI's have made us weak, and soft.

This mentality is keeping tech needlessly inaccessible, do not @ me

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:48

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Takes No Damage posted:

Vi is the manual transmission of text editors, in that knowing how to use it makes you objectively better than people who don't

Pffft, vi is just a fancy GUI for ed.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:56

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

lmao if u use a keyboard instead of the front panel and punch cards

# ? Nov 30, 2023 13:10

Dave Syndrome: Jan 11, 2007; Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

redshirt posted:

GUI's have made us weak, and soft.

That's why they're called gooey.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 13:51

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

I had a friend who used to do poo poo like this all the time. His house was like a cross between Sid from Toy Story's room and the shittest installation art you ever saw.

Would it come as a surprise to hear we all cut him off for being a Creepy Boi

# ? Nov 30, 2023 14:57

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Wall Balls posted:

I refuse to believe someone would do this.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 15:00

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Not more than once.

That's a lie.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 16:25

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Grey Cat posted:

I refuse to believe someone would do this.

O ye of ~~little~~ entirely too much faith.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 17:14

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Dick Burglar posted:

O ye of ~~little~~ entirely too much faith.

Not quite, more of a lie I tell myself to make this all bearable.
I KNOW someone would, I REFUSE to accept it, lol.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 17:16

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

No, I'm not brave enough to go find the video.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:42

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

PurpleXVI posted:

No, I'm not brave enough to go find the video.

This might be the most cursed image I've seen ITT

# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:08

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

PurpleXVI posted:

No, I'm not brave enough to go find the video.

It's just a shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCWswMTKFo

I actually chuckled a bit in relief, so fair play.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:40

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Wall Balls posted:

One simple trick to stay warm for the rest of your life.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:45

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

It's just a shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCWswMTKFo

I actually chuckled a bit in relief, so fair play.

People still using Chrono Trigger music in TYOOL 2023 warms the cockles of my cold dead heart :coffee:

Wingnut Ninja posted:

One simple trick to stay warm for the rest of your life.

I'm reminded of those old shitposts about growing your own crystals by blowing into a bowl of amonioa and bleach...

# ? Nov 30, 2023 23:05

thiccabod: Nov 26, 2007

Takes No Damage posted:

People still using Chrono Trigger music in TYOOL 2023 warms the cockles of my cold dead heart

I'm reminded of those old shitposts about growing your own crystals by blowing into a bowl of amonioa and bleach...

The real crystals were the phosgene gas we made along the way

# ? Dec 1, 2023 00:43

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 07:06

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Is the other side buttholes?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 08:00

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Kubi means tits in japanese. Wase means, you know

# ? Dec 1, 2023 08:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

...why would I know

# ? Dec 1, 2023 08:40

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Milo and POTUS posted:

...why would I know

This guy doesn't know lewd words in every human language

# ? Dec 1, 2023 08:43

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

PurpleXVI posted:

No, I'm not brave enough to go find the video.

Can someone explain this to me in Harry Potter metaphors please, I don't play Fortnite.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 09:21

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!