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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

WWE also doesn't book women well stop gaslighting us

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i hope big van vader comes back to life.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!





A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol, the only ones not there are the ones whose contracts end soon after (Drew and Sheamus)

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

Everyone except Bianca who is being nice

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


thats not how royal rumbles work

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
WWE is dumb and bad but I will always hand Peacock or the Network or whatever has the rights $10 to watch the Rumble and hoot and holler

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

It makes me feel like they're all aiming for my face

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Gumball Gumption posted:

It makes me feel like they're all aiming for my face

oh mah gawd…

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

https://twitter.com/randyjcruz/status/1730616269953495112

If they're just doing the same match type for 30+ years, they should have to do an updated gang poster each year.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

More posters should be hand drawn as well. I love that look

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Shard posted:

More posters should be hand drawn as well. I love that look

Yeah, I wouldn't even call those good examples of commercial illustration from before everything was digital and they still have so much more personality than the photoshopped ones.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shard posted:

More posters should be hand drawn as well.

from your lips to gods ears brother lol

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Gumball Gumption posted:

Yeah, I wouldn't even call those good examples of commercial illustration from before everything was digital and they still have so much more personality than the photoshopped ones.

yeah that's the thing they aren't even that great as far as commercial illustrations go but they still are way better. It can't be that expensive to pay a commission and for the rights to use it in promotional material can it? I don't know rates.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

Upside down Dreamworks smirk Punk is making me fall apart laughing

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

rotinaj posted:

Upside down Dreamworks smirk Punk is making me fall apart laughing

Angry dwarf Sami Zayn is good too.

Boy I had no idea how much Logan Paul looked like ELP.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

LA knight looks like such a dork on that poster.

And in general but specifically on the poster

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm gonna figure that the positioning from bottom center and then going outwards and upwards is how highly wwe ranks the wrestlers featured. With Punk way way way way at the top.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
So whose gonna heroically fight from 30th place to win this time? Cody or Punk?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Drakkel posted:

So whose gonna heroically fight from 30th place to win this time? Cody or Punk?

MJF

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Quantum of Phallus posted:

LA knight looks like such a dork on that poster.

And in general but specifically on the poster

YEAH

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I just want another Rumble commercial like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wom0eCbH4HM

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Quantum of Phallus posted:

LA knight looks like such a dork on that poster.


I thought that was Sheamus lmao

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Digital Jedi posted:

I thought that was Sheamus lmao

Are you saying you want Sheamus?
<CM Punk looks for tvs to smash>

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Sorry, he has to learn to work in Orlando

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

WWE also doesn't book women well stop gaslighting us

They do and they have good matches like War Games recently.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Just do the picture-in-picture thing as the next entrant comes in, like they used to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr4wZHxWrEk

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

1glitch0 posted:

Well how many good years did he really have? I assume usually under a million a year in WWE and he retired at like 38-ish?

A multi million dollar house burns through poo poo quick.

He got paid ~$3 million to humiliate himself in UFC

Erin M. Fiasco posted:



A friend of mine has just said this poster makes him feel like he fell into a hole and the entire WWE upper card is judging him for it

Punk shunted off to the Logan Paul corner

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Angry dwarf Sami Zayn is good too.

Boy I had no idea how much Logan Paul looked like Booster Gold

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Codependent Poster posted:

I just want another Rumble commercial like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wom0eCbH4HM

I pop for Rey with the wig

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Majinfoose posted:

I pop for Rey with the wig

Luther Reigns getting any kind of screen time at all makes me feel good, especially when he gets wigs or beans.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

- Bianca, ShotzI, Charlotte promo

- Butch vs. Bobby Lashley

- Pretty Deadly backstage

- Bayley and Dakota Kai backstage

- LWO backstage

- Santos Escobar vs. Joaquin Wilde

- Logan Paul Promo

- Bianca Belair vs. Kairi Sane

- Kevin Owens vs. Grayson Waller

- Randy Orton makes decision


BACKSTAGE NEWS

- Alba & Isla vs. Michin & Zelina is scheduled for a pre-show dark match.

- Ryan Tran is refereeing the main event

- Street Profits, Austin Theory, Asuka are set for the show. 

- There's a Dragon Lee- Santos video package planned


SPOILERS: 

- Kevin Owens is to get involved in Logan Paul's segment

- Logan Paul will be on commentary for Kevin Owen's match

- Bayley is to get involved in the Bianca/Kairi match

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

kevin owens goes on a 5 minute long rant about how cool and misunderstood logan paul is, then says yeah if cm punk is here to have a good time then i guess that's ok

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

This is the Royal Rumble, it's more like:

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Eat My Fuc posted:

I really hope Sasha comes back to WWE, or back to Japan. AEW just isn’t a good place for women’s wrestling and Ring of Honor is too small time for Sasha, but it’s the only place Tony Khan seems to book women well.

We have to make our peace with the fact that there is no wrestling company on Earth good enough for Mercedes.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

honestly i could take her or leave her.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



History Comes Inside! posted:

Is Roman even on tv every week at least

Lmao they're lucky if Roman decides to show up MONTHLY.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




mr wrestlemania acknowledges his tribal chief

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


ChrisBTY posted:

We have to make our peace with the fact that there is no wrestling company on Earth good enough for Mercedes.

she should go to chocopro

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