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Sometimes I stop and think "what are the cryptoland island people doing now?" And "where's my pal Connie?"
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Cringepost dude is back!
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Busters posted:Sometimes I stop and think "what are the cryptoland island people doing now?" And "where's my pal Connie?" They all went to live in a bitcoin wallet upstate where there's room to run and play and is at least 1000 feet from a school
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Dec 4, 2023 00:18
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Agents are GO! posted:They all went to live in a bitcoin wallet upstate where there's room to run and play and is at least 1000 feet from a school lmao
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Dec 4, 2023 00:20
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Agents are GO! posted:They all went to live in a bitcoin wallet upstate where there's room to run and play and is at least 1000 feet from a school
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Dec 4, 2023 00:25
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tango alpha delta posted:Seraph, please call New York City’s mental health support at 988 if you are in distress or having a manic episode. We are not equipped to help you here. buttcoin
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Dec 4, 2023 00:33
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Really regret missing that meeting where we decided we weren't calling it "bitchcoin" anymore.
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Dec 4, 2023 00:35
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Agents are GO! posted:They all went to live in a bitcoin wallet upstate where there's room to run and play and is at least 1000 feet from a school new thread title
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Dec 4, 2023 00:39
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here i am with the vast number everyday use cases and mass adoption for my two decade old currency. they're all just out of frame, having lots of fun
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Dec 4, 2023 00:48
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(thumbs refresh on Coinbase app, blithely ignoring that the "withdraw money" button has long since been greyed out) I'm a high value mate now
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Dec 4, 2023 00:56
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Seraph rereg economy is keeping the SA servers alive until the oceans consume us and our computers It is very much this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHB7tHirRY&t=27s
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Dec 4, 2023 01:26
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:here i am with the vast number everyday use cases and mass adoption for my two decade old currency. they're all just out of frame, having lots of fun Those particular goalposts got moved. Now Bitcoin isn't "an actual functioning currency you can use to buy things," it is "a store of value." Which is turned into actual real money that you can spend when you need to buy things, because Bitcoin has no use other than as a speculative instrument (which is mostly involved in crime and scams).
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Dec 4, 2023 01:57
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Dabir posted:Even more ridiculous than Haydee from Haydee? Yes.
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Time_pants posted:Really regret missing that meeting where we decided we weren't calling it "bitchcoin" anymore. Just keep saying it and it might catch back on. Be a trailblazer
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Dec 4, 2023 02:19
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Well done mods promptly deleting Seraph's latest posts and erasing the content. I don't read his posts anymore but their presence does poo poo up the look of a page and require much more scrolling from the rest of us.
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Dec 4, 2023 04:30
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what are they hiding?
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Dec 4, 2023 04:33
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? Based on his past posts: "Proof" of the unending profitability of Bitcoin based on unlabelled graphs with unscientific projections and the hysteric greed of bagholders, "proof" it's environmentally sound and indeed improves the emissions situation, and idiotic memes appealing to greed and fear of missing out. You'd best sell your house/car, raid the family finances, borrow all the money you can and buy Buy BUY Bitcoin. It can only go up Up UP!
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Dec 4, 2023 04:56
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https://youtu.be/3_mWMliLFwA?si=-U4rL5wGyIcveNZM Essentially videos like this, but less based in reality.
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? the current price of bitcoin and really boring memes
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MechaCrash posted:Those particular goalposts got moved. Now Bitcoin isn't "an actual functioning currency you can use to buy things," it is "a store of value." Which is turned into actual real money that you can spend when you need to buy things, because Bitcoin has no use other than as a speculative instrument (which is mostly involved in crime and scams). actually buttcoin is a store of energy like a battery. no stop asking how you get energy back out. unless its cashing out and paying your utility bill.
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Dec 4, 2023 05:16
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? Fuckable robots.
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All robots are fuckable if you're not a coward
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? Mental illness.
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Crust First posted:Mental illness. Not very well.
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? Did you not read my post? I wasn't kidding about brain damage (mental illnesses). Dude should be in a gambling rehab like zaurg would be expected to go to. Pretty much the same person.
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Dec 4, 2023 06:15
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flubber nuts posted:what are they hiding? Mods are covering up the truth about bitcoin
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Dec 4, 2023 06:20
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He said he was going to tell me what happened to Connie.  and now I'll never get to know. I-i just miss my singing coin genie and all his extremely clever block chain memes
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titty_baby_ posted:Mods are covering up the truth about bitcoin Are you saying mods knew about bitcoin?
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PhazonLink posted:actually buttcoin is a store of energy like a battery. Ah, so it’s a store of energy in the exact same way as it’s a store of value.
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Busters posted:He said he was going to tell me what happened to Connie. I think Connie is legitimately my favourite thing to come out of Bitcoin. He's just such a revolting mascot in one of the most bizarre fuckin adverts for the most pie in the sky idea since SA last floated a private goon island, he and the video he's part of is almost infinitely rewatchable in just how wacko it all is. It's got real mobile game advert vibes "don'tbeshygoahedandtryitaTRRRRYYY everybodylovesit UHHHM" is stuck in my head for the rest of my existence now E, timestamped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoAF6lY6iI&t=226s gently caress man it's so good. it's so rotten. gently caress. Songbearer fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Dec 4, 2023 |
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Dec 4, 2023 08:03
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What the gently caress did I just watch? It's like watching a car accident happen in real time
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Did someone put rat poison on his table??
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Scarodactyl posted:Did someone put rat poison on his table?? I mean if you were hired to be a waiter at that resort, wouldn't you??
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E: aww boo, nevermind
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Agents are GO! posted:Are you saying mods knew about bitcoin? Jeff is
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tango alpha delta posted:What the gently caress did I just watch? You're acting like sending all the crypto bros to an island isn't a good idea. They should also release a bunch of Komodo dragons.
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we're back https://twitter.com/nayibbukele/status/1731653743668572498
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I wonder who's going to wind up taking the fall (probably metaphorical, maybe literal) when these DIAMOND HANDS HODL idiots see all their potential gains evaporate when the price of Bitcoin shits the bed again because yet another big exchange was revealed to be a scam, or some dingdong clicked an obviously fake link for free cheese or some poo poo and got all their poo poo stolen.
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lol is this why seraph has posted so often recently? it just randomly went up $10K over the past 3 days so now they're all crawling back out of the woodwork going, "SEE. SEE. IT'S WORTH SOMETHING NOW" like bro, what was the reason it jumped $10K, you don't think that's weird?
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