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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

The ATM wants stray cats

# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:38

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:12

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1731068358571827629?s=20

# ? Dec 2, 2023 23:38

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Compliance Enforced By Cat

# ? Dec 2, 2023 23:58

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

https://i.imgur.com/20jjdgT.mp4

# ? Dec 3, 2023 00:25

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/EPbxNzU.gifv

# ? Dec 3, 2023 03:48

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

What I like about cheetah and doggo friendships is they just get any old dog when the cheetah is just a kitten and it works fine. They don't need to be a specific breed, just doggo.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 03:57

CarForumPoster: Jun 26, 2013; â¡POWERâ¡

Kwyndig posted:

What I like about cheetah and doggo friendships is they just get any old dog when the cheetah is just a kitten and it works fine. They don't need to be a specific breed, just doggo.

Ive never seen a chihuahua

# ? Dec 3, 2023 03:58

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

CarForumPoster posted:

Ive never seen a chihuahua

Chihuahua are probably too high strung to make good companion dogs. Also they might have a minimum weight requirement to prevent accidental predation.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 04:05

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/yWwgjk4.mp4

# ? Dec 3, 2023 04:08

CarForumPoster: Jun 26, 2013; â¡POWERâ¡

Kwyndig posted:

prevent accidental predation.

sounds like a Chris Hansen special

# ? Dec 3, 2023 04:16

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yWwgjk4.mp4

Someone�s getting their shoes poo poo in tonight

# ? Dec 3, 2023 04:39

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Kwyndig posted:

What I like about cheetah and doggo friendships is they just get any old dog when the cheetah is just a kitten and it works fine. They don't need to be a specific breed, just doggo.

And they prefer rescue doggos, that's good too

# ? Dec 3, 2023 06:28

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EPbxNzU.gifv

Cats and dogs living together!

# ? Dec 3, 2023 12:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1731068358571827629?s=20

That cat hung that poster up

# ? Dec 3, 2023 14:59

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hogge is round

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQre67T4rsA

Bored posted:

Beep has managed to combine 3 play things into a super efficient 1 play thing, with 3 activities! Beep is an inventor!

So Beep is a Beep-It, the cat version of Bop-It

Beep it <beep>
Bite it <ouch>
Scratch it <also ouch>

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Dec 3, 2023

# ? Dec 3, 2023 15:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://i.imgur.com/GPhFGYg.mp4

# ? Dec 3, 2023 17:21

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6hheq8qfg

# ? Dec 3, 2023 17:50

CuriousSymptoms: Jul 18, 2004; Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again

Please say hello to Yuna, whom we have adopted today. She is three months old. We are very slowly getting her used to a space and then we will introduce her to our senior grumpy old lady.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:49

Rappaport: Oct 2, 2013

Congratulations on your beautiful tiny void!

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:08

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Hello, Yuna!

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:43

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Tell your new kitty I said meow meow meow

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:21

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Thank you for all the cute kitties, it was very good on a day of being sick.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:33

CuriousSymptoms: Jul 18, 2004; Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again

She's eaten her dinner and is cautiously exploring her settling in room :3:

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:43

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Very attentive baby, she looks like she's about to do a Cat Wiggle(tm) and jump on a hand or toy.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:50

Big Mouth Billy Basshole: Jun 18, 2007; Fun Shoe

CuriousSymptoms posted:

She's eaten her dinner and is cautiously exploring her settling in room

Holy moly, what a cutie

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:50

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I wish Yuna the best on her dangerous expedition. She looks tough though. She can handle it.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 23:12

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

She looks like a Gibli movie. Aka she looks the best

# ? Dec 3, 2023 23:25

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

CuriousSymptoms posted:

She's eaten her dinner and is cautiously exploring her settling in room

Oh my goodness, please come share Yuna in the cat thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527

# ? Dec 3, 2023 23:29

CuriousSymptoms: Jul 18, 2004; Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

She looks like a Gibli movie. Aka she looks the best

I have in fact asked her whether she is indeed a little soot sprite, and she rumbled at me and let me tickle her tummy, so I assume the answer is yes.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 23:30

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Just spent 20 minutes with Yuna and a small toy bird on some elastic. Can confirm that she is a powerful and competent hunter, and definitely not a tangle of legs and confusion with feet made of velcro.

(For clarity, I am CuriousSymptoms' husband, not some 2005 GBS throwback RPing as someone who has met this cat)

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:36

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

CuriousSymptoms posted:

She's eaten her dinner and is cautiously exploring her settling in room

I love her. :3:

I miss having a black cat, and all the fun that comes with reaching for what you think is one of your (many) black t-shirts only to grab a handful of warm fur who opens its big green eyes and goes "mrah?" at you.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 01:08