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i would simply pay my tithe and collect my indulgence
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Dec 2, 2023 04:02
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i have a lot of house plants, plus the plants around my house, suckin up the carbons
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Dec 2, 2023 04:08
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As a major emitter of methane I just have to say that the left is starting to go too far
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Dec 2, 2023 04:09
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i convert garbage to fertilizer so I'm doing my part
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Dec 2, 2023 05:39
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i rinse off my car batteries before tossing them into the ocean
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Dec 2, 2023 05:53
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I murder the planet for money and spend that money on murdering the planet
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Dec 2, 2023 06:21
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there has to be a better word than exponential growth for ticks that only need two generations to be at 4 million
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Dec 2, 2023 06:44
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kater posted:there has to be a better word than exponential growth for ticks that only need two generations to be at 4 million https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_exponential_function and there's a couple other options listed in that article too
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Dec 2, 2023 06:48
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blatman posted:i rinse off my car batteries before tossing them into the ocean WRONG. where do you think that water goes?? that's right, the ocean. you should wipe them off with paper towels and then put those in a plastic bag and Dispose of the bag Properly before hucking the car battery directly on top of a coral reef
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Dec 2, 2023 10:26
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the more mass we add to the ocean, the more heat it can absorb. idiot. engage your brain
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Dec 2, 2023 10:29
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the biggest iceberg in the world is just floating away into the ocean and you're MAKING JOKES?
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Dec 2, 2023 10:32
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i'm gonna go build a house on that iceberg and then show up at COP 29 and demand they pay me for my house which they so inconsiderately are ruining with their greenhouses and gases
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Dec 2, 2023 10:34
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SixteenShells posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_exponential_function and there's a couple other options listed in that article too
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Dec 2, 2023 11:40
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Delta-Wye posted:i would simply pay my tithe and collect my indulgence
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Dec 2, 2023 16:17
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if you own an iceberg and it starts floating away do you own the sea below it?
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Dec 2, 2023 19:30
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More ice in the ocean is good. Cool that poo poo down
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Dec 2, 2023 19:59
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kater posted:if you own an iceberg and it starts floating away do you own the sea below it? the answer depends on how much shareholder value you create
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Dec 2, 2023 20:00
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kater posted:if you own an iceberg and it starts floating away do you own the sea below it? you own the seabed below wherever the iceberg is
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Dec 2, 2023 20:39
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Winter is here. The sun is shining. COP28 is proceeding along as scheduled. Everything's fine. 
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Dec 2, 2023 21:34
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its still 20 days until winter so 70 degrees is ok
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Dec 2, 2023 21:49
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Joke's on the ticks, I don't go outside
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Dec 3, 2023 00:12
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Real hurthling! posted:its still 20 days until winter so 70 degrees is ok please stop correcting me on the date I will cry
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Dec 3, 2023 06:42
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Delta-Wye posted:ALL cops my partner is a detective who puts away child predators. I’m not talking about alleged child predators, I’m talking about hard evidence stuff. they have like one of the only jobs that I think is legit in law enforcement , and they agree.
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Dec 3, 2023 09:54
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LionArcher posted:my partner is a detective who puts away child predators. I’m not talking about alleged child predators, I’m talking about hard evidence stuff. they have like one of the only jobs that I think is legit in law enforcement , and they agree. so how many of their fellow officers have they put away for being diddlers?
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Dec 3, 2023 12:26
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hi I've been absent but I just wanted to pop in to give a hearty LOL and LMAO about cope 28 Cop28 president says there is ‘no science’ behind demands for phase-out of fossil fuels Exclusive: UAE’s Sultan Al Jaber says phase-out of coal, oil and gas would take world ‘back into caves’
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Dec 3, 2023 14:32
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"It's time son. Hand me the words of power" A young man passes his weathered father a handful of crumpled papers "Will it work father?" "It must my son." he stares over their crops, ravaged by drought and disease, trembling fingers clutching the aged excel sheets and powerpoints. With a dry cough he clears some of the choking dust from his throat, and begins to read "Electric vehicles! Carbon credits!" The wind howls, he blinks continuously as blinding sand crusts around his squinting eyes "Investments in renewables and green startups! Transitioning over 30 years, starting next decade!" The wind roars. The skies darken as the rain gathers above. Their eyes well with tears of relief, and he continues yelling - but the dollar amounts and offset figures cannot be heard above the fury of the sudden storm. The sky opens and the rain pours down as they rejoice. But wait, it's far too much! Almost before they realize it they are swept away in a great deluge that clears the last of their arable land down to ledge. A final bitter revelation escapes the father just before he is overcome by the retribution of an enraged planet "We... forgot to mention... the climate capture plant!"
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Dec 3, 2023 16:34
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Cold on a Cob posted:hi I've been absent but I just wanted to pop in to give a hearty LOL and LMAO about cope 28 This tracks, cavemen understand the utility of rocks that get hot enough to boil water
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Dec 3, 2023 17:53
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problem solved https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20231130-can-humans-live-underwaterquote:Rob Colley, ex-military elite diver and yoga teacher, now heads up the company's training and human performance division. One element of Colley's work is "breath hold training".
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Dec 3, 2023 20:10
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I think the theoretical concept of using seafloor colonizing as a test run for space is sound There's some good tips in there for autoerotic asphyxiation fanatics OK I'm out of nice things to say about it now.
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Dec 3, 2023 20:17
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Revenge of Dr Dome
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Dec 3, 2023 20:26
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A sea colony would seem to be a better option to wait out any catastrophe on the surface than going to another planet altogether.
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Dec 3, 2023 20:27
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Cold on a Cob posted:hi I've been absent but I just wanted to pop in to give a hearty LOL and LMAO about cope 28 quote:The president of Cop28, Sultan Al Jaber, has claimed there is “no science” indicating that a phase-out of fossil fuels is needed to restrict global heating to 1.5C, the Guardian and the Centre for Climate Reporting can reveal.
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Dec 3, 2023 20:30
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six degrees of kelvin, baked-in
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Dec 3, 2023 20:37
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Dokapon Findom posted:A sea colony would seem to be a better option to wait out any catastrophe on the surface than going to another planet altogether. It would become an instant nightmare hell because it wouldn't be run by anyone decent Also you'd be trapped down there forever, even assuming there's some thermocline compatible with humans it's gonna have to last a million years. Basically these billionaire bunkers are the same thing as morlocks, right? The sea dome is just that but underwater which makes it harder to maintain? (Didn't read the article tbh)
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Dec 3, 2023 20:41
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OIL PANIC posted:six degrees of kelvin, baked-in six degrees of heckin' bakin'
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Dec 3, 2023 20:50
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why would you build on the seafloor when the ocean surface is right there
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Dec 3, 2023 21:42
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Dokapon Findom posted:A sea colony would seem to be a better option to wait out any catastrophe on the surface than going to another planet altogether. uh oh, looks like someone didn't read this book 
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Dec 3, 2023 21:50
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You'd be amazed at the books I haven't read
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Dec 3, 2023 22:25
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load up cruise ships with the burrowing lizards/birds and drive em to antarctica e: also rebury all fossils/artifacts back where they were taken from
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Dec 3, 2023 23:11
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Dokapon Findom posted:You'd be amazed at the books I haven't read
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Dec 3, 2023 23:13
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