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Amar'kanerne kommer snart med vores frikadeller-kanoner. Kun tre togstationer!  Vi vil lære dig at synge 'Kong Christian' ordentligt. Rust Martialis fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Nov 28, 2023 |
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Rust Martialis posted:Vi vil lære dig at synge 'Kong Christian' ordentligt. No, no we will not. We might attempt it, but it's not gonna work. Also no one knows anything but the first line and the helmet and brain bursting bit. Swedish nazi: out of curiosity, where does he publicly stand on Israel/Palestine? Generally, these right wing types seem to be pro Israel on account of hating Muslims, but the Nazi salute is something else. I know his real beliefs is probably something like "put all the Jews and Muslims (and communists and...) in the desert, turn desert into glass".
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Nov 28, 2023 19:59
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Woebin posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/C0LcLasCQAa/ Nonsense, he's clearly just playing Invisible Frisbee with his good friend*. Everything is "nazis this, nazis that" to the loony left, isn't it? *Adolf Hitler
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Nov 28, 2023 20:54
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I have been asked to give the damenes tale at my work julebord, and looking up examples online I have concerns. Some of these texts feel straight out of the 70s, if I wrote something like this and read it out sincerely I think my girlfriend would dump my castrated body in the fjord. And people give these at work.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:42
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big scary monsters posted:I have been asked to give the damenes tale at my work julebord, and looking up examples online I have concerns. Some of these texts feel straight out of the 70s, if I wrote something like this and read it out sincerely I think my girlfriend would dump my castrated body in the fjord. And people give these at work. I don't know the tradition, but I vote you go full nuclear feminist with it. Maybe comment on the usual jokes and takes?
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Nov 29, 2023 06:34
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big scary monsters posted:I have been asked to give the damenes tale at my work julebord, and looking up examples online I have concerns. Some of these texts feel straight out of the 70s, if I wrote something like this and read it out sincerely I think my girlfriend would dump my castrated body in the fjord. And people give these at work. It's "supposed" to be an homage to women. It's generally not, since men as a group are assholes. Two options: either write an actual honest speech about how awesome women are, in general or specifically at your place of work; or go full nuclear. The last one is difficult to pull off but if done right hilarious. You should seek help from friends for feedback regardless. Also, since you won't do the old boys being boys "it's only a joke" speech, be prepared for Dålig Stämning among the worst men at the party. Potrzebie fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Nov 29, 2023 |
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Nov 29, 2023 07:15
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What's this damenes tale?
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Nov 29, 2023 09:10
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https://www.sangerogtaler.no/damenes-tale.htmlquote:Utdrag fra tale 1 Seems like boomer humor
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Nov 29, 2023 09:12
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Yeah, that's some musty old poo poo alright. Traditions, they're so beautiful & important.
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Nov 29, 2023 09:53
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Some of them are nice, some could do with updating.
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Nov 29, 2023 09:55
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damenes tale is absolutely supposed to be cheeky and funny. ideally it should be done in a way which pokes fun at gender relations and men's attitude to women/the gendered division of labour or how the shared ideology of the assembled influences attitudes to women in an absurd way. you can also go an erudite path, or if you just want to muddle through do something boring and play it straight - though in this case you'll also want to keep it as short as possible. the best literary example i can think of is actually from sangen om den røde rubin by agnar mykle, where the main character is attending business school and has damenes tale at their graduating dinner, where he does a "social-economic analysis on the utility function of women" which while facially extremely rude is clearly playing on how bizarre a lot of the social-economic analysis they've learned is and what assholes the men are. it's interesting that mykle, well-known to be the horniest man in norwegian literature, wrote it during the 1950s.
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I'm sure that most of the ones given today are the right amount/style of humour and not quite so boomer brained as what's easily available on the first pages of Google. I am not completely sure why a foreigner like me was asked to give it, but the person organising the julebord is also not Norwegian so perhaps she was as confused by the concept as me. I think saying some nice things about women in general and those present particularly, poking fun at myself and men, and keeping it short is perhaps the safest route - if I can get a couple sensible chuckles and still have my colleagues willing to talk to me the next week I'll consider it a great success. When I began here we were a group of only men (happily there is a better gender balance now) so there is a good starting point to talk about. I had ideas for some more literary allusions but I'm not sure the audience and I are familiar with the same works so it could easily fall flat. I'll give that Mykle piece a read VIL, thanks!
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V. Illych L. posted:sangen om den røde rubin by agnar mykle Apologies for the eastern intrusion, but I googled this book and found it hilarious that it caused a massive hullabaloo in Finland after it was translated in the late 50's; several bishops etc. put pressure on the government and other high officials, and indeed our illustrious government decreed that all printed copies of the translation were to be confiscated from stores and printing houses, by the police. The confiscated books were subsequently burnt. Finnlandisierung! And in a weirder twist, the publisher managed to salvage / hide 800 copies of the translated book, and he sold them to the local war invalid foundation, who then sold them on for a profit as a door-to-door business venture. The 50's were weird
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Rappaport posted:Apologies for the eastern intrusion, but I googled this book and found it hilarious that it caused a massive hullabaloo in Finland after it was translated in the late 50's; several bishops etc. put pressure on the government and other high officials, and indeed our illustrious government decreed that all printed copies of the translation were to be confiscated from stores and printing houses, by the police. The confiscated books were subsequently burnt. Finnlandisierung! yeah there was a similar controversy about the same book in norway, with the publisher originally forced to destroy the remaining books as well. it basically broke mykle, who though a highly gifted novellist was also a bit of a neurotic mess to begin with, and he spent the rest of his life doing mainly puppet theater curiously sangen om den røde rubin is imo a clearly inferior novel to its predecessor, lasso rundt fru luna, which i think is a genuine literary masterpiece and plays on a lot of the same notes. imo the clear reason for the reaction coming to sangen om den røde rubin is that the women portrayed in that book as sexually engaged and even voracious (and sometimes - egads! - moderately kinky in various ways) were based on people who knew people who mattered, or at least people who could conceivably know people who mattered.
