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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Periodically, Kimberlee gains 1 Rage Ball.

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

So, Kimberlee has horse feet, a single torso, a weird midsection but two sets of genitalia?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Two vagañias :pipe:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Guessing it's #1 out the front & #2 out the rear?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

Two vagañias :pipe:

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

By popular demand posted:

So here I was touring a site of old paper things for some paper toys I can build for the kids when



When le boules passe into your mouth lmao gottem

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

By popular demand posted:

I don't want to just pollute the thread with old timey racism but rest assured I'm still finding more as I dig for poo poo kids would like for 5 minutes.

I liked the 'Make your own tiny and highly detailed doll's house oh no wait when you look at the second page it's actually a brothel' activity.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



PainterofCrap posted:

Guessing it's #1 out the front & #2 out the rear?
:same:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

PainterofCrap posted:

Guessing it's #1 out the front & #2 out the rear?

If you could 69 with a 1.5 centaur would it look like this?

Or like THIS?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I imagine it's a bit like tetris.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
She's too many woman for just one man, you dopes!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Das Boo posted:

She's too many woman for just one man, you dopes!

"I cannot be laid by any one man"
"I'm no man"

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

It’s high time we had an adaptation of Macbeth where the person who gave birth to Macduff was a trans man

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.
Better or worse

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Yes

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

I keep imagining the snl centaur skit but with the centaur waifu

https://youtu.be/yO_gG2kDbNw?si=9XmbnA-W3jQUZchF

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
do centaurs walk around just making GBS threads anywhere like horses?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hats Wouldnt Fly posted:

Better or worse



Chesticles.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pronounced in the greek

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mauser posted:

do centaurs walk around just making GBS threads anywhere like horses?

They do, and you can't even say anything about it because people start calling you "specist" :rolleyes:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Captain Hygiene posted:

They do, and you can't even say anything about it because people start calling you "specist" :rolleyes:

Yeah, once again the woke brigade is taking away are wright to tell it like it is.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is centaur poop more like horse poop or human poop?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Human head, human poop

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Is their diet more horsey or more humanlike?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's what I'm saying, no way am I munching my way through a bale of hay or whatever if it's my human head on the body.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

That's what I'm saying, no way am I munching my way through a bale of hay or whatever if it's my human head on the body.

This guy centaurs

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Mauser posted:

do centaurs walk around just making GBS threads anywhere like horses?

you dont need to be a centaur to do that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My "You don't need to be a centaur to poo poo here but it helps" shirt

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Centaur Taco Bell, the best of both worlds. You can just cruise through the drive through and then poo poo anywhere.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Why wouldn't centaurs just wear those little poop-catcher bags that horses do at parades?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

Why wouldn't centaurs just wear those little poop-catcher bags that horses do at parades?

Maybe if they poor centaurs. You got money you get some schlep with a broom.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Grey Cat posted:

Why wouldn't centaurs just wear those little poop-catcher bags that horses do at parades?

Their arms don't reach far enough back to put it on.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Desert Bus posted:

Their arms don't reach far enough back to put it on.

That's why centaurs always travel in pairs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Uni 350 paper: The Problematics of Centaur Poop

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Grey Cat posted:

Why wouldn't centaurs just wear those little poop-catcher bags that horses do at parades?
Most of them are into their version of rolling coal.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

They do the hippopotamus thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10CfqwVxX8I

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Flipperwaldt posted:

Most of them are into their version of rolling foal.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
There are some fetishes that even I find disgusting, but this isn't one of them.

:blessed: but also spoilers for Invincible season 2:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...f9b4f91aa8833c&

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(
This is it, I finally feel old:

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
For sale locally. When you love your dad jeans even more than Jay Leno.

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