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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Google Jeb Bush posted:

I'm not completely certain about its regulatory status in the UK, but unless I'm having jet lag problems, NAC (n-acetylcysteine) works well for me and doesn't have much in the way of side effects or medicine interactions that I know of. Natural feeling sleep, reasonable time period, doesn't cause much morning grogginess, doesn't raise blood pressure (gently caress you, Benadryl).
(And melatonin and fabomotizole are available as movable sleep aids elsewhere :spain:)


These days, if you say Merry Christmas in public, these days, an Irish potato comes and arrests you and renames all your cocktails, these days.

In Other News
• Storm Ciarán hits land, bringing winds of up to 100 mph
• A 200m length of road collapses at Hemsby, Norfolk, due to coastal erosion
• The 2023 AI Safety Summit takes place at Bletchley Park as a world first agreement on how to manage the riskiest forms of AI
• The Beatles release Now and Then featuring completely natural restored vocals by John Lennon and guitars by George Harrison
• Tory MP Bob Stewart is found guilty of a racially aggravated public order offence
• Fake audio of Sadiq Khan calling for Armistice Day to be re-scheduled is circulated by fash, the Met Police says it "does not constitute a criminal offence"
• Suella Braverman is sacked as Home Secretary and replaced by James Cleverly
• Pig Lord David Cameron is appointed as Foreign Secretary, Therese Coffey resigns as environment secretary, and Richard Holden is made the Conservative party chair, replacing Mr Hands
• Sugar Empress Victoria Atkins is promoted to health secretary, Laura Trott becomes chief secretary to the Treasury
• Possession of nitrous oxide, used recreationally since 5 years before the chartering of the first licensed gin distillery in the UK, is categorised as a Class C drug


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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".



And a happy 2024 to all
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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Chilly out innit

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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HopperUK posted:

Chilly out innit

Brisk, even.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


HopperUK posted:

Chilly out innit

I almost had to think about closing my bedroom window. But it's fine, I won't

Mebh
May 10, 2010


I decided against better judgement to get a Christmas tree this year. I have 6 cats.

It's going well so far...

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Mebh posted:

I decided against better judgement to get a Christmas tree this year. I have 6 cats.

It's going well so far...



Come on, you put their scratching post next to it - that's an open invitation.

Grey Hunter fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 1, 2023

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Sweet gently caress, the tories are such cunts.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Grey Hunter posted:

Come on, you put their scratching post next to it - that's an open invitation.

:hmmyes: That's entrapment that is

Also melatonin doesn't make it easier for me to fall asleep, but it does keep me asleep real good. It also induces absolutely incredible levels of carsickness for the next 24 or so hours

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Ms Adequate posted:

:hmmyes: That's entrapment that is

Also melatonin doesn't make it easier for me to fall asleep, but it does keep me asleep real good. It also induces absolutely incredible levels of carsickness for the next 24 or so hours

Ooh thanks for that info. My sleep is so completely wrecked at the moment, I was thinking of trying it after discussion ITT.
But I can't stand nausea which I have a tendency towards without any meds.

Surprise T Rex
Apr 9, 2008

Dinosaur Gum
On the train to Manchester today for a work thing, feeling like a bit of a scab since the ASLEF stuff is starting from today.

Also completely not used to this commuting lark at all, it’s a bit of a novelty.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Yeah in my experience the dream team (LOL!) is melatonin to get me tired / send me to sleep at a normal time and occasionally glycine to keep me asleep for a nice long time (though I usually feel a bit groggy waking up)

Never even bothered going to the GP over sleep issues as I assumed they’ll just say unhelpful things about sleep hygiene I already know. I’ve been taking melatonin for years and my brain hasn’t exploded yet (he said, fate tempting-ishly)

Tedsville
Aug 21, 2020

Huffing Mr Sheen to make the phone calls go away

HopperUK posted:

Chilly out innit

Had to spend a full 10 minutes defrosting the car this morning.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The heating is ON this morning in the sebzilla house

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Sweet gently caress, the tories are such cunts.

General observation, or is there a specific reason this time?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Which shop has the best mince pies this year? I never eat them until December, but I’m sure some of you with poor impulse control have already sampled loads

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
another sad failure to abide the divine solstice

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

In my house today is known as “Shaky Day”. There will be a ceremonial playing of “Merry Christmas Everyone” later as the decorations are brought down from the loft

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

just remembered I still need to buy a Christmas tree, lol

Any recommendations for a small or sort of collapsible tree for a flat with not much space?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

TACD posted:

just remembered I still need to buy a Christmas tree, lol

Any recommendations for a small or sort of collapsible tree for a flat with not much space?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I saw a Christmas tree made of Jameson bottles yesterday in Luton Airport duty free

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

smellmycheese posted:

In my house today is known as “Shaky Day”. There will be a ceremonial playing of “Merry Christmas Everyone” later as the decorations are brought down from the loft

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrosty

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TACD posted:

just remembered I still need to buy a Christmas tree, lol

Any recommendations for a small or sort of collapsible tree for a flat with not much space?

