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OwlFancier)
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yeah gently caress him. He sounds like kind of a knob anyway
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Dec 2, 2023 22:07
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100% with the restaurant, gently caress that goon
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Dec 2, 2023 22:08
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Eat the salad, read the restaurant rules, don't name your bullshit Boris Johnson defender book after a real book about pogroms. Simple practices that anyone should be able to understand.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:08
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I know it's stupid but I'm not going to eat that salad. Not even for £50 because I don't eat salad.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:11
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I also probably would be satisfied paying 50 quid for a giant plate of grease and not having to eat the salad.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:12
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UKMT 2024: Baldman eat the salad
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Dec 2, 2023 22:18
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usually if you eat it all you get it free though
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Dec 2, 2023 22:19
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I've been watching videos on youtube lately of competitive eaters, they will push through anything to the point where you wonder if physics is being violated, this guy couldn't even eat a salad, he should get an anti-award, a trophy that says he is crap
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Dec 2, 2023 22:24
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Einstein consuming infinite salads by reducing their mass by the square of the speed of light vinaigrette.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:28
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smellmycheese posted:However the restaurant's own most recent breakdown of what the challenge includes fails to mention any salad. landlord of another stripe doesn't want to pay out? quelle surprise
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Dec 2, 2023 22:28
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Salads really are kinda gross though. Vegetables are great but only cooked IMO. Salads all just taste vile to me.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:41
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"What was the technicality?" "He didn't eat all the food." That's... not a technicality. That's the literal challenge. That's like saying you were denied an Olympic Gold in the 100m sprint because of the 'technicality' of only running 95 meters. Also lmfao imagine being such a danger you go "I don't eat salad  " fuckin hell mate it's not a point of principle you're just bald
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Dec 2, 2023 22:43
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Challenge says you have to eat what gets put on your plate, if he was given the chance to exchange the salad for chips or onion rings and chose not to and then avoided the salad then that's on him. If the pub is falsely claiming that the salad could be switched but didn't offer the option then that's on them. Clearly an impasse that needs Richard Madeley showing up with a Sten Mk 5 to strongarm the kitchen.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:43
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What if the salad was on a side plate?
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Dec 2, 2023 22:43
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Lord William Blackstone brought in as a hanging judge for salad purposes.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:47
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Ms Adequate posted:Also lmfao imagine being such a danger you go "I don't eat salad OwlFancier is a good lad, mostly, not sure of their bald dtatus
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Dec 2, 2023 22:47
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Onion rings are a salad
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Dec 2, 2023 22:48
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Failed Imagineer posted:OwlFancier is a good lad, mostly, not sure of their bald dtatus Extremely un-bald, covered in hair, as all humans should be to the best of their ability.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:49
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I'm a vegan. This £50 challenge gonna be a piece of piss!
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Dec 2, 2023 22:50
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Failed Imagineer posted:OwlFancier is a good lad, mostly, not sure of their bald dtatus I was talking about the pub man! Owly's cool, feathered rather than behaired though. I assume. There's nothing wrong with not liking salads but going "I won't do it even for fifty quid, because I don't eat salads." isn't how someone who hates salad speaks, it's how someone who thinks they're too manly for salads speaks.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:51
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Feathers are like fractal hairs, thus the feathered animal is the maximalist form of the haired animal, and thus, ideal.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:54
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Ate steak Ate chips Didn't eat salad Simple as
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Dec 2, 2023 22:55
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I'm now imagining a policy where your benefits are stopped if you don't eat a whole salad while a DWP agent watches you
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Dec 2, 2023 22:57
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Ms Adequate posted:"What was the technicality?" Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:01
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Won't eat a salad, loving save me. 
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Dec 2, 2023 23:02
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Ms Adequate posted:Owly's cool, feathered rather than behaired though. Ergo qui natus, die hodierna Pennatis quam pilosis Patris aeterni Verbum caro factum Brendan Rodgers posted:Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.  
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Dec 2, 2023 23:04
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. The bald are the inveterate foe of Xenu and Posadas both. Microplastics posted:I'm now imagining a policy where your benefits are stopped if you don't eat a whole salad while a DWP agent watches you Actually, when you put it like that my sympathy for the bloke increases a thousandfold...
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Dec 2, 2023 23:05
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Microplastics posted:I'm now imagining a policy where your benefits are stopped if you don't eat a whole salad while a DWP agent watches you You wasted food and therefore money given you by the hard-working taxpayer.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:05
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Runcible Cat posted:You wasted food and therefore money given you by the hard-working taxpayer. "There's starving children in Africa would love to have that. We know because we starved 'em."
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Dec 2, 2023 23:11
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Starmer's 10 pledges have been removed from the website: https://keirstarmer.com/plans/10-pledges/  Fortunately, we have the web archive: (The 10 pledges are on there, but it was too long to imgur them all) https://web.archive.org/web/20200221233655/https://keirstarmer.com/plans/10-pledges/  I bet Kieth eats salad.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:13
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If you dont eat salad you should hang out with me and let me eat all the bits of cucumber
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Dec 2, 2023 23:16
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Ms Adequate posted:"There's starving children in Africa would love to have that. We know because we starved 'em."
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Dec 2, 2023 23:17
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Mr Phillby posted:If you dont eat salad you should hang out with me and let me eat all the bits of cucumber Cucumber is a strange and terrible thing. Pickled it is nice, but raw it is rank and worse, contaminates everything it touches with an overpowering flavour of cucumber. The work of a malevolent creator, certainly.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:23
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The Commonwealth acetic acid washed and shrunken way of the relish
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Dec 2, 2023 23:27
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Mr Phillby posted:If you dont eat salad you should hang out with me and let me eat all the bits of cucumber One of my cats used to like cucumber (slices if they fell on the floor). I wonder what is going on in these cats' brains when they see whole cucumbers? Snake maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrZsgy4-SQ
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Dec 2, 2023 23:29
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OwlFancier posted:Cucumber is a strange and terrible thing. Pickled it is nice, but raw it is rank and worse, contaminates everything it touches with an overpowering flavour of cucumber. "Overpowering flavour of cucumber" Y'know, I enjoy cucumber but I'm not sure anyone in human history has ever described it as having an overpowering flavour of anything.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:31
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:One of my cats used to like cucumber (slices if they fell on the floor). Snake is the theory yeah.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:31
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forkboy84 posted:"Overpowering flavour of cucumber" That's what everyone else tells me but to me it has an extremely strong flavour to the point that it's the most noticeable component of anything with it in. It is a bit random though, some cucumbers have it and others don't. Not sure if there's some weird variety or age related thing that I'm picking up.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:35
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 The idea that cucumbers have an overpowering flavour is possibly the most demented thing that has ever been posted in UKMT for the last decade plus. Everyone I know who dislikes cucumber does so precisely because they feel it has no flavour at all. And those of us who like it usually do so because we appreciate the very subtle and gentle flavour combined with a nice cronch.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:42
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happyhippy posted:I'm a vegan. This £50 challenge gonna be a piece of piss! I don't think piss is vegan
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Dec 2, 2023 23:42
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