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big scary monsters posted:I'm sure that most of the ones given today are the right amount/style of humour and not quite so boomer brained as what's easily available on the first pages of Google. I am not completely sure why a foreigner like me was asked to give it, but the person organising the julebord is also not Norwegian so perhaps she was as confused by the concept as me. a possible move here could be to do a meta-joke about the process of making this speech and the weird ritual of it all. in this case you can use the material you've found by casual googling as a joke about the jokes, which is 100% guaranteed to be safe, especially if you further disarm it with a "i didn't realise people were allowed to say this kind of stuff" or similar
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Nov 29, 2023 22:27
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big scary monsters posted:I have been asked to give the damenes tale at my work julebord, and looking up examples online I have concerns. Some of these texts feel straight out of the 70s, if I wrote something like this and read it out sincerely I think my girlfriend would dump my castrated body in the fjord. And people give these at work. Isnt that supposed to be done by a woman (by whatever definition one prefers)?
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Baudolino posted:Isnt that supposed to be done by a woman (by whatever definition one prefers)? Confusingly the damenes tale is a speech to and about the women, given by a man, while the herrenes tale is for the men, presented by a woman.
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V. Illych L. posted:lasso rundt fru luna, which i think is a genuine literary masterpiece and plays on a lot of the same notes. it's drat good
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V. Illych L. posted:curiously sangen om den røde rubin is imo a clearly inferior novel to its predecessor, lasso rundt fru luna, which i think is a genuine literary masterpiece and plays on a lot of the same notes. imo the clear reason for the reaction coming to sangen om den røde rubin is that the women portrayed in that book as sexually engaged and even voracious (and sometimes - egads! - moderately kinky in various ways) were based on people who knew people who mattered, or at least people who could conceivably know people who mattered.
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https://www.gp.se/nyheter/sverige/kriminella-ska-fa-portas-fran-allmanna-platser.dc8abe61-dc52-573b-9a99-d6742ca0eed5 Barring criminals from being in public places is definitely a cool and good idea. How about we start with barring them from Riksdagen? Jack Trades posted:Choo choo all aboard the fascism train! Jack Trades fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Dec 1, 2023 |
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Jack Trades posted:https://www.gp.se/nyheter/sverige/kriminella-ska-fa-portas-fran-allmanna-platser.dc8abe61-dc52-573b-9a99-d6742ca0eed5 Going to be fun when people realize there are more convicted criminals from the majority population than there are minorities (not that Swedish police will check white people on the street)
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Everyone is a criminal until proven otherwise, even kids.
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Sorry, my bad, I translated it wrong, it's not criminals that are going to be barred from public places, it's "people that promote gang criminality" including those that haven't done anything illegal.
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Jack Trades posted:Sorry, my bad, I translated it wrong, it's not criminals that are going to be barred from public places, it's "people that promote gang criminality" including those that haven't done anything illegal. So basically  ?
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Rappaport posted:So basically I think that's the intention, yes.
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So MC gangs right? Right?
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teen witch posted:So MC gangs right? Are you trying to imply that the Hells Angels aren't just a social club? Seems like reverse racism
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teen witch posted:So MC gangs right? For sure! Along with the medelålders medelklass wearing becknarväska. E: should I quit running? After all, you only run when you are guilty 
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Equally cool is how our shadow-PM Åkesson wants to tear down mosques and start mapping out “Islamism”. I’m sure the goalpost of what constitutes “islamism” won’t change at all though!
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https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/3f-transport-gaar-med-i-konflikt-mod-tesla  
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Ok, but how does this make life worse for Greenlenders so the government won't interfere on the side of Tesla?
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Anyone remember the Midgård customer database leak? Appears Kenneth Kristensen Berth, former MP for the Danish People's Party, bought some nazi books from the nazis. https://redox.dk/nyheder/noeglefigur-i-dansk-folkeparti-bestilte-naziboeger/
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SplitSoul posted:Anyone remember the Midgård customer database leak? Appears Kenneth Kristensen Berth, former MP for the Danish People's Party, bought some nazi books from the nazis. DDP gains 5% in the polls following this news
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They're knowingly letting MPs with active COVID vote in parliament now. Incredible.Anders posted:DDP gains 5% in the polls following this news They've probably been bleeding nazi votes to NB for a while. SplitSoul fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 6, 2023 |
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If I got six months' pay every time I lost a job after a few days I'd be pretty well off today.
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Time to apply for a job at McDonald's and just not show up. When they fire me they have to give me 6 months worth of wages. Those are the rules, at all workplaces.
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"... alle arbejdspladser"?!? Somebody ask her to define karensperiode, I beg you
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800,000 kroner for six days' "work". It's Carl Holst all over again. Edit: And Denmark is a sharia state now! It's all over! 
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Doesn't Støjberg sagen mean that a minister saying stuff like that is legally speaking a directive that should be followed? In other news, Shah, the guy who ALLEGEDLY swindled billions from the Danish state is now in Denmark and being tried. And hearing about the case just makes it extremely clear that he's just a (very horrible) guy who got involved in the finance sector's shady parts. What annoys me is that we're treating this like a personal crime, instead of an industrial thing in the finance industry. Basically, what I'm saying is that finance is a cancer on society and should be abolished, possibly violently.
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