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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Carbon dioxide posted:

I mean in the Dutch tradition, if you were a naughty child, santa puts you in his bag and takes you home to his castle in Spain where he forces you to manufacture toys for a year.

Team Fortress 2 had it right all along.

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Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Brawnfire posted:

I wish I'd gotten to manufacture toys...

Santa had other things in mind for me.
Show us on the gingerbread man where he touched you.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Ommin posted:

Show us on the gingerbread man where he touched you.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phy posted:

"A dog? A barrel? Ridiculous!"

Fantastic for a reference.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:

Fantastic for a reference.

idk what it refers to but i hear it in norm macdonalds voice

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Carthag Tuek posted:

idk what it refers to but i hear it in norm macdonalds voice



I would not have been against Norm being a foil to the FF.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:



I would not have been against Norm being a foil to the FF.

yeah i still hear that in a norm voice

a dog.. a barrel.. ugh

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
What the gently caress does he have against dogs and barrels jeez

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

verbal enema posted:

What the gently caress does he have against dogs and barrels jeez

Dogs are degradations of wolves. Domestication of animals.

Barrels are a part of farming, capitalism, commodities etc. ... He has a point.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



verbal enema posted:

What the gently caress does he have against dogs and barrels jeez

one at a time jeez

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

There is nothing degenerate about dogs. They are the perfect animal, and more importantly the perfect friend.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Yet the dog, if he were still a wolf, would be more perfect.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

No

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i like animals that kill me

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
You are not supposed to like the wolf, you are supposed to fear him and you live separate lives.

But I like dogs too, just think it's a travesty what has been done to them with breeding. Pugs, bulldogs, etc.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Are you about to tell me your thoughts on market regulations and the FTC

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Are you about to tell me your thoughts on market regulations and the FTC

There should be much more regulation. Deregulation is a way for the owning class to steal more money from you, the worker.

The market has been deregulated because politicians are corporate whores that do whatever their donors tell them to do. Obama, Trump, Biden. They are all owned by same people.

doverhog has a new favorite as of 07:25 on Dec 2, 2023

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

doverhog posted:

Dogs are degradations of wolves. Domestication of animals.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

doverhog posted:

Barrels are a part of farming, capitalism, commodities etc. ... He has a point.

People who make barrels are “coopers”, and people with the name “Cooper” are problematic.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Platystemon posted:

People who make barrels are “coopers”, and people with the name “Cooper” are problematic.

been saying this

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




zedprime posted:

Spoiled kids these days only want to get presents from the forest spirits. You're supposed to give them oatmeal at the least and your gift is not being cursed for a year.

Yeah, the norwgian version of Santa, the Yule Gnome, doesn't care about you being good or bad. He cares about getting a bowl of porridge on the night before christmas or he will burn your house to the loving ground.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Alhazred posted:

Yeah, the norwgian version of Santa, the Yule Gnome, doesn't care about you being good or bad. He cares about getting a bowl of porridge on the night before christmas or he will burn your house to the loving ground.

porridge is good

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Lobok posted:



I would not have been against Norm being a foil to the FF.

Normac the Submariner

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

doverhog posted:

Dogs are degradations of wolves. Domestication of animals.


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Alhazred posted:

Yeah, the norwgian version of Santa, the Yule Gnome, doesn't care about you being good or bad. He cares about getting a bowl of porridge on the night before christmas or he will burn your house to the loving ground.

hell yeah

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



You don't get to talk to nisse, you don't get to look at nisse, you get to do what nisse wants. Or else nisse will make you regret yourself.

But if you treat nisse right. If you are nisses friend. Then nisse will stand with you, against the trolls and all the others. And he will protect you.

Nisse looks like this


Nisse is a tomte.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Typical fae behaviour.

Which is good! Please don't come after me, local fae. I don't need that hassle.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Nisse is a burialmound dweller.

He's basically a jolly barrow wight.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Dec 2, 2023

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

FreudianSlippers posted:

He's basically a jolly barrow right.

:same:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You don't get to talk to nisse, you don't get to look at nisse, you get to do what nisse wants. Or else nisse will make you regret yourself.

But if you treat nisse right. If you are nisses friend. Then nisse will stand with you, against the trolls and all the others. And he will protect you.

Nisse looks like this


Nisse is a tomte.

Nisse is adorable. I want to give him treats and scratch his ears.

wait you meant the gnome thing didn't you

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Light mode? You're going to anger the spirits

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Once upon a time, some SA users preferred the ugly rear end black and purple mode instead of the classic colour scheme. I'm upset too.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

FreudianSlippers posted:

The Nisse is a burialmound dweller.

He's basically a jolly barrow wight.

Tom Nisse is a merry fellow
Red is his coat and his boots are yellow

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Dark mode is for nerd-rear end computer touchers.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Philippe posted:

Tom Nisse is a merry fellow
Red is his coat and his boots are yellow


"I will burn down your loving house"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I love how Tom Bombadil makes no sense in the whole context of Middle-Earth, everyone knows of him but the best guess even the elves have is he's been around longer than anything anyone knows and probably nothing can kill him unless literally everyone teamed up against him, and he's content just to vibe.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You don't get to talk to nisse, you don't get to look at nisse, you get to do what nisse wants. Or else nisse will make you regret yourself.

But if you treat nisse right. If you are nisses friend. Then nisse will stand with you, against the trolls and all the others. And he will protect you.

Nisse looks like this


Nisse is a tomte.

You can't move from the nisse either, you're stuck with him forever. There's a famous norwegian rhyme that goes something like this:
And the man wanted away from the nisse move
but the journey did him no good,
for high on the cart the nisse sat and laughed
"It seems like we're moving today, you and me
it seems like we're moving today, you and me"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That doesn't rhyme at all

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Soul Dentist posted:

That doesn't rhyme at all

It rhymes in the original norwegian version.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Soul Dentist posted:

That doesn't rhyme at all

It rhymed 'me' with 'me', so I can only suppose in was originally written by Lin Manuel Miranda.

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