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Heliotrope posted:Can I talk about his dick? noo Jumbo
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The shower, the tailored pants, the meetings on the toilet, the amphibious car, the election fraud What’s not to like about LBJ?
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more like XXLBJ
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Goa Tse-tung posted:more like XXLBJ
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Look at this Johnson's huge hog
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I was just in a liberal cafe whispering about my fav Johnson.
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Cocaine Bear posted:I was just in a liberal cafe whispering about my fav Johnson. Nah you can call him Lay, or
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kirbysuperstar posted:make it stop
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They can't take away from us that LBJ is in the Presidents With Huge Cocks club alongside Biden.
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opening a new roadside attraction, Hall of Presidents' Cocks
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Data Graham posted:opening a new roadside attraction, Hall of Presidents' Cocks Isn't that the Washington Monument?
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Data Graham posted:opening a new roadside attraction, Hall of Presidents' Cocks another one?
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Goa Tse-tung posted:more like XXLBJ that's what i got from ur mom last nite
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Data Graham posted:opening a new roadside attraction, Hall of Presidents' Cocks Y'know, it kind of is a shame that the Presidents' medical records from when they're in office aren't made public after they've died at least. It would be kind of neat to know which presidents had weird diseases and I absolutely need to know their exact measurements and dick length/circumference. It would probably be really funny to find out the biggest warmongers had the smallest dicks or whatever
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:They can't take away from us that LBJ is in the Presidents With Huge Cocks club alongside Biden. We don't know that for sure, hunter might have gotten it from his mom.
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Kit Walker posted:Y'know, it kind of is a shame that the Presidents' medical records from when they're in office aren't made public after they've died at least. It would be kind of neat to know which presidents had weird diseases and I absolutely need to know their exact measurements and dick length/circumference. It would probably be really funny to find out the biggest warmongers had the smallest dicks or whatever Someone would absolutely make a presidential dildo line with that data.
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idk what kind of doctors y'all are visiting that are taking extensive notes on your genitals, or does the president just get more thurough service?
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Coolness Averted posted:idk what kind of doctors y'all are visiting that are taking extensive notes on your genitals, or does the president just get more thurough service? Very "wait you guys didn't get Penis Inspection Day" moment. Also you can just say that you want to see Trump's Tower you don't have to try and pass it as something you think is "funny"
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There's actually a number of security checks that require the precise length, girth, and frenular imprint of the POTUS to pass. The data are somewhere.
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Brawnfire posted:There's actually a number of security checks that require the precise length, girth, and frenular imprint of the POTUS to pass. The data are somewhere. the data is
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Datum? drat near killed 'im!
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Coolness Averted posted:idk what kind of doctors y'all are visiting that are taking extensive notes on your genitals, or does the president just get more thurough service? The president should get a more thorough service mycot posted:Very "wait you guys didn't get Penis Inspection Day" moment. I will purchase the entire line of President Dildos and then build a jenga tower out of them so I can recreate 9/11 using nothing but their dicks
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Please 9/11 my bush, I cry in ecstasy
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tokin opposition posted:What if Elon musk is Q? The we need to put him in a room with Avery Brooks
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mycot posted:Very "wait you guys didn't get Penis Inspection Day" moment. I'm just saying, haha, I wonder what it smells like, haha, do you think he gets embarassed by it... haha... just wondering for a laugh.. .haha referencing the yoshi egg meme, to clarify
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Kit Walker posted:The president should get a more thorough service They do, most people don't know about it. It's a Secret Service.
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https://www. badpresident. com (broke the url to avoid redirection issues, it was a joke not a link)
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BioEnchanted posted:referencing the yoshi egg meme, to clarify You're supposed to let the one goon that doesn't recognize it come in and try to dunk on you before saying this part, coward.
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:You're supposed to let the one goon that doesn't recognize it come in and try to dunk on you before saying this part, coward. Didn't want to risk that one person being the mod and ending up with a 6er for being a creep 
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Uh talking about how presidential dicks smell is disgusting and furthermore
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BioEnchanted posted:Didn't want to risk that one person being the mod and ending up with a 6er for being a creep You need to work on your rapsheet.
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"What are you in for?" "Murder, you?" "Mod sass." "drat, you're hard..."
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So here's a subreddit for a trashy reality show about drunk women fighting. The usual posts are things like "Who is your favorite/least favorite cast member?" "Why did XXX fight YYY?" "Y'all think ZZZ is doing coke or nah?", and so on. It seems someone got a little lost... 
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Probably will regret it, but what's the Yoshi egg meme? I searched for "yoshi egg meme" and it comes back mostly with people angry about different aspects of Smash Bros.
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credburn posted:Probably will regret it, but what's the Yoshi egg meme? I searched for "yoshi egg meme" and it comes back mostly with people angry about different aspects of Smash Bros. A weirdo on a message board who wanted to sniff yoshi's eggs and was like "I wonder if he's embarrassed about the smell, just as a joke" and tried to play it off as a goof by including constant "haha"s in the text. Found the original message: quote:do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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BioEnchanted posted:A weirdo on a message board who wanted to sniff yoshi's eggs and was like "I wonder if he's embarrassed about the smell, just as a joke" and tried to play it off as a goof by including constant "haha"s in the text. Oh, ha, for some reason I always associated the "wonder what it would smell like haha" with someone speculating about that masked lady's sweat from Mass Effect. I guess that was a different weirdo!
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Read After Burning posted:So here's a subreddit for a trashy reality show about drunk women fighting. The usual posts are things like "Who is your favorite/least favorite cast member?" "Why did XXX fight YYY?" "Y'all think ZZZ is doing coke or nah?", and so on. Sorry, but it's confirmed Illidan is replacing Jen Shah BioEnchanted posted:Didn't want to risk that one person being the mod and ending up with a 6er for being a creep Those are badges of honor
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