Your local forest

Can't imagine ever having a plastic tree. The only worthwhile part of the thing is that lovely pine smell. Even if it means having to do more hoovering

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


TACD posted:

just remembered I still need to buy a Christmas tree, lol

Any recommendations for a small or sort of collapsible tree for a flat with not much space?

Fake ones where you slot the branches on layer by layer can usually be made more "space efficient" by just using one side or ever a quarter so you can have the tree flat against a wall or in a corner.

Or just go out and find a fancy looking branch https://www.upcyclist.co.uk/2017/12/natural-branch-centrepiece/

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Jedit posted:

General observation, or is there a specific reason this time?

It's more of a general, cumulative thing, but prompted by seeing something about Sunak claiming they'd exceed climate spending - only by changing how it's calculated to avoid missing a target.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Tedsville posted:

Had to spend a full 10 minutes defrosting the car this morning.

I'd like to introduce you to the wonders of a block heater.... combined with a cabin heater, such luxury!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Ooh thanks for that info. My sleep is so completely wrecked at the moment, I was thinking of trying it after discussion ITT.
But I can't stand nausea which I have a tendency towards without any meds.

I mean it might just be a thing unique to me, I know loads of Americans who swear by the stuff and have no such problems. Wouldn't want to discourage you from something that might be helpful just from my own anecdote!

E; am under the electric blanket, I had to get it last year because the HRT has wreaked absolute devastation on my ability to keep warm. Used to be able to stroll around in snow in a t shirt and shorts, not these days!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A bunch of alt-right tweeters have decided that melotonin gives you all the genders, unfortunately they seem to be chatting poo poo as usual.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



At the garden centre I used to work at we had a lot of rich idiots as customers. One who lived abroad and had a second home in the area once phoned us and asked if we could put together a rural styled Christmas centrepiece, and have it delivered urgently. After spending a while trying to work out what they actually wanted and that it wasn't something we sold, we went and grabbed some sticks from the hedgerow at the back of the property, put some little shiny bits and baubles in it, and charged them £40 with an additional £40 delivery charge. They sent us a message after saying they were delighted and they would tell all their friends about us.

Can't quite believe the economic system we live in sometimes

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


forkboy84 posted:

Can't imagine ever having a plastic tree. The only worthwhile part of the thing is that lovely pine smell. Even if it means having to do more hoovering

We have a plastic tree because my wife and I had an unplanned Christmas in our flat in Edinburgh one year, and had to go out on Christmas Eve to get decorations.

Picked up a £250 tree from Jenners for £20, and it’s now on its 13th year, it’s great. The only problem is that it’s too green and bushy, it doesn’t have the characteristic brown patches and scraggly branches that remind me of my childhood.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
We also have a plastic tree, made from recycled materials. I go into the woods with a small axe and cut off some branches, keep them in vases for the smell.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

you can hang one of those pine smell car fresheners on it for that eye searing pine scent

DreddyMatt
Nov 25, 2002
MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PISS. FUK U AMERIKKKA!!
Tree's happening this weekend.
Wreath making and other festive crafts next weekend.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


You people with sleep issues, have you tried CBD? If you have and it hasn't worked, have you tried taking more CBD? It stops me waking up at 3AM and my body thinking it's time to get up then. Over time I've built up a tolerance so I make my own oil now from isolate and MCT oil.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Tedsville posted:

Had to spend a full 10 minutes defrosting the car this morning.

If it’s not below freezing, this works well and quickly: pour warm tap water over the windows to melt the frost. Then use the wipers and screen wash - it’s got antifreeze in it.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
we have a plastic tree and it’s great. prelit and everything.

as an aside i’m glad melatonin works for so many of you. for me it’s always been practically homeopathy as it doesn’t absolutely nothing.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

killerwhat posted:

If it’s not below freezing, this works well and quickly: pour warm tap water over the windows to melt the frost. Then use the wipers and screen wash - it’s got antifreeze in it.

if it’s not below freezing i can’t imagine the car is so burdened with ice that it needs so much defrosting. personally i think that’s a bad habit to get into

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


mediaphage posted:

we have a plastic tree and it’s great. prelit and everything.

as an aside i’m glad melatonin works for so many of you. for me it’s always been practically homeopathy as it doesn’t absolutely nothing.

Maybe you just need to dilute it more

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Tedsville posted:

Had to spend a full 10 minutes defrosting the car this morning.

That's one massive microwave.

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Tedsville posted:

Had to spend a full 10 minutes defrosting the car this morning.

I started my car a good five minutes before I was going to leave the house to defrost it.
The wife took her car to drop the baby to childcare.

I go out to drive off, only to discover that my car automatically locked itself and thus I was locked out of the car. (I thought the car only auto locked when it was moving. Very frustrating. )

I wait for the wife to come home so I can use her spare key to open my car. Discover that the clicker won't work on a locked car with the engine running.

I then had to look for the keyhole on the car. But there is no visible one.

5 minutes of searching Google I find that with Kia Sportages you can use the car key to pry off a part of the door handle to get access to the key hole and manually unlock the car.

Not a huge issue, but when you are truing to leave the house in the freezing cold, it's very frustrating.

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