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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Alaois posted:

Terrence Howard is right, about math

If I've said it one times I've said it two times

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

CelticPredator posted:

I’m very early in it but sleeping dogs is sick so far. Maybe the best 3 dollars I’ve spent

It's the game of the year

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

i scrolled through too fast and assumed it was making fun of that guy in the covid thread who got dehydrated not once, but twice in a row lol. Cspam is one step ahead every joke

Lmao epic.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

ulvir posted:

apparently the big announcement thread for the giant report the mods spent two years writing up that we didn’t really need, had to have several thread IKs because of some very light riffing, I guess

I think all those thread IK appointments were there from the start? I remember them being there yesterday at least. I assumed it was because they were bracing for riding out a weekend in SAD like that prior attempt to do the mod guidelines post there, but I guess not.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Homeless Friend posted:

i scrolled through too fast and assumed it was making fun of that guy in the covid thread who got dehydrated not once, but twice in a row lol. Cspam is one step ahead every joke

"Turns out all those corsi cubes I was running in my home office were actually food dehydrators and now I'm more jerky than man -- best seasoning blend to rub on myself??"

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Antivehicular posted:

"Turns out all those corsi cubes I was running in my home office were actually food dehydrators and now I'm more jerky than man -- best seasoning blend to rub on myself??"

Not certain but when you find a good one I'll take all of the fatty jerky

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!

Antivehicular posted:

"Turns out all those corsi cubes I was running in my home office were actually food dehydrators and now I'm more jerky than man -- best seasoning blend to rub on myself??"
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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

lol how do you manage to gently caress up an anti-child pornography policy roll out?

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

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so... out of fatty fiery then? Well, I'll take it anyway.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Grassy Knowles posted:

If I've said it one times I've said it two times

So that's what, four times in total?

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

pentyne posted:

dna was a dick and he had a witch for a mom, what can you do?

message received and lesson loving learned :stonk:

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Drink water if your thirsty.


Galactic Brain CSpam Goon: Source?

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


NoiseAnnoys posted:

lol how do you manage to gently caress up an anti-child pornography policy roll out?

Mostly by saying you're going to be super strict and zero policy not just about CSAM but also about accusations, then carve out an exception for joke accusations but be vague about it, then specifically name FYAD and implying the policy doesn't apply to them because 'forums culture' or whatever.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

i scrolled through too fast and assumed it was making fun of that guy in the covid thread who got dehydrated not once, but twice in a row lol. Cspam is one step ahead every joke

lmao hell yes

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

hd a dream last night tht a spam guy tracked me down to blow my brains out for saying cspam sucks and should be deleted, ty for reminding me that they're all low-rent spiderman villains whose gimmick is "mom told me I was special too many times"

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

NoiseAnnoys posted:

lol how do you manage to gently caress up an anti-child pornography policy roll out?

Very Carefully :D

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Fungah! posted:

hd a dream last night tht a spam guy tracked me down to blow my brains out for saying cspam sucks and should be deleted, ty for reminding me that they're all low-rent spiderman villains whose gimmick is "mom told me I was special too many times"

lol

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Fungah! posted:

hd a dream last night tht a spam guy tracked me down to blow my brains out for saying cspam sucks and should be deleted, ty for reminding me that they're all low-rent spiderman villains whose gimmick is "mom told me I was special too many times"

That wasn't a dream.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Fungah! posted:

hd a dream last night tht a spam guy tracked me down to blow my brains out for saying cspam sucks and should be deleted, ty for reminding me that they're all low-rent spiderman villains whose gimmick is "mom told me I was special too many times"

They're all the riddler from the last batman movie but this is the puzzle they leave at a crime scene:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
posting is my third favorite hobby and you rarely see posting more incredible than you do in cspam. the well never runs dry

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!

Spanish Manlove posted:

They're all the riddler from the last batman movie but this is the puzzle they leave at a crime scene:



We makin it out of the doctors waiting room with this one!!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
regular forum lc entry: we do not use that slur here

cspam forum lc entry: do not admit that youve been poisoning ducks, they are not an invasive species

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Spanish Manlove posted:

They're all the riddler from the last batman movie but this is the puzzle they leave at a crime scene:



Children used to play with such things for entertainment and basic learning. Now they sit at the computer learning command blocks on minecraft and programming death traps.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Fungah! posted:

hd a dream last night tht a spam guy tracked me down to blow my brains out for saying cspam sucks and should be deleted, ty for reminding me that they're all low-rent spiderman villains whose gimmick is "mom told me I was special too many times"

When I was giving hans that 100k for posting the shooting video my first response after “lol why even post this” was ‘doesnt hold a candle to our guy’. Coolzone guy was shooting like he was taught by vash the stampede

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
vash's gun is heavy and the sight is off!

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Taeke posted:

Mostly by saying you're going to be super strict and zero policy not just about CSAM but also about accusations, then carve out an exception for joke accusations but be vague about it, then specifically name FYAD and implying the policy doesn't apply to them because 'forums culture' or whatever.

Oh word?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

ilmucche posted:

It's the game of the year

I very much enjoy shoving peoples heads through and into fans

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Isn't there a bit where you can kill someone by shoving them onto some very sharp fish? That game is fantastic.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

not actually worried about cspam blowing my head off btw just stress manifesting funny

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

not actually worried about cspam blowing my head off btw just stress manifesting funny

“If you’re not afraid of FYAD trolling your rear end when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not afraid of CSPAM blowing your head off by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
had a dream I went to the local pool and one of the cleaning ladies had a hitler moustache

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Dreaming about something awful seems to be a well adjusted stress manifestation

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The most expensive item on the menu is their salty crab and I ate that every. Single. Night. For one whole year. That's why they call me salty crab. Then I got old so they call me old salty crab. Pulled a muscle in my groin climbing over this wall need you to help out, heh heh

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

“If you’re not afraid of FYAD trolling your rear end when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not afraid of CSPAM blowing your head off by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

HopperUK posted:

Isn't there a bit where you can kill someone by shoving them onto some very sharp fish? That game is fantastic.

You can do that. Also lift a guy onto a meat hook in a freezer. Wei Shen is a drat psycho

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

“If you’re not afraid of FYAD trolling your rear end when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not afraid of CSPAM blowing your head off by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
remembering the dream i had where i invited all of imp zone to japan after winning tickets but canceled at the last minute leaving very angry imps stranded at the air port threatening to kill me

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

“If you’re not afraid of FYAD trolling your rear end when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not afraid of CSPAM blowing your head off by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

“If you’re not afraid of FYAD trolling your rear end when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not afraid of CSPAM blowing your head off by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

lol

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

remembering the dream i had where i invited all of imp zone to japan after winning tickets but canceled at the last minute leaving very angry imps stranded at the air port threatening to kill me

Lol. Hey what’s your address btw

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