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Nowadays I’m always trying to imagine how it’d sound if he actually said this, instead of just putting it out in a tweet. “So um I was thinking um um …… it is known since um …… ancients um that wisdom is um ……….. above money!”
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the cgi vid cracked me up cause with their 2010s reputation its honestly pathetic that they cant really make that happen in the year 2023
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Daddy Powell clapped my cheeks
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That must have been a memorable cheek clapping Or maybe it wasn’t and he got the tattoo as a reminder to not let that happen again
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Busters posted:Christine (1983), but it's a Cybertruck. It turns out Elon is remotely hijacking them to run over people who called him "cis" or "boring" I think Herbie and Christine are different species of the same genus.
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Durf posted:add it to the list I know some people have said that there ought to be laws that force the super rich to put money where their mouth is, but I feel like existing public nuisance laws should also be interpreted against people like Ol' Musky.
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Obsidianheart posted:I think Herbie and Christine are different species of the same genus. what about Brum
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kirbysuperstar posted:what about Brum Keep brum's name out of your goddamn mouth
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Durf posted:add it to the list wow! an old school diner with the exact same views on race as an actual diner in the 50s!
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That roller skate diner reminds me of the Tesla Super Pool they installed at one(?) charging station.  A dumpster filled with water. The future should look like the future.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm not even sure those are lies; he's like a hyperactive eight year old, just with a billions dollar budget and an inexplicable reputation as a "genius". He's Peter Molyneux with billions of dollars and even better press. Except Molyneux at least used to make decent games once upon a time before becoming a full time flim flam artist.
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Angry Salami posted:He's Peter Molyneux with billions of dollars and even better press. Except Molyneux at least used to make decent games once upon a time before becoming a full time flim flam artist. I met Molyneux when he was showing his game "The Movies" to investors. He had a special build of the game that had a horny toggle, he turned it on and the actors in the game would start loving. Well that's my story.
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I appreciate that Elon Musk is dedicating his later years to becoming The Fat Man from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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Zero VGS posted:I met Molyneux when he was showing his game "The Movies" to investors. He had a special build of the game that had a horny toggle, he turned it on and the actors in the game would start loving. Well that's my story. That’s an incredible story. I wish there were a movie of it.
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Zero VGS posted:I met Molyneux when he was showing his game "The Movies" to investors. He had a special build of the game that had a horny toggle, he turned it on and the actors in the game would start loving. Well that's my story. how could they gently caress when those actors couldn't even lift a drat weight!!! (hope you came to this thread for incredibly specific jokes for games almost 20 years old)
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Molyneux was called a pathological liar by John Walker of RPS and hosed off entirely for one full, blessed year.
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Stefan Prodan posted:how could they gently caress when those actors couldn't even lift a drat weight!!! I also met Will Wright one time. I told him, "hey, just wanted to let you know I'm a huge fan, especially Sim Ant". He looked at me like this:  Then he dug into his pocket and held out his hand like he was going to give me something. He released and a pile of confetti poured into my hand. He then said "CONFETTI", turned and left. I was awestruck.
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Sim Ant was great yeah. One of the first games I can remember playing.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I appreciate that Elon Musk is dedicating his later years to becoming The Fat Man from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Elon would bungle and bobble the Fingal dopple.
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spanky the dolphin posted:That roller skate diner reminds me of the Tesla Super Pool they installed at one(?) charging station. this is actually the best method for putting out a tesla car fire
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Sim Ant was absolutely formative to my development.
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kdrudy posted:Elon would bungle and bobble the Fingal dopple. Without a doubt
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I loved the manual of Sim Ant, which contained a textbook's worth of interesting ant trivia. I did not enjoy the game, where somehow I "won" by doing nothing and letting my ants just do whatever they wanted on 10x speed until the enemy ants were beaten. Game played itself. But I don't care and have good memories because it was the golden age of big box PC games where the paper materials were so good I remember the game fondly because of everything except the game. Did you know there is a species of ant that was found only in the headquarters of the World Wildlife Fund in Washington DC? Man, the endless ant-related trivia that lives rent free in my head to this day...
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ded posted:this is actually the best method for putting out a tesla car fire arent Lithium or period 1 and 2 element fires self sustaining even under water?
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Zero VGS posted:I met Molyneux when he was showing his game "The Movies" to investors. He had a special build of the game that had a horny toggle, he turned it on and the actors in the game would start loving. Well that's my story. That's your story? That's it?
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Parkingtigers posted:I loved the manual of Sim Ant, which contained a textbook's worth of interesting ant trivia. I did not enjoy the game, where somehow I "won" by doing nothing and letting my ants just do whatever they wanted on 10x speed until the enemy ants were beaten. Game played itself. I never played Sim Ant but I was curious, 107 page manual packed full of ant facts. It really was a great back then when you bought a game and got the big box, the big manual, the poster, etc. I’ve also been playing Warcraft II on this site, so if you want to re-experience SimAnt playclassic.games.
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Sim Ant is the only Sim game I ever played for any length of time (and to completion). Still have the box and manual sitting around.
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SimEarth had a super cool manual and premise and should have warned anyone who played it (like me) about the dangers of trusting Will Wright's Spore
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Parkingtigers posted:I loved the manual of Sim Ant, which contained a textbook's worth of interesting ant trivia. I did not enjoy the game, where somehow I "won" by doing nothing and letting my ants just do whatever they wanted on 10x speed until the enemy ants were beaten. Game played itself. thats how ants work in real life tho. just leave them alone for a while and then, victory. its an accurate simulation.
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SimFarm was a neat game that always ended because I would crash the crop duster and die
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i liked molyneux games from populous up through black&white but i tried his most recent one, godus, and it is just absolute garbage
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lol that reminds me, when I was a kid I had Where In the USA is Carmen Sandiego, and that came with an entire Fodor's guide to America
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PhazonLink posted:arent Lithium or period 1 and 2 element fires self sustaining even under water? As one who's punctured a fully charged 4200 mAh LiPo, yes; they still burn while submerged. There's a fascinating amount of fire trapped in those small packages.
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Earwicker posted:i liked molyneux games from populous up through black&white but i tried his most recent one, godus, and it is just absolute garbage Oh there's several more after that.
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Earwicker posted:i liked molyneux games from populous up through black&white but i tried his most recent one, godus, and it is just absolute garbage Yeah he literally abandoned it unfinished
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Parkingtigers posted:somehow I "won" by doing nothing and letting my ants just do whatever they wanted on 10x speed until the enemy ants were beaten. Game played itself. I mean this is pretty much the ideal thing you can do for an ant colony. They got this, they don't need human intervention